DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Last time I heard doody in air, he emberrased himself, and us. So... no please.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is the equivalent of a yappy chihuahua that will bark incessantly when your back is turned, but as soon as you turn around, he runs away with a stream of piss following him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

overcome his alcoholism

phil is the only former alcoholic in history to beat his addiction and still be able to drink every day and spend hundreds of dollars a week on alcohol

Phil has spent so many years speaking only to dents

technically hes not even speaking to them, hes speaking to a camera

 

[neger psykolog]

Were it not for his ego and narcissism he would have leaned into the whole autism thing to shield himself from criticism for past and present words and actions, like Cartman faking Tourettes so he could yell out HATEFUL SLURS.

Phil knowing he's autistic and using it as a get out of jail free card would be fucking awesome. Him lecturing people about neurodiversity and unbanning Derish while embracing the autism of both his fanbase and detractors would be the penultimate outcome.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Were it not for his ego and narcissism he would have leaned into the whole autism thing to shield himself from criticism for past and present words and actions, like Cartman faking Tourettes so he could yell out HATEFUL SLURS.

I often think of this but is he not already doing that with the Mr kitty/jasper kitty thing?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Phil knowing he's autistic and using it as a get out of jail free card would be fucking awesome. Him lecturing people about neurodiversity and unbanning Derish while embracing the autism of both his fanbase and detractors would be the penultimate outcome.

Well guys, the uh, *snort* truth comes out I guess... *burps into mic* I've always been autistic, and I beg 40 hours a week to support my cat and horse. This has all been a stupid uh... *reads chat in silence for 90 seconds* okay, 220DentHeadREAL enjoy your permanent ban and don't come back ever again. uh... *t-poses* you've been trolled *seal laugh*

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Someone like Phil would use therapy to be more of a piece of shit to be honest. He would find some way to even abuse and game therapy like how he cheeses videogame bosses.

He might be eyetalian just like Tony Soprano but you give him way too much credit. His IQ isn't 136, he wouldn't learn to manipulate shit. The most he'd do is point at having to go to therapy as proof as evil tractors ruining his life.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"do they have asthma in the pacific islands?" -DSP on his day stream today. The little I watched it was boring as shit and he was begging for viewers to stay and for a second goal.

 

[KevJ]

Last time I heard doody in air, he emberrased himself, and us. So... no please.

Didn't keem make him cry?

 

[Benchod]

Phil is the equivalent of a yappy chihuahua that will bark incessantly when your back is turned, but as soon as you turn around, he runs away with a stream of piss following him.

I dunno Chihuahuas are probably braver than DSP and will at least try to bite.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

DSP needs a boot camp, not fucking therapy. Boot camp wouldn't change him either because he is beyond saving, but maybe he would learn when to shut the fuck up.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

It doesn't benefit him to do a lie detector tezt

DSP needs a boot camp, not fucking therapy. Boot camp wouldn't change him either because he is beyond saving, but maybe he would learn when to shut the fuck up.

This would be the only thing to change phil

 

[Pargon]

It doesn't benefit him to do a lie detector tezt

This would be the only thing to change philView attachment 7011322

Oh come on now. Why mess with enhanced social reeducation when it was perfected 600 years ago?


One o’ these babies and six pounds of rotting fruit n’ veg. That’s a good Sunday morning’s entertainment.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Could we stir up some evidence that he's an illegal alien? Gitmo and a good ol' waterboarding might have some effect.

He would have been eligible for a keel hauling if he acted like such a faggot on a ship.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Could we stir up

Meh, that's gay. And he isn't Mexican/black so no one would care anyway

 

[strandedcastaway]

Someone like Phil would use therapy to be more of a piece of shit to be honest. He would find some way to even abuse and game therapy like how he cheeses videogame bosses.

Imagine how much of a mouthpiece he uses Kat for shit and the words he puts in her mouth. The therapist would just be another thing for that.

Anyone who has seen The Sopranos knows how therapy would go for Phil, except he'd become better at being a retarded victim instead of a better mob boss.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I often think of this but is he not already doing that with the Mr kitty/jasper kitty thing?

Baby talking to your pets is considered pretty normal behavior by most.

 

[Crooked 16th]

DSP needs a boot camp, not fucking therapy. Boot camp wouldn't change him either because he is beyond saving, but maybe he would learn when to shut the fuck up.

Get FPSkyle on the phone

 

[Burl McMillan]

Could we stir up some evidence that he's an illegal alien?

I'm more interested in proving he's an alien, alien.

 

[neger psykolog]

Could we stir up some evidence that he's an illegal alien?

The alien conspiracy theory thing has been done for ages already. Quite a few people have said that DSP is an alien in human skin and there's already enough video evidence of him shape shifting to lend credence to him also being a lizard person.