Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Poonocchio]

Staph is one of the only lolcows that I would crab rave if karma actually came to collect. She’s that unrepentantly unlikeable and vile.

Seriously. Not one redeeming feature about her, aside from being the source of Spudlet.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Not a Trump fan myself, but if you’re self-absorbed to the point you’re offended that your dad is crying over your mom’s cancer diagnosis, mandatory labor on an organic farm would likely be good for you.

The whole "unpaid hard labor on a farm will cure your mental illness" thing is such a retarded take that I'm surprised it came from someone older than six years old, but honestly? I'd like to see the Internet's various coombrained troons be shipped to one. If you identify as something other than your birth sex and spend any significant amount of time talking online about your fetishes, off you go to the farm.

I don't think it'll "cure" anything, but at least they'll have served some kind of purpose and contributed to some kind of positive end result.

Staph's a druid, right? She'll love communing with nature!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I don't think it'll "cure" anything, but at least they'll have served some kind of purpose and contributed to some kind of positive end result.

I dunno, I don't think Ron is saying it'd cure mental illness either. I think it's more of a combo of 'she should go outside and touch grass instead of marinating in her own self-importance all day' plus a 'fuck her, a farm with the other cows is where she belongs'

Which I think we can all get behind.

 

[moorhen]

Shouldn't going working on a tard farm be Staph's dream? She's supposed to be a nature loving druid, and honestly, people like her should be forced to contribute if they won't do it theirselves.

Her "disability" that she "can't work" because of is anxiety, she's not on SSI for a physical disability. She won't have time to be anxious if she's spending her whole day picking beans or whatever it was all the mexicans were doing before ICE started rounding them up.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Jeez her poor poor parents. I will be keeping Mama Frig in my prayers. Cancer is a bitch and I wish her nothing but the best.

Gyro, a bunch of strangers on a shit talking forum are showing much more concern and compassion than you, the person they opened their hearts and home to, gave you your name, and raised and loved as their very own. Please let that sink in, dig really deep and get your head out of your ass. Your mother may be dying. You only ever have one set of parents and you will be full of regret if you allow yourself to be a self-centered asshole during a time where your dad is reaching out to you for comfort. Someone actually fucking NEEDS you. Go tell your parents you love them, holy shit.

Fucking , but for fucks sake I just feel SO BADLY for both her mom and dad. I truly do.

 

[Poonocchio]

Shouldn't going working on a tard farm be Staph's dream? She's supposed to be a nature loving druid, and honestly, people like her should be forced to contribute if they won't do it theirselves.

If they make her work on a farm maybe Lolki can make her harvest kiwis, so mote it be. Not sure on the abundance of kiwis in Endicott but Lolki can do anything, right?

 

[moorhen]

If she was forced into some government mandated work program to keep her tardbucks and $13 apartment, what would be the most ironic?

I do enjoy the image of her toiling in the fields, but perhaps she is too much of a lardarse for that.

I was looking through the thread earlier because I remembered her saying she just flat out was above certain work, and I think it would be good for the government to make her a janitor, since she thinks she's better than that.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Go tell your parents you love them, holy shit.

The sad truth is she doesn't love them though. It's by far the most prominent and damning evidence she's a narc, much as I usually resist the armchair psyching of cows.

Makes me feel double sad for the Frigs. If/when Mama Frig passes, this thread will be more affected than her own daughter.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Oh my fucking GOD. WHAT are you admitting to?


Did Lolki also tell you that your mom's cancer is back? Because you were so unbothered by the news when your dad phoned you crying about it. No? You're just a self absorbed sociopath who plays at being a VIP online who talks to gods, OK.



Once again, you are not only blasting your downstairs neighbours with your music, but all your neighbours. You'll be next up for eviction, at this rate.


HA! I doubt they ever liked you.


Well, your mom is probably going to be taken from you some time soon, so maybe you should worry about that and everything you're going to lose instead, especially if your dad cuts you off.


Exhausted and have neck ache from standing there with a candle.


I doubt he had 'several years' of being 'a happy little guy.'


Make one yourself.


Stop pushing your religion down people's throats. You're as bad as a radical Christian.

If it makes you feel any better, the letatcesmoi person she was responding to in the first place before slapfighting with Malena capped and posted her.

I went and capped the interaction:


letatcestmoi has a lot of followers, so the above post had some comments about Staph on it here.

letatcestmoi's pal posted this in the comments:

lol.

A picture of Siggy's pretty face to end on:


ETA:


Jfc Staph, they're only a 10 minute walk away from your apartment. Don't shit where you eat.

 

[VinegarPussy]

If you identify as something other than your birth sex and spend any significant amount of time talking online about your fetishes, off you go to the farm.

Staph and Kelly Lenza could be roomies. The world (as well as Siggy, the Frigs and Kelly’s daughters) would only be better with those two confined and being made to do something productive.

 

[Chromeo]

If they make her work on a farm maybe Lolki can make her harvest kiwis, so mote it be. Not sure on the abundance of kiwis in Endicott but Lolki can do anything, right?

Where do kiwis grow, anyway? Florida?

Makes me feel double sad for the Frigs. If/when Mama Frig passes, this thread will be more affected than her own daughter.

We mourned Peetie for at least 2 days, she was posting political shit later that same day.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Once again, you are not only blasting your downstairs neighbours with your music, but all your neighbours. You'll be next up for eviction, at this rate.

Wooooow Staph, what if she's having a panic attack? Oh, what if her partner is abusive? What if she's trans and her partner hates it and now her anxiety is making her scream in the parking lot? "I hate disabled mentally ill victims of transphobic domestic violence and call them "fucking bitches" on social media" can be the text on her next patch. Why not?

Anyway, fun being neighbors with these two. First, one is screaming outside, then the bearded retard helpfully starts blasting music. Super. I'd love to hear her explaining her logic to the landlord, who would not give a single fuck

Stop pushing your religion down people's throats. You're as bad as a radical Christian.

If anyone popped in to a thread about death and was like "ACSHULLY your dead baby is NOT an angel in heaven now because humans don't become angels " she would rightfully shit a brick, yet here we are

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

As per usual I am late and gay, but

Stephanie is one of the most repulsive cows out there due to her smugness and idiocy. She genuinely doesn't understand how ugly she is. Her dad needed her to listen him, actually listen, and realize how bad her mother's prognosis is, and her only response was irritation that he had inconvenienced her.

She's a callous low-IQ retard, and she deserves every single little bit of suffering that life throws at her. I hope her precious T gives her a fucking stroke.

God, her poor parents.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Where do kiwis grow, anyway? Florida?

There are two different kinds of "kiwi" vines, fuzzy kiwis and kiwiberry/hardy kiwis.

The former produce the big kiwi fruits you see in the grocery store and are hardy to Zone 7-8. Hardy kiwi fruits are the size of big grapes and don't ship well, so if you see them anywhere other than a yard it'd be a farmer's market, but they're hardy to at least Zone 5-6.

Everyone knows what fuzzy kiwis grow like, so here are kiwiberries on the vine:


Amusing side note: with both kinds of kiwis, you need to have male and female vines to produce fruit.

 

[Free the Pedos]

is there a reason why so many low IQ people are narcissistic? Is it a theory of mind thing, like they’re too dumb to truly comprehend that other people’s feelings exist?

 

[pink cigarettes]

is there a reason why so many low IQ people are narcissistic? Is it a theory of mind thing, like they’re too dumb to truly comprehend that other people’s feelings exist?

It isn't that a lot of low IQ people are narcissistic. It's that a lot of people are low IQ, period. And if a dumdum is also a narc, we are more likely to notice the ways in which their narcissism manifests because it is so spectacularly retarded.

But when narcissists are more intelligent and higher performing, we simply end up working for them, electing them to office, buying their records, and watching their films.

 

[Meredith Swift]

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Staph is not a Swiftie.

Taylor Swift once wrote a song in honor of her mom battling cancer instead of bitching about everyone getting so goddamn emotional about it, so at least she's a better daughter than Staph confirmed.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

is there a reason why so many low IQ people are narcissistic? Is it a theory of mind thing, like they’re too dumb to truly comprehend that other people’s feelings exist?

Well, if you're dumber than a brick, I'd imagine you have less inhibition when it comes to keeping things to your damn self. We all have plenty of knee-jerk selfish thoughts that run through our head over the course of a day; the big difference is that most people have the common sense to not air them to the world, because most people know how to act right.

'Oh God, I have so many little annoyances and stresses in my day to day life and I slept badly because of my noisy neighbors. I was already having a stressful day and then Dad called me crying because my medically fragile mother has taken another turn for the worse. It's hard when it all piles on like this.'

Perfectly reasonable situation. It's just that Stapphy interprets this in the most selfish and assholish way possible (and then posts it immediately on the internet), rather than being a normal person who realizes that frequently we have to set our own shit aside when other people need us.

It's always especially annoying watching her being so selfish and self-centered when she touts herself as an activist community leader... a role that specifically centers around focusing on others before yourself.

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

I feel bad for the Frigs. They couldn't have kids. Probably desperately wanted them and could give a good stable home. They adopt her and got an evil spiteful gremlin. I hope Papa cuts her off when his wife passes.

 

[Chromeo]

Saw this tumblr post today and it reminded me of Stephanie: