Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Doublefrag said:
I'm just glad our boi Austin is finally taking up a hobby other than gambling. I hope he enjoys skating and doing tricks like this.
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This is clearly from the summer/fall before the long lockup. Maybe after he got home from rehab before the longer incarceration. He's in a tshirt, his hair is semi short, and he's kinda skinny/cracked out looking. Its been below freezing and snowing in austins region this past week.
 
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Doublefrag said:
I'm just glad our boi Austin is finally taking up a hobby other than gambling. I hope he enjoys skating and doing tricks like this.
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Skating is not new for Austin, rat. He used to entertain chat with the same 3-4 skate videos from his Instagram multiple times per stream. Austin is, in fact, a very competent skater. And that's not easy when you're tall. Unfortunately, he hurt his ankle. That's why he hasn't been skating much recently (the last couple of years). Which is a shame, 'cause he's really good at skating. Especially for a tall guy. Skating is not easy when you're tall. Hey, chat, did you know that Austin skates? Anyway, here's a picture of a fish he caught once. Skating and fishing. Two things that Austin does very well. He can feel when a fish is about to bite. It's almost like a sixth sense. Did you know that Austin skates? He's gonna do a fishing stream soon. Just gotta get Starlink first. His phone has poor reception where he lives. But he's gonna get Starlink. And then he'll do all kinds of IRL streams. Might even stream from his new car once he's bought it. Did you know that Austin skates? Got a nice fishing pole too. He likes fishing.
 
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Skating is not new for Austin, rat. He used to entertain chat with the same 3-4 skate videos from his Instagram multiple times per stream. Austin is, in fact, a very competent skater. And that's not easy when you're tall. Unfortunately, he hurt his ankle. That's why he hasn't been skating much recently (the last couple of years). Which is a shame, 'cause he's really good at skating. Especially for a tall guy. Skating is not easy when you're tall. Hey, chat, did you know that Austin skates? Anyway, here's a picture of a fish he caught once. Skating and fishing. Two things that Austin does very well. He can feel when a fish is about to bite. It's almost like a sixth sense. Did you know that Austin skates? He's gonna do a fishing stream soon. Just gotta get Starlink first. His phone has poor reception where he lives. But he's gonna get Starlink. And then he'll do all kinds of IRL streams. Might even stream from his new car once he's bought it. Did you know that Austin skates? Got a nice fishing pole too. He likes fishing.
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Along with being tall (6'0 flat), when austin goes out in public people think that he's 18, he get's carded all the time when trying to buy nicotine or alcohol because of how youthful he looks. He does NOT look 30, he actually still looks like a teenager and he's also pretty tall. Also bet you guys didn't know this but he is an avid shoe collector, I miss when he would show us his favorite shoe (UNIVERSITY BLUES YEAH BUDDY) once every hour or so, they are super CLEAN and a NICE shoe.
 
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Alongside being a 6’ tall, young-looking, avid skateboarder, did you pussies know that Austin plays CS:GO? Did you know that he possessed a skin for the AWP called ‘Dragon Lore’? Yeah, buddy. Heh. It’s only one of the most, if not THE most coveted skins in the entire game. Worth thousands. Worth more money than you’ll see in your lifetime of working minimum wage jobs, rat. We shouldn’t be talking about how much money someone makes. It doesn’t matter, right? Did you also know that Austin is a beast with the AWP? That’s right. Alongside the gnarly skateboarding trick videos from Instagram 6 years ago before he hurt his ankle, which still hurts, he likes to show off his CS:GO prowess by repeatedly showing off a video where he ‘AWPs’ the entire enemy team, earning him MVP of the game. He is really good at that game. And skateboarding. And DDR. And fishing.

Have you ever been awarded MVP of the game, pussy?
 
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I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! I hate Runescape! WELCOME TO VODAFONE!

It's AustinGambles not AustinSucksAtPvP
 
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I'd rather have him smoke a fat rock at this point and go to prison for years, than having to sit through another Troonscape stream. This is just another hour of nontent. Him going out on a week long crackathon is better content than whatever the fuck this is. This is unwatchable.
 
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Kees H said:
I'd rather have him smoke a fat rock at this point and go to prison for years, than having to sit through another Troonscape stream. This is just another hour of nontent. Him going out on a week long crackathon is better content than whatever the fuck this is. This is unwatchable.
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Just have it on in the background while you do something more engaging like, say, playing RuneScape.
 
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Kees H said:
I'd rather have him smoke a fat rock at this point and go to prison for years, than having to sit through another Troonscape stream. This is just another hour of nontent. Him going out on a week long crackathon is better content than whatever the fuck this is. This is unwatchable.
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Only true autists like Null could enjoy a Bossman Troonscape stream. At least Remi the Rat is binned again, hopefully for the last time.
 
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Bonedome said:
Absolutely no idea when this happened but it was posted on BossmanJack's AustinGambles' BossmanAustin's discord before it was re-deleted.

I PRESENT: THE TRE-FLIP

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The only way to land it is to fully commit, and the only way to biff it like that is when you fully commit.

Trick committed.
Pot committed.
Life committed.
Involuntarily committed.
 
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I still can't get over the fact that Remy Remi is literally the name of the rat in Ratatouille
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So, the Dirty Dallas and Chips arc is over. I didn't catch Bossman saying exactly what happened, or if he even did, but he had to figure out how to go get rid of the Discord link Nightbot spits out, saying he was going to make another Discord tomorrow. Dallas took the old one over and it was apparently being spammed full of gay scat porn. I think I'll pass on checking for myself. :story:

There was a point in the stream where he went to Mines, but closed it before he even started playing. He then checked the time, and went to ask his dad if he was being too loud. Who the hell is this guy, and what did the State of Virginia do with the real Bossman? I miss the ape escape freakouts, the crack tongue, the wanton annihilation of PC peripherals, the drywall demolition and door destruction and vape defenestration, the screaming matches with Ratdad at ungodly hours of the morning, the crying, the begging, the suicide-baiting...

...but this is better than no Bossman at all.
 
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Bagel With Lox said:
So, the Dirty Dallas and Chips arc is over. I didn't catch Bossman saying exactly what happened
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Austin said that he was "standing up for himself," and "putting [his] foot down." He specifically said that Dallas was weirding him out and trying to control him, and that's why he's ditching the Chips sponsorship.
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Who the hell is this guy, and what did the State of Virginia do with the real Bossman?
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This is AustinGambles. BossmanJack is in there, he's just one hit of crackarooski away.
 
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