Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,925 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,268
"I don't care, I really don't. People talking about me? Who cares? Here's how little I care: I'll make an entire video rebutting every mean thing people say about me. That's how little I care. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go back to talking about how little I care about all this. Let's move on and never ever bring up these topics I definitely don't care about, or else I'll fucking ban you, because I care so little"
 
I truly think the best milk has yet to come
I agree wholeheartedly because these types of people never stop. The only cessation of their behavior that occurs is when they either have a complete breakdown (at which point they just shift blame to anyone and everything that isn't them with a minor admission of guilt then maybe take a hiatus from their normal behavior to pretend to be socially acceptable before unabashedly returning to the same old same old) or they just leave the internet entirely for a bit and DFE. A third option, that I would absolutely love to see, is for him to just slowly disappear and fade away. Because then we'll get to see the real chimpouts 10 years from now when people mock him at whatever panel he manages to smooze himself on at [name your furry convention]

The hit to his ego is obviously too severe for him to cope at this point so that snowball effect is just going to keep exponentially causing him grief. What makes it funnier is that it's all self-manufactured, it's not grief from outside pressures or outside sources: these are merely observations from the rest of the internet of not only singular actions but his cumulative behavior. He's being told by literally everyone that isn't one of his peons that the way he behaves is unacceptable.

The dodging of the article with cheating is so telling it's palatable. Literally no one in the world cares that you cheat in a video game via looking up guides, cheesing a meta, or just using cheat codes; minus his primary employer of course. That's what this all boils down to is money: if you look at why he cares about being accused of cheating (twitch tos) and apply that directly to the rest of his behavior you see that every bit of this is fueled by an uptick in views that he got that increased his revenue at some point. Pretending to work on multiple games at the same time increased his revenue via views. Having a game like homestruck in development for so long means that he's going to make a decent amount of money when it releases but it's going to be from people that are playing it to mock him versus the fan base he believes he has.

It's fucking hilarious that a little bit of dosh made someone that was already incredibly full of shit in his private circles to be known as incredibly full of shit publicly. All he had to do was not start making YouTube shorts about what a heckin genius he was, it's Soo common for insecure people to do this that it's clinically documented in several forms of mental illnesses, many such cases.
 
How hard is it to just admit you made a slight fuckup in a shitty video game instead of burning down everything in a tard rage lol.
No he can't do that, that's basically the same thing as getting on your knees and sucking off the entire guild. A complete spergout is obviously the more adult solution. Also he totally couldn't have taken charge of the situation despite being far and away the most experienced player in the group because that's like, not his job and stuff.

His dickriders actually believe this.
 
if such a obvious smug asshole compulsive liar like maldy can convince thousands of people that he's literally reddit christ, maybe he actually is a decent social engineer
Or he's just paid by the same company that pays for asmongolds inorganic growth. Not really hard to convince retards that watch jewtube shorts all day.
 
I love that guy who havent touched shower in years tells people to touch grass, stop being such greasy faggot Jason. Aslo faggot who complains about reviewbombing, on 21 of february strangely big ammount of positive reviews got posted, you totally didnt told your cocksucking funs to spam positive ones right Jason? you'd never be such a petty faggot would you>?
 
He has no chance of setting a record now that his viewership has been ~1/3 to ~1/2 what it was a few months ago, but he could still use it to milk what he can of his most devoted followers as his popularity tapes off into gradual obscurity.
I wouldn’t be so sure, because the thing is, the amount of people doesn’t matter, the amount of money does. If he wanted to funnel a bunch of money though his friends, he would take it back no matter how many people are watching.
 
I wouldn’t be so sure, because the thing is, the amount of people doesn’t matter, the amount of money does. If he wanted to funnel a bunch of money though his friends, he would take it back no matter how many people are watching.
Wait, WHAT? Twitch users are such fucking cattle they actually participate in contests to see whose fans can give more of their money away to a single useless streamer?
 
Waiting for when he finally addresses the toilet gnome allegations.


Bonus points for finding a tree branch to do pull ups on
Y'know, I'm never going to be able to look at unpainted brown terracotta lawn gnomes ever again without immediately thinking about MALDavius Nigtree's sussy sink gnome, and conjuring that suspicious image in my mind again.
and then, for but a moment, I'll consider again "why gnome?", and snicker about it because it's funny as fuck, but the association is forever stuck.
I feel raped. I want my regular gnome thoughts back, you ROACH. I need fucking GNOME correction thanks to this thread.
 
if such a obvious smug asshole compulsive liar like maldy can convince thousands of people that he's literally reddit christ, maybe he actually is a decent social engineer
He is in some way, multiple of my normie friends view him as some kind of positive person related to indy game dev.

Apparently to people outside the farm he's a good guy for refusing to bend the knee to drama youtubers.

It's not a surprise when you see how retarded some drama tubers are.

Can't wait for the moment Maldy truly becomes the DSP of indy devs by leaving the camera on.
 
I am only 40 seconds into the video and right away he says "maldavious figtree" has never been a secret and starts talking about some stupid oc character. What a fucking faggot. Why you reported every video that talked about you?! It is obvious nobody was talking about your stupid oc. They were talking about your embarrassing piss ferret fursona. You are a fucking snake, Jason.
 
How hard is it to just admit you made a slight fuckup in a shitty video game instead of burning down everything in a tard rage lol.
To be Honest, even if Mald didn’t roach out, given his personality there would still have been some kind of ego-driven shitstorm of another variety.
 
Didn't realize he made a pinned comment

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lol. lmao even. So he's STILL going to mald about the shit he didn't even talk about in the video if someone decides to "reach out to me or ask me on stream". Have fun with that Jason.
 
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