Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Swole McPole]

it's another Leiber-Stoller composition.

Greatest songwriters of the 20th Century for my money. Definitely top three. Lennon-McCartney, Jagger-Richards, Leiber-Stoller. Maybe I'd replace Jagger-Richards with Chuck Berry, depending on how I feel that day. But Leiber-Stoller always gonna be top three.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's probably one of KF lurkers, because of the ironic use of 'plights'.

Anyone got tabs on xyzrichard? Or StraightShooter?

 

[Damien Thorne]

Greatest songwriters of the 20th Century for my money. Definitely top three. Lennon-McCartney, Jagger-Richards, Leiber-Stoller. Maybe I'd replace Jagger-Richards with Chuck Berry, depending on how I feel that day. But Leiber-Stoller always gonna be top three.

Taupin-John is in my top 3.

Greer is in my top 3 for comedic value only.

 

[AnOminous]

Since Russ is in Las Vegas, could his paralyzed face actually make him a great poker player because it's physically impossible to read any tells from?

I imagine he'd be such a bad player you wouldn't need any fancy skills. He'd either be so timid you'd know when to get out of his way or think he was a genius player despite sucking. I also bet he'd be really easy to put on tilt.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I imagine he'd be such a bad player you wouldn't need any fancy skills. He'd either be so timid you'd know when to get out of his way or think he was a genius player despite sucking. I also bet he'd be really easy to put on tilt.

I call.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ITS DISHCRIMINASHUN

 

[StinkySnack]

Anyone got tabs on xyzrichard? Or StraightShooter?

My man Richard was much more subtle and clever. #freexyzrichard

Straightshooter2 couldn’t even type a coherent sentence, let alone fake an obituary.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Anyone got tabs on xyzrichard? Or StraightShooter?

Richard was the best kind of ween, and went for direct contact with the Bamboon, he wouldn't do this.

StraightShooter however specialized in retarded misinformation so who knows with that one

 

[The Dude]

I have to wonder how many people would have gotten the song reference without the video link?

Rate "autistic" if you recognized this as a parody of "Charlie Brown" or rate "informative" if you had no goddamn clue before playing the vid.

*Interesting breakdown so far. Either there are a lot of older kiwis following Russhole's plights, or the song isn't as obscure as I thought it would be to the beyond genX population.

I got it right away. Didn't even click on the video. Then again, I am an old fart and grew up hearing that song fairly regularly on the radio.

Although, if we were really going to make a Russell Greer-centric "Charlie Brown" parody, I think something like "Why's everybody always plight'n on me?" or "Why's everybody always bias against me?" would work better.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I imagine he'd be such a bad player you wouldn't need any fancy skills. He'd either be so timid you'd know when to get out of his way or think he was a genius player despite sucking. I also bet he'd be really easy to put on tilt.

I think he’d be so bad that he’d bet the same with pocket rockets as he would 2/7 unsuited. Totally unreadable because totally moronic.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

No because he will literally tell his opponents what cards he has, thinking it makes him look alpha-maley and shock-jocky.

It'd be funny if he got in deep with lian sharks. They guys who go after him to beat the money out of him will see him and think somebody already did the job.

 

[AnOminous]

I think he’d be so bad that he’d bet the same with pocket rockets as he would 2/7 unsuited. Totally unreadable because totally moronic.

I think he'd know they were good but he wouldn't know when to get away from them so if you had him as a target, you'd try to get in as many hands with him as possible, but cheaply, and with position on him (acting after him next round) so that when you cracked his aces or whatever, he'd completely melt down and think you were the moron.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I imagine he'd be such a bad player you wouldn't need any fancy skills. He'd either be so timid you'd know when to get out of his way or think he was a genius player despite sucking. I also bet he'd be really easy to put on tilt.

He would rather poke her face than have a poker face, anyway.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think he'd know they were good but he wouldn't know when to get away from them so if you had him as a target, you'd try to get in as many hands with him as possible, but cheaply, and with position on him (acting after him next round) so that when you cracked his aces or whatever, he'd completely melt down and think you were the moron.

Dammit now I want a poker game with lolcows, like the old poker night at the inventory.

 

[Swole McPole]

Dammit now I want a poker game with lolcows, like the old poker night at the inventory.

That'd make a great fundraiser. Instead of the old Dogs Playing Poker prints, you could run up some Lolcows Playing Poker prints. Who would you put around the table?

Bossman Jack, because you can't have a gamble without BMJ
Rekieta, chopping out lines for the players
Russell, because the game would be hosted in his Wild West themed brothel
Fatrick Tomlinson, serving up the peperoni snacks
Others?

 

[obsdj]

Sooooooo, "Recalcitrant Stalker" is new, right? Based on "He's 7" I am guessing this is new? "and introducing Matthew Hardin" is sending me.

IMdb Link / Archive

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I would love to know the thought process behind this movie.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Sooooooo, "Recalcitrant Stalker" is new, right? Based on "He's 7" I am guessing this is new? "and introducing Matthew Hardin" is sending me.

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Issei Sagawa is a genius inclusion.

Just for context, he is a similarly creepy individual who raped and cannibalised a woman in France, but due to technicalities around sharing legal documentation internationally, he was never punished upon his deportation to Japan.

He became a cult figure who went on to star in cooking shows and write recipe books.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Sooooooo, "Recalcitrant Stalker" is new, right? Based on "He's 7" I am guessing this is new? "and introducing Matthew Hardin" is sending me.

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The Vordrak look. Neat.

 

[Walking Clock]

“Plight Man” cries out for art of Russ striking an 8-bit robot master pose.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Fatal Walter just released the latest video in the Greer book series:

He starts it off with the obituary, which has since been deleted from the internet, no doubt Russ saw it in the thread and complained.