Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Crunkle said:
Clint-funded dentures in 2027 where Josh shows up to a stream with perfect pearly whites and it will be more confusing than the ending of a David Lynch movie.
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>implying they'd be pearly white
The boy would tooth hack them with black permanent marker or something
 
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Since they've nubbed down to the gum, that would mean he's going to need actual dental surgery, right? I seriously don't understand how this isn't an alarm for big Clint. Even me seeing it makes me feel bad and like it needs to be addressed asap. I'm not under the impression that Clint doesn't care and just bare minimum keeps him alive like some are. So it makes me wonder why he's not scrambling to figure it out. Maybe Cobra is terrified of the dentist and it becomes a legendary sperg out anytime it's brought up.
 
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Booby Jones said:
Since they've nubbed down to the gum, that would mean he's going to need actual dental surgery, right? I seriously don't understand how this isn't an alarm for big Clint. Even me seeing it makes me feel bad and like it needs to be addressed asap. I'm not under the impression that Clint doesn't care and just bare minimum keeps him alive like some are. So it makes me wonder why he's not scrambling to figure it out. Maybe Cobra is terrified of the dentist and it becomes a legendary sperg out anytime it's brought up.
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my man bought cobes a fucking home for 40 grand (there's probably a loan involved, but still). he's a small time associate professor at a midwest community college, can he really drop another pile of money on fake teeth that cobra will inevitably ruin in a year or two?
 
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niggers said:
can he really drop another pile of money on fake teeth that cobra will inevitably ruin in a year or two?
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Maybe not but at the very least he will be in excruciating pain soon and the infections can even kill you. I'm sure medicaid in Wyoming would do emergency extractions.
 
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Bossman Austingambles and Cobes live at the same time... hard choices toobz
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
>implying they'd be pearly white
The boy would tooth hack them with black permanent marker or something
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Bond Tactical Toothpaste gets you the ladies, toobz.
 

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Agares said:
He's terrible at following dr's instructions (see after the lazy eye surgery) so you just know he'll fuck that up too.
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The only glass-tapping that would be funny after a dental surgery is if someone send him a pack of apples. "Better not eat an apple BOY", he'd mistake it as a dig into his healthy eating and then take a bite and his teeth would crumble into dust.
 
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