Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Would the glass tappers chargeback a donation to a funeral fund?

I think yes, they're pretty degenerate. It's really impressive how an alcoholic boglim comes out on top when you stack him up against these people.
I really hope not, and if they try I hope there are ways they can fight it if it's for a LEGITIMATE cause. Unlike Cobes this fundraiser has Ellen listed as a beneficiary and she can probably provide proof even if they are country bumpkins from the sounds of it so hopefully GoFundMe puts the boots to the damn troles
 
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I'm so looking forward to the "all food has to be blended and eaten through a straw" saga. Will it be this or maybe next year?
 

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I'm not trying to rub it in for Cobes, but if he can get a chaperone to get him to the airport on time and power through his fear of flying, he can get in touch with his roots and enjoy the incredible things happening in Bri'ish KFCs right now.
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He doesn't even know the glory that is the Wicked Variety bucket mate. He hasn't experienced the true glory of KFC at all and it pains me more than his teeth pain him
 
I don’t mind glass tapping when the cow is in a death spiral into irrelevance. The content has been dead for a while.
I wonder why the content is dead. Surely it's not because people interacting with the cow keep him flush in booze money, substances, and doordash so he never even has to leave the house. It's definitely not because of alogs and trolls getting him banned from grocery stores, bars, soda shops, and smoke shops or bombarding his elderly friend's home with phone calls while he's there. He doesn't stream anymore but it definitely has nothing to do with grinder dates, police, ambulance, animal control, and 9 billion door dash drivers pounding on the door.

I mean you serious? The content is dead because glass tapping faggots killed it. Strangled it in the crib actually.
 
I'm not trying to rub it in for Cobes, but if he can get a chaperone to get him to the airport on time and power through his fear of flying, he can get in touch with his roots and enjoy the incredible things happening in Bri'ish KFCs right now.
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The UK menu looks like it was designed by a Goth cowboy from Hell. Even has food hacked burgers.
 
I just saw Dominos has some new promotion thats driving employees to quit lmao, for some set price you can get unlimited toppings 😂. My first thought was King Cobra putting that Casper Dominos out of business
I imagine this would be Cobra's experience:

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"What do you mean I can't add 11 toppings???????"
"I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIIT"
"Add 6 more Garlic Dipping Cups"

> Somehow, the order totals $42, and he still tips $0 to the driver.

"This is a laaarge, alfredo sauce, cheese, extra bacon, ham, beef, jalapeno pepper, banana pepper, onions, diced tomatoes, green peppers pizza from Dominos. Not a sponsor"
"We're gonna food hack this 'som a bitch' with a liiiitle bit of Doritos for some crunch factor and some extra cheese"

"One little bite for the camera. I'm not too hungry right now actuuuually. I'll be munching on this for a few days."
 
I imagine this would be Cobra's experience:

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"What do you mean I can't add 11 toppings???????"
"I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIIT"
"Add 6 more Garlic Dipping Cups"

> Somehow, the order totals $42, and he still tips $0 to the driver.

"This is a laaarge, alfredo sauce, cheese, extra bacon, ham, beef, jalapeno pepper, banana pepper, onions, diced tomatoes, green peppers pizza from Dominos. Not a sponsor"
"We're gonna food hack this 'som a bitch' with a liiiitle bit of Doritos for some crunch factor and some extra cheese"

"One little bite for the camera. I'm not too hungry right now actuuuually. I'll be munching on this for a few days."
He's mentioned before that he has to call them instead of order online, because the website won't allow him to add as many toppings as he does.
 
I'm so looking forward to the "all food has to be blended and eaten through a straw" saga. Will it be this or maybe next year?
It's really starting to effect his speech too, the dude slurs every word and and "s" had been replaced with a strong "th". I imagine the pain must be unbearable, and yet the boy still doesn't brush his stumps to stop it from getting worse.
 
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