Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show / "The Toe Boys" / r/steeltoeboringshow - Disgraced Minnesotan radio host turned racist Internet shock jock. Cuckold chef de Spaghetti-os, "2-2" boxing "coach". Has a legion of a-logs. Lost his wife to a coke addict he played "Strip Twister" with. Fined $50 for sharing nudes of Kayla Rekieta.

I've been spending too much time on here because I had a dream that I was at a nice steakhouse and Aaron Imholte was the guy at the front desk. He worked both there and at the bar. I walked outside the steakhouse for a bit, and Dick Masterson was there (aka Dax Herrera aka Juju the Cow, a man who gets pegged in the ass dressed as a cow), and I wondered what would happen when they'd meet. Apparently nothing, they shared some jokes and Aaron served him drinks and Dax just sat at the bar smoking heroin mixed with meth (smelled awful).
The dream didn't end in a very gay fistfight and an equally gay, awkward sexual encounter between the two? Your brain needs to read up on their lore better.
This thread becoming one where fags just snipe at each other instead of laughing at Aaron's non-stop madcap lolcow antics
Hi. You must be brand new to the Farms and the type of faggots that people like Aaron attract into their lives, directly or peripherally. Welcome! Just be warned, the jannies on this site do not allow fun of any kind. Ever.
You're all bigger faggots than Aaron Imholte, a guy who ate another dude's cum, had a swinger profile and ended up with Gollum, and somehow managed to leave it all behind, somehow getting one of the cleanest divorces ever seen.

Oh what did Aaron do this week? Oh he hit the goal every show? *yawn* :cans:
Nuh uh!
 
There's an entire thread for you guys to duke it out: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-steeltoeboringshow-debates-in-my-kiwi-farms-thread.211306/
Use. It.
No more infighting bullshit over this not-a-coach and/or his fat paedophile a-log here.

Also, plenty lolcow threads remain fan-threads, look at Medicare and fat dork Stonetoss. Look at Kino Casino originally and even Rekieta's when it was initially moved. Calm your fucking tits, getting worked over lolcows or people saying "he's not the worst" is unhinged. Take a fucking break.

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!
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Yes, a divorce so "clean" that he brags on his show about how he spends his days fantasizing with his daughter about giving April the Mama JF treatment.
Nevertheless, @Dixieland Buckaroo is correct the legal aspects of their divorce were very clean.

I have read about some nasty divorces, and this one was a nothingburger. His divorce is the one people probably hope they end up having, if they have to have one.

I am sure Melton, who ran a "divorce clock" on his website, is pissed he didn't get a knock-down drag-out fight. Fortunately for him, Nick came along to give him a bit of a consolation prize in terms of the revenge porn charges.

Also, plenty lolcow threads remain fan-threads, look at Medicare and fat dork Stonetoss. Look at Kino Casino originally and even Rekieta's when it was initially moved.
It's not even that. This started life as a cow thread, and it still is. Everybody here is in agreement that Aaron is an idiot. It's just that there is a variation of opinion as to how much of a idiot he is. With some people considering him a mostly boring minor cow, and others convinced he's the anti-Christ.

I have not seen one person say he is a saint, or not a lolcow. If you wanna see some pretty blatant across-the-board sweeping, you should see Jim's thread. You can't say one bad thing about him without getting dogpiled.

Goddamned Minnesota people. Lol.

I, for one, thought that him wanting to attend Hackamania, and benefit Melton financially, was the single most cowish thing he's even done. He should be ashamed of himself for that. Absolute attention whoring faggotry on his part.

For whatever reason though, people want to focus on on the coach shit, which I think was "meh" in comparison to that.

It's not just from the few users here who were upset at being branded a "sweeper", a bunch were from average users who aren't frequent posters.
I believe you. I talked to users in chat who noted what a complete shit show this thread had become. Users who had never made a single post in this thread.

I participated in the slapfighting, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I apologize for calling Melton and his fans absolute scum.

I would define "clean divorce" in terms of how it was settled and what came out of it. Was there fallout over the splitting of assets? What about the kids?
April would have zero claim to Aaron's kids. That was never on the table.

If Aaron loses his kids one day, it'll be to their biological mother.
 
I participated in the slapfighting, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I apologize for calling Melton and his fans absolute scum.
No need to apologize for that because it's true but also people really need to learn not to fall for obvious bait posts. just call them a retard and move on.
 
Wouldn't he celebrate that? These Dabbleverse idiots all worship Cumia.

"Soon, I will return to radio too!"

(No, you won't, Aaron).
Cumia hasn't put in the effort to get back on like Aaron that we know of. Aaron is again his own worst enemy with his public pie-in-the-sky babbling.
 
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Cumia hasn't put in the effort to get back on like Aaron that we know of. Aaron is again his own worst enemy with his public pie-in-the-sky babbling.
It was mentioned across the Dabbleverse, including on MLC yesterday. Cumia was doing sit-ins with WABC (#1 terrestrial station in NYC), and he's likely going to have some sort of show on there, remote from South Carolina most likely. Opie was super chafed about it.

I'm sure Aaron sees this as a good sign, but I can't imagine whoever owns the station in St Cloud has anywhere near the money that WABC in NYC has. I know Aaron has claimed he can sell ads to make him pay for himself, and that he doesn't really like being his own boss (and likely the endless begging). It's not going to happen if he gets a felony. Maybe if he can get the misdemeanor. This foolish hope might be why he thinks he has to fight the revenge porn charge.

Unless the DA or ADA is just a cunt and hasn't offered a plea deal. I don't think Aaron has mentioned a plea being offered to date. (Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't sat through every minute of the STMS.) Presumably when the ADA sits down with the Rekietas, things might change.
 
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Cumia hasn't put in the effort to get back on like Aaron that we know of. Aaron is again his own worst enemy with his public pie-in-the-sky babbling.
"that we know of"

My point is Cumia has been playing the game for a long time now, and could probably be diplomatic and keep his mouth shut when he needs to. I imagine there were plenty of negotiations done behind closed doors we don't know about for him to stage a comeback.

OnA also pulled in some impressive ratings in some markets when they were a thing. Even beating Stern at some points. So putting Cumia back on the air isn't that ridiculous of an idea from a business PoV.

Meanwhile, the last time Aaron was on the airwaves, he blew his top because he felt he was entitled to a job in Des Moines, even though he's not a local from there like Heather is. He's a bull in a china shop that overestimates his own worth.

I see plenty of people wanting Cumia back. I don't see anybody chomping at the bit to get Aaron back on the airwaves.

Unless the DA or ADA is just a cunt and hasn't offered a plea deal. I don't think Aaron has mentioned a plea being offered to date. (Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I haven't sat through every minute of the STMS.)
I don't think he has commented on any pleas he's been offered, no.

Ralph claims (via Geno apparently) that he was offered the misdemeanor, but... that's Ralph. Take his word with a dump truck of salt.

Personally, I think he has, and he's being a fucking idiot that may end up having a moment of clarity before the trial. Sean seems to think that too.

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It was mentioned across the Dabbleverse, including on MLC yesterday. Cumia was doing sit-ins with WABC (#1 terrestrial station in NYC), and he's likely going to have some sort of show on there, remote from South Carolina most likely. Opie was super chafed about it.

I'm sure Aaron sees this as a good sign, but I can't imagine whoever owns the station in St Cloud has anywhere near the money that WABC in NYC has.
Who is the intended audience for terrestrial radio at this point? Even long haul truckers have switched to podcasts i assume.
 
Who is the intended audience for terrestrial radio at this point? Even long haul truckers have switched to podcasts i assume.
Plenty of people. Also most of the big stations also stream their broadcast as well. I've seen this idea floated multiple times in this thread that radio is dead and it is either coming from a place of pure ignorance or alogging towards Aaron.

here's some statistics:
 
Plenty of people. Also most of the big stations also stream their broadcast as well. I've seen this idea floated multiple times in this thread that radio is dead and it is either coming from a place of pure ignorance or alogging towards Aaron.

here's some statistics:
Ignorance in my case because I genuinely don't know anybody who listens to the radio. If I asked everybody I know I feel like they wouldn't know anybody who does either. Those statistics are surprising but informative.
 
Ralph claims (via Geno apparently) that he was offered the misdemeanor

Whoever his supposed source was definitely wouldn't have been Geno, because Ralph's comments about it yesterday on that prominent Dabbleverse show sure to be a gamechanger (
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heh) were referring back to when the same topic came up with Geno sitting right there in the Biscontes' Killstream appearance the other day (starting at 4:56:30). It was a mostly unwatchable 101 minutes to slog through but worth it for one exchange where Keanu felted Ralph a bit about his "two different" "reputable" sources (whom he claims are not the Rekietas) having no clue what they're talking about. She also let slip some new hints about what someone (presumably Aaron) told her about plea discussions with the state thus far, with a noticeable reluctance to get into specific details at first as if she'd been told in confidence, before pretty much spilling the beans in the end:


Ralph: I've been told, by a couple different people - now again, it's not verified - but that he's turned down a plea deal already. And if you look at what they have on him, just by what you guys have said, and -
Keanu: I'm gonna stop you there and say there's a reason for what you're saying.
Ralph: That he turned down a plea deal? Yeah, because he'll have to serve 90 days in jail automatically, because he has a -
Keanu: No, no, not that, Ethan.
Ralph: Oh, oh.
Keanu: But there's a reason for what you're saying, you know, so - and that's fine, that's fine, that's Rekieta telling you, you know. That's the Rekieta spin on whatever it is, and that's fine. Eugene and I will go right to Minnesota and sit there and say the exact fucking thing we did.
Geno: And I'm going to -
Ralph: No, I'm not - I'm not saying - Rekieta didn't tell me he was going to jail. I'm saying that if they have - if he turned down a plea deal, and, because it's hard to prove intent, right? And that's how they got him on harassment thing, right, or the felony charge. Usually a revenge porn charge is a misdemeanor. Mine was. And so I was shocked that he had a felony count on that.
Ralph: I was told by two different people - now again, I can't prove this but they were reputable people and it wasn't the Rekietas, I'll say that for the record - that Aaron turned down a plea deal that would have dropped the felony count, and he would have had to plead to the misdemeanor.
Keanu: *shakes head*
Ralph: Now he has a 90-day - and this may be wrong...
Keanu: *shakes head*
Keanu: Why wouldn't he just plead to the misdemeanor?
Ralph: Well, I know, it doesn't make sense to me, so it might not be - it might not be true -
Keanu: Because it's not true.
Ralph: OK, well if you know - if you're saying for a fact that's not true, then you know, I'll take your word on it. You know him far better than I do -
Keanu: I like you a lot Ethan, I'm sorry if I'm being sassy. It's like, it's not even -
Ralph: No, no, I don't mind at all. I'm just saying, if he did, that was really dumb, but you're saying it didn't happen, and you know him better than me. I'll just take that as, OK, he didn't do that. Well, OK then, they're playing hardball though...
Ralph: They seem to be preparing for trial, alright, not preparing to cut a deal. I could be wrong, because like I said, usually they always end in a plea deal, but -
Keanu: The thing is: why would you take the deal that says we'll give you a felony, and then maybe remove it later? Would you take that deal?

Now granted, as always with anything coming from Geanu everyone has to put on their "tard whisperer" hat to come to different interpretations, but taking all of the above together I'd submit one interpretation that the plea deal on the table (or at least one of them in the course of various counteroffers) was for a stay of adjudication somewhat similar to Nick's, whereby Aaron would bite the bullet and enter a plea of guilty to the felony but have the case left open with no actual judgment of conviction of the felony, and with an agreement that the felony count would be amended for conviction of the misdemeanor if and when Aaron successfully completes a period of probation.

That would be precisely consistent with what Keanu spontaneously blurted out as if she was told as much at some point, and interestingly it would not be entirely inconsistent with what Ralph has been told if you allow for some finer details having been lost in the proverbial game of telephone. What may have been told to Ralph (or to his sources) was that Aaron would end up with a misdemeanor in the end, which actually would be an accurate description of how a stay of adjudication works, but one or another especially retarded link in the chain of gossip misunderstood that to mean that Aaron would plead to only the misdemeanor in the first instance, and then someone passed along the misunderstanding from there.

If such a stay of adjudication is what Keanu was describing, then on its face it would have been pretty dumb for Aaron to not take that deal either, since all he'd have to do is not fuck up for a couple of years to get rid of the felony. Perhaps he just figured the eventual conviction of the misdemeanor was pretty cold comfort when in the interim even a convictionless plea to the felony could cause problems for the ongoing SafeSport process and/or problems for his "radio guy's" alleged progress in striking a deal for a return to radio that Aaron's been teasing about over the past week without getting into details so as to not "jinx it." Immediate collateral consequences like those could have made a felony plea unacceptable even though it would nominally be temporary, and meanwhile any counteroffer from him for a straight plea to the misdemeanor (even with sentencing concessions to sweeten the pot) could easily have left the state concerned about a known recidivist's amenability to probation without the "teeth" of a stay of adjudication hanging a felony over his head, so off to trial it goes.

Anyway, there were a couple more minor highlights from that show FWIW:

1. While Keanu has already said recently that the photo was taken by Aaron rather than sent in the categorically private Signal chat like the complaint alleged based on apparently false statements in the Rekietas' police report, she is definitely doubling down on that and added some detail about how the Qover had so many different lewds floating around that identifying the one sent to Geno was like looking for a needle in a haystack, so Nick and April were frantically texting Keanu trying to narrow down which lewd was the one in question, and ultimately they never found out. From the context of Ralph's question that brought up the topic, it sure sounds like Keanu has been given good reason to believe that the photo itself was never recovered forensically and that is why the Biscontes' testimony is so outcome-determinative as to need interstate compulsory process now:


Ralph: They may have recovered something from somewhere. He didn't flat-out say that, you know, he's beating around the bush a little. And if they -
Keanu: They don't even know what the photo is. They texted us, April and Nick texting us, going, "could you describe the photo? We have many that we think it could be, but we can't figure out which one it is." They don't have it, so -
Ralph: Yeah, but you guys have admitted that it happened, you know what I mean? So they know that there was a nude photo exchanged, "your boy didn't do so bad did he," right? I mean, it's right there -
Keanu: Right, everyone knows that. No one's denying that.
Ralph: Yeah, so they have him, but the intent to harass -
Keanu: No no no, it's not their photo. They don't know what it is because it's a photo that she posed for, for Aaron.
Ralph: Yeah I know what you're saying, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get what you're saying, that he took the picture himself.

2. So far the Minnesota court's February 11th certificates still don't appear to have scared Geanu into any giving any assurances of voluntary compliance, and they remain defiant until they actually "have to" show up, which still isn't the case until the prosecutors get off their ass and make the necessary filings in New York:


Ralph: There's two things they could be doing. One: they're just showing him "we're not fucking around, and you'd better take whatever deal we eventually offer - if he didn't turn down the deal like I was told before - and here, we have everything, we have you nailed. Or: they're actually gonna take him to trial, in which case I think that they probably have everything they need to convict him, definitely on the misdemeanor, and -
Keanu: Unless me and Eugene don't show up.
Ralph: Well, y'all had better -
Keanu: I'm teasing, if we have to go we'll go.
Ralph: Please don't say that, don't say that Keanu. For you guys' sake I hope he cuts some kind of deal, because then you won't have to show up obviously.
 
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Imholte alogs from reddit are so contemptible that they may give aaron a babyface turn
What do they do that's so evil exactly? All you see there is: Screenshots of Aaron making gay faces, clips of him missing the goal and being sad, him being a dick to Legless Johnny, updates on his boxing sidequests, etc

What exactly are you seething about?
Ignorance in my case because I genuinely don't know anybody who listens to the radio. If I asked everybody I know I feel like they wouldn't know anybody who does either. Those statistics are surprising but informative.
I don't know anyone that listens to the radio either. I think someone fudged those numbers. I can't even think of a reason why anyone would even listen to the radio anymore when you have the option of choosing your own podcasts and playlists. If I forgot my phone at home I would rather drive in silence than listening to modern mainstream music or whatever jackass local radio jockey is on.
 
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If such a stay of adjudication is what Keanu was describing, then on its face it would have been pretty dumb for Aaron to not take that deal either, since all he'd have to do is not fuck up for a couple of years to get rid of the felony.
Another angle worth considering is that Aaron knows Nick has become obsessively litigious, and any probation period would have the potential to be voided by gayops. Nick, and by extension Melton's side of the Dabbleverse would be following him like a hawk and constantly gayopping, a dangerous prospect when his whole life is online and could be used as ammunition.
 
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Another angle worth considering is that Aaron knows Nick has become obsessively litigious, and any probation period would have the potential to be voided by gayops. Nick, and by extension Melton's side of the Dabbleverse would be following him like a hawk and constantly gayopping, a dangerous prospect when his whole life is online and could be used as ammunition.
Imagine if Aaron were to get time, all those people would be completely lost without new material to shit on while he enjoys prison in peace.
 
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