Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ah love to wake up in a beautiful Sunday morning, have a nice cup of coffee, get my nicotine fix, and read about how a neglectful drugged up drunk and failure of a father copes.

Man, go back to bed! It's been (per site) 2 1/2 hours since this comment, and it's not even dawn Sunday anywhere!

 

[Melty Butter]

Putting the daughter aside for a moment, there's still the rampant issue that Aaron said was that there were never drugs used in front of kids

Correct.

Not gonna lie, I'm fairly annoyed with how the Aaron Issue is playing out due to Aaron's idiotic and unforced error with the RP. What an absolute dummy. Nick's created a "W" of sorts.

Nick/Melton/Dabbletards are doing a decent job of demonizing Aaron, dominating the narrative, and roping in new players (Ethan Ralph and Jesse PS). Ethan had a bunch of randos (to me) on his recent show. All he did was spurge about Aaron. Doom clip here.

Credit where it's due, I suppose. The Dabbleverse mongoloids are highly distracting. They've effectively 'flooded the zone.'

Meanwhile, Nick's not streaming which is also helpful. We can't discuss his laughable tats, whippet voice, and slop food. Also, where tf is April?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man, go back to bed! It's been (per site) 2 1/2 hours since this comment, and it's not even dawn Sunday anywhere!

Was texting someone for plans and had Sunday on my mind. Call me Nick Rekieta the way my brain got scrambled.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Was texting someone for plans and had Sunday on my mind. Call me Nick Rekieta the way my brain got scrambled.

Lol, you had me checking the calendar and wondering if I completely lost Saturday somehow. Something I'm sure Nick could relate to, if he didn't have 7 days/ week of weekends.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

I've only been checking in on this thread randomly but has cheating the drug tests been discussed? Because it's incredibly easy. They sell fake urine at head shops (that works even at doctors office drug screens, which is crazy I'd have thought they'd have a way to catch fake urine), people will sell their clean urine and you can even just bribe the people that drop you to look the other way/put you in the system as clean (if it's instant drops that show the panel on the side and then the drop attendant enters the info in manually themselves, idk how it is for probation vs some behavioral rehab places)

I absolutely would not put Nick above doing any of those things to be able to use/drink and get away with it while on probation. He isn't ready to be clean and sober, we know this because he only stopped when the state stepped in. I honestly see him being very, very far from his rock bottom.

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[Desktop User2]

Nick/Melton/Dabbletards are doing a decent job of demonizing Aaron, dominating the narrative, and roping in new players (Ethan Ralph and Jesse PS). Ethan had a bunch of randos (to me) on his recent show. All he did was spurge about Aaron. Doom clip here.

I mean... who the fuck cares? If they form the Axis of Nonces to shit on Aaron, it doesnt change anything that Niggieta has done. Hopefully all these people, Aaron included, get bent.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Also, where tf is April?

She's pushing up daisies with Mama JF. (Just kidding, she's back in the master bedroom at the Balldo Bunker.)

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

R

He isn't ready to be clean and sober, we know this because he only stopped when the state stepped in. I honestly see him being very, very far from his rock bottom.

If true rock bottom for him is a drink and drug stream that makes the coke stream pale in significance, then I am all up for seeing the train wreck continue.

I have zero sympathy for this man and his wife. If he needs to hit that level and get jail time for it to get cleaned up, if only for the sake of his children, then I am all for it.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm only been checking in on this thread randomly but has cheating the drug tests been discussed? Because it's incredibly easy.

It's been a bit of clusterfuck. It goes basically like this:

(I may have some of the details wrong. Others can correct me.)

> He was being tested several times weekly from about June 10 through mid-August 2024 when the CPS case was "closed" (it probably isn't actually closed but his drug/alcohol testing ended - long story). He completed a "recovery" program during that time with some meth heads. He showed a monitor on his arm during a stream during this time. On Twitter he complained of a man named Brent who watched his penis as he peed at a strip mall location in Willmar so I'm not sure the fake pee is at play here.

> We now know - fairly reliably - that he was doing whippets during this time. Whippets are not detectable on drug tests. It's widely speculated that he may have been doing other drugs/drinking during this time but nothing reliable to back it up. He partied at an art show with his side-piece, they stayed at a hotel, went to a bar another time, etc.

> Since November he is not under any State-mandated drug testing that we know of. In a call-in with Masterson he gleefully said that he can legally drink again.

> He pled guilty to possession (adjudicated) a few weeks ago. He is not being tested until the presentence investigation is completed at which time he is expected to be tested regularly for 2-5 years. This happens in April (cue all the April jokes).

 

[thebigdream]

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????? The 8yo had fucking cocaine in her system. Is this niggerfaggot just incapable of stop lying?!! Holy shit!

I have no doubt that this is another Nickism where it's technically true because the drugs were inside the kids.

 

[not william stenchever]

I've only been checking in on this thread randomly but has cheating the drug tests been discussed? Because it's incredibly easy. They sell fake urine at head shops (that works even at doctors office drug screens, which is crazy I'd have thought they'd have a way to catch fake urine), people will sell their clean urine and you can even just bribe the people that drop you to look the other way/put you in the system as clean (if it's instant drops that show the panel on the side and then the drop attendant enters the info in manually themselves, idk how it is for probation vs some behavioral rehab places)

I absolutely would not put Nick above doing any of those things to be able to use/drink and get away with it while on probation. He isn't ready to be clean and sober, we know this because he only stopped when the state stepped in. I honestly see him being very, very far from his rock bottom.

Edit: details

Maybe he can start bragging about his three hundred dollar a month piss budget?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Maybe he can start bragging about his three hundred dollar a month piss budget?

Not counting what he gets for free as Minnesota's Troughman.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Maybe he can start bragging about his three hundred dollar a month piss budget?

That’s ghetto piss. Daycare piss (sexed, it’s a quality thing) can be 20-50 bucks a hit.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I have a great idea for a return arc show for the Rekietas. They could start their own YouTube reality show with their in home security cameras, focusing on their daily lives and the drama and fun they have.

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[Captain Manning]

I wish there was a "sorta agree" rating. I guess "thunkful" is the closest.

Not gonna lie, I'm fairly annoyed with how the Aaron Issue is playing out due to Aaron's idiotic and unforced error with the RP. What an absolute dummy. Nick's created a "W" of sorts.

Yes. Absolutely.

Nick/Melton/Dabbletards are doing a decent job of demonizing Aaron, dominating the narrative, and roping in new players (Ethan Ralph and Jesse PS). Ethan had a bunch of randos (to me) on his recent show. All he did was spurge about Aaron. Doom clip here.

It's not through lack of trying, but they are not "dominating the narrative," and everybody they are roping in is a fucking retard.

Nobody with a brain takes Ralph seriously anymore, and Jessie PS is an opportunistic contrarian troll that will soon lose interest. He's like Godwinson in that respect.

And frankly, that they are giving Aaron shit isn't even the gross part, in my view. I could GAF. Aaron has earned at least some shit (see above). The gross part is they throw in with pedo Melton to do it. Nick has made himself an even more contemptible and pathetic human being though that. I think if I were in Nick's shoes, and I had to resort to paypigging Melton to stage a comeback, I'd just pack it in. What a bizarre and sad strategy.

I think this just makes people think less of them than they already did. There's no sense in getting blackpilled over it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's not through lack of trying, but they are not "dominating the narrative," and everybody they are roping in is a fucking retard.

This entire faggotry is playing out in front of a rather small audience, which these morons are actually competing for.
The big guys know this and allow the "small ones" to show up on their shows, thereby generating the biggest views and income, just like Nick did with the lawtube content.

The small faggot streamer show up to repeat the narrative they see being successful, because the audience is already primed and ready to hate on Aaron.

Nick being the "big guy" and easy prey paypig means they will keep milking him for as long as they can.

 

[AnOminous]

I've only been checking in on this thread randomly but has cheating the drug tests been discussed? Because it's incredibly easy.

It depends on what testing regime you're on. Most normal job-related drug tests are easily faked. Even more difficult ones, you can literally buy a fake dick to piss with and have the bag of piss next to your body so it warms up, since some of the tougher regimes test for temperature and if you're somehow pissing room temperature piss, it's obviously fake.

I hope they put Nick on one of the extreme ones where he actually has to drop trou and piss in front of someone.

Nick being the "big guy" and easy prey paypig means they will keep milking him for as long as they can.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Balldo.

 

[Vibralldo]

It depends on what testing regime you're on. Most normal job-related drug tests are easily faked. Even more difficult ones, you can literally buy a fake dick to piss with and have the bag of piss next to your body so it warms up, since some of the tougher regimes test for temperature and if you're somehow pissing room temperature piss, it's obviously fake.

When I worked retail my pothead co-worker openly bragged about using his neighbor's piss to pass a drug test

Unfortunately, I don't think Nick can use that strategy because all his neighbors hate him and everyone in his house would fail

 

[AncientPhosphur]

When I worked retail my pothead co-worker openly bragged about using his neighbor's piss to pass a drug test

Unfortunately, I don't think Nick can use that strategy because all his neighbors hate him and everyone in his house would fail

I mean maybe he can ask one of his kids and… oh right one tested hot too

 

[Kosher Dill]

If true rock bottom for him is a drink and drug stream that makes the coke stream pale in significance, then I am all up for seeing the train wreck continue.

I'm not, the kids must have gone through 10 real-life "cokestreams" for every one we got on camera.