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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 183 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,042
Is he saying the he got 500,000 in TTS just to himself? And saying "I earned that $50K and MORE!" is a major red flag, claiming that not only does he deserves the grand prize but also a bonus or something? I remember him saying a few weeks ago that he deserved more since he brought the money in to the show but that's very dangerous water to be in IMO, probably going to try to ask for a percentage or something going forwards.

Just doing some retard math, TTS was off the first two weeks(heavily curated when it was on brielfy), and was off for probably atleast another week during the RV trip and for other reasons, so that leaves 3 weeks. 3 weeks with no TTS on at night (retarded of the wiggers, the fish learn to sleep through them anyways so why not let them play), so that leaves 16 hours a day for 3 weeks, so 336 hours of uptime on TTS. Thats 1488$(lmao) an hour hes claiming he made the show through TTS. Again total retard math but still somewhat in the ballpark of what hes claiming.
He is a sex-addicted Ghanian internet scammer there's no limit to what Burt thinks he deserves financially and sexually. He's not going to rest until he gets a quarter million dollars or a pair of Sam's sweaty boots.
 
Burt did a live stream with Ted and at the 1:23:50 mark (when Ted left) he got up and started licking Teds seat. I cannot embed it as media for some reason, so here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/live/r_QX7Jj6tf8?si=u1xE8Gxj6RO1id27&t=5032
Remember when he said he'd get therapy? Good times. I've been getting a bit tired of him lately. I wouldn't even really care that he's a degen, it's part of what makes him funny, but it gets old when he watches something like the Fishtank episodes, and every ten fucking seconds are another "lol take my black cock xD" quip.
 
I think Eliminations should be based on the amount of endorsement each fish have. The fish with the least would be eliminated. I think this would prevent Entertaining fish from being eliminated and kicking out nontent fish.
Even though we had nontent queens last seasons with a cult following... Either that or theres the good ol autistic girl quip people love making it to the finals.
Votes should only be made by a survey made in random foreign countries, fish will have to appease Pakistanis then next week kiss ass to Indians/Chinese.
 
I think it should be made clear that what Burt is doing is misrepresenting a reasonable criticism about him being a liar as homophobia. He's playing the gay card. Let me preface this by saying I never believed Burt would stop being a degenerate and frankly I don't care either.

The criticism is that Burt said he would try to work on his sex addiction at the end of season 3, delete all his gay apps, and not have sex with anyone until he was in a committed relationship. He now has been proven to try to fuck connor and a trans prostitute, and most recently revealed that he still has all of his gay hookup apps installed and goes to gay bars. He also floated doing porn with anyone in his audience who has an onlyfans. Again I don't know why you would believe Burt or care, but calling out his dishonesty is a valid criticism.

Burt's first excuse for this was that he still uses his gay dating apps primarily to promote his brand and get exposure for his streams and other SFW business ventures. Anyone with a brain knew this was a lie. Now he is completely flipping the script and pretending like he never said that or promised the audience that he would change his behavior. His move is now to do the classic lefty maneuver as smearing any sort of valid criticism as bigotry, as people who are only mad that he has gay hookup apps because he is "openly queer." In short, Burt is a gay liar.
 
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I recently finished the Rob's media recap of Season 3, it's still amazing how many people call Famous House 2.0 what ruined the season when there was so much amazing content in those couple of days. Maybe it burnt out too quick, but it was definitely the most entertaining the show had ever been in the last two weeks of a run.

I think Eliminations should be based on the amount of endorsement each fish have. The fish with the least would be eliminated. I think this would prevent Entertaining fish from being eliminated and kicking out nontent fish.

The show would always end with one autistic sped and a bunch of boring chicks that simps just wanted to fuck(ok that's how it ended up in S3 anyways). It's bad enough that boring chicks stay on the show too long because they rake in the simp bucks from gifts, I don't want the show to become more of a thirsttank.

What they need to do is fucking lay off their stars. Every season we have them pushing someone too hard for content, then capitulating them once they are over it. Jon, Cole then Jimmy, and Alex B, it's every season. Having Hassle immediately target Alex B after his wife is probably the most damaging thing to happen to season 3.
 
Maybe it burnt out too quick,
That was the problem: it was supposed to last for two weeks but ended up fizzling out within a couple days. Most of the people brought in were vapid and the fish didn’t bother working together to get them out as intended, instead deciding to eliminate on of the only people left who actually put effort into the competitions. Symbal was a creep but he actually gave a damn about putting effort in, unlike Payton who just sat around most of the time.
Every season we have them pushing someone too hard for content, then capitulating them once they are over it. Jon, Cole then Jimmy, and Alex B, it's every season.
Very true. With Jon he burnt out naturally due to the challenges but the others were pushed way too far: especially Cole. Jimmy losing to TJ was a huge blow to the season: he actually TRIED to be funny while nontent king TJ just sat around with his woman by his side for 99% of the show. The TJmaxxers were all self-inserting faggot redditors and it goes to show how after the tank he has done absolutely NOTHING. Alex B was legitimately mental so he would have been difficult to keep entertaining without going full psycho.
 
Alex B was legitimately mental so he would have been difficult to keep entertaining without going full psycho.
I mean the common sentiment is that he could've been wrangled if not for the wild randy thing but he had a cruise booked and he's not as rich as he says to just pass up them buffets for his project. Jus peep those tater tots.
 
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What they need to do is fucking lay off their stars. Every season we have them pushing someone too hard for content, then capitulating them once they are over it. Jon, Cole then Jimmy, and Alex B, it's every season. Having Hassle immediately target Alex B after his wife is probably the most damaging thing to happen to season 3.
This is the biggest flaw with every season. And they do it every time. I remember how the first 9 days of this season we all thought the pacing was exceptional and they truly learned from season two. I still think Alex was really easy to wrangle and was already calmed even after the wife shit. It was the one time Binx actually proved useful. But them doubling down on wild randy just killed him. Wish we got at least 3-5 days of Frank and Alex being buddies before the wild Randy reveal. Would’ve been great content seeing Frank gaslight Alex and turning him against the other fish or some shit like he did with Burt. Also would’ve made the reveal more impactful.
 
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