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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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But isn't that what multiculturalism is all about? People from different cultures living together? Or is that some code for "not-white people"
That's how I took it. It's one of those things where it probably doesn't pay any dividends to read too far into it, because Jack was an extremely stupid person before the brain damage. (One second something's woke, the next second he misses when London was more "multicultural." Which is it? Not even he knows.) But if I had to guess, I'd say he's sloppily commenting on the rise of Islam in London.
 

The only balance he would bring into their life is if the whole Flanders clan was standing on one end of a massive fulcrum scale and Jack was on the other end.

That face reminded me of this image.

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The only balance he would bring into their life is if the whole Flanders clan was standing on one end of a massive fulcrum scale and Jack was on the other end.

That face reminded me of this image.

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He was obviously dreaming of a huge dick when that photo was taken
 
The only balance he would bring into their life is if the whole Flanders clan was standing on one end of a massive fulcrum scale and Jack was on the other end.

That face reminded me of this image.

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Can this faggot take a picture like a mature human being? Every one of these shots he's giving his soyface.
 
We get it, you hate Jews. Go back to Stormfront or /pol/ and be with your fellow incel KKK members and stop shitting up this site.
Imagine being so retarded you just reflexively, like a dead toad with a battery attached to it, instantly start sperging the moment you see a single mention of something that might involve Jews.
It's for that reason that I can't eat veal, or foie gras for that matter, even though I find both to be very tasty. The absolute cruelty of the whole thing makes it unpalatable.
I also don't eat veal or foie gras. The cruelty involved in producing either of those is unnessary. I haven't gone full vegan, but some forms of exploitation of animals are unacceptable to me.
 
Jack will stop rooting for the Dallas Cowboys because they are so bad
I am certain he only liked the Cowboys at all due to their successes in the 1990s since he's constantly changed favorite teams based on who was winning. I know he's changed to the Chargers or another team at least once or twice already.
  • He says he will move to supporting the Los Angeles Chargers instead
    • Which only further proves how he's only ever pretended to like or follow football (presumably to appear manly); "Chargering" is a verb because their legacy is zero championships and hilariously cursed ways of losing
Also fuck the Chargers. They ditched their city of San Diego because their old owner wanted more money, leaving them in the lurch with no stadium, as they fucking deserve. They have consistently been mediocre and deserve to remain as such for that stunt. Same with the Raiders TBH given they wanted to fuck over Oakland even more or move and lose to Vegas.
The only language that can describe this abomination is hurrian, the closest IRL language to the Black Speech of Mordor.

We need a palate cleanser; here's a Jack still that shows he genuinely gained a third chromosome:
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Jack gives off serious MAGA vibes but seems u willing to just come out & say he is.

Gordon Ramsay flau ts small amounts of chatity for publicity but cuts people off when convenient. He fired hundreds of employees over COVID. then there was that dead mouse thing that felt staged, he stops and looks down for no reason. The US show has been outed for staging drama. Jon Taffer is also a fake, staging shit, pretending to be woke, etc. He's a Fox News regular, hardly woke, but he playsup the defender of women on his staged show.
 
I am certain he only liked the Cowboys at all due to their successes in the 1990s since he's constantly changed favorite teams based on who was winning. I know he's changed to the Chargers or another team at least once or twice already.
I'm surprised he isn't like Gunt and going for the Chiefs. Then again, I've been following the same sports teams all my life.
 
The only balance he would bring into their life is if the whole Flanders clan was standing on one end of a massive fulcrum scale and Jack was on the other end.

That face reminded me of this image.

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