StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Dude Snakes said:
You had sex with a gay skeleton the sold his soul to an owl demon, seriously what in God's holy name did you find attractive about this weirdo?
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Attractive qualities:

Mischevious
Sexual
Consistent
Likes money
Is generous in many ways
Good taste in music
Great cook

He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can, everyone knows that I'm just screaming into the void here.
 
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Laylithe said:
Attractive qualities:

Mischevious
Sexual
Consistent
Likes money
Is generous in many ways
Good taste in music
Great cook

He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can, everyone knows that I'm just screaming into the void here.
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>Mischevious
besides throwing a phone at you and pinching a tit on stream, what has this dingbat done 'illegal' or anything approaching a limit?
>Sexual
a smelly fucked-face idiot with zero muscle mass who thinks revolvers are cool because he is a ex-no-gun fudd who lives with mom? you like the idea Mommie Dearest hearing the moaning or something as contributing to being sexual? All non-gay men who aren't obese are "sexual" fyi.
>Consistent
you mean he can get up and play vampirate edgelord mid talking head every day in a completely sterile non confrontational one-way cast? you realize anyone who isnt dead can get up in the morning and shadowbox...
>Likes money
everyone likes money. and sex. its a line from idiocracy. he isnt good at making money, and he sure spends what most real men make in rent. that might look good to you, but md 20/20 and boone's farm isnt premium shit .
>Is generous in many ways
even if he has a 9" python, thats one way, but he is a broke vampirate living with mom in a 1000 sq ft shed.
>Good taste in music
you realize that any guy who wants to fuck a warm hole will like whatever shit you call music
>Great cook
as someone who has traveled the world, live in tokyo, san francisco, and nyc (and a few other places) and lived on an expense account, tarl has basic bitch understanding of food. you can read and watch all the food network in the world, but he clearly hasnt experienced anything remotely close to good food or haute cuisines or the like. let alone being able to cook it.
> He has thousands of other women who can and will treat him better than I can
why not billions given there are 4 billion cunts on the planet? give it a rest. most women would want nothing to do with this vampirate asshole. no woman after living with this asshole in mom's house would last a year. he's been "married" at least twice before and those girls ran for the hills.
 
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Laylithe said:
You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. FYI. Anywho I'm gonna go get some wine and charcuterie to celebrate today. It's been a good month.
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Did you get some nice capocollo and some Asiago? If it's just you having some sopressata and provolone or whatever, it's perfectly fine to just have a little Carlo Rossi Chianti in a juice glass.
 
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Laylithe said:
You're confusing Tarl and my ex with those statements. .
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You seem to be quite capable of assembling an all star team then. I'll make note that Tarl isn't the leave-shit-in-toilet-unflushed guy.
Question, when one shits and leaves unflushed, wouldn't that leave their ass unwiped? I mean, normal hygienic wiping practices often require more than one flush worth of toilet paper, leaving unflushed feces would mean that very little toilet paper was used. Most people seems to courtesy flush - why would anyone want to sit on top of a heap of malodorous shit or risk having that shit clog up with toilet paper? (I'm assuming we aren't talking about people who have graduated to wipes or japanese toilet/bidet)...
 
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Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Did you get some nice capocollo and some Asiago? If it's just you having some sopressata and provolone or whatever, it's perfectly fine to just have a little Carlo Rossi Chianti in a juice glass.
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I visualize Sam with more of a hormel pepperoni in a bag / oscar meyer salami / store brand pickles / deli (to maintain some sense of dignity or excellence) american cheese type of charcuterie. Washed down with the cheapest, highest ABV boxed wine available. Gets the job done at half the price, you know? I'm not above it, no judgment @Laylithe . Charcuterie for the everywoman, if you will.
Turquoise said:
@Laylithe

Tarl is "sexual"? Please elaborate on what you mean by this.

Are we talking tumescence on demand? Technical excellence? A formidable central organ? Or is it the naughty live cam boob grabs that get you going?
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Clearly, she's a glutton for abuse. She keeps coming back to this thread, after all, so we know the naughty live cam boob grab was at least part of it. Let's see if she elaborates on any of your other suggestions.
 
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Yall are being a little harsh on Samantha. She is clearly under the spell of demon owl chaos magic. To break the spell, she must find Lord Warwick's ring of power and cast it into a pot of New Orleans gumbo . Be warned fair Samantha, for if you can make it past Tarl's garden of doom, Lord Warwick's Wizard tower is well guarded by kamikaze flying cell phones and the mother wraith. Godspeed!
 
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Turquoise said:
Tarl is "sexual"? Please elaborate on what you mean by this.
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Maybe the following pictures will help you see his "sexual"
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Retarded Giraffe said:
Washed down with the cheapest, highest ABV boxed wine available.
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You mean like this:

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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Lol, since you posted this it reminded me of a picture I made for the Nick Rekieta thread in October. Somebody made a post that said: "I wish someone would cut his hair and dress him up as Nick’s mini-me." And this was the result.
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The clenched fists in front of the poison ivy get me every time. Like he is trying to front being a badass.
 
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mickrussom said:
You know a wine is going to be a real treat when its described as oily.
Curious if Sam @Laylithe can comment on how rich and juicy the finish is when gifted by his owlness the Lord of Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna, Hamlet of Rutland
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We don' wanna know! And she says all the booze is not a performance enhancer for him, anyhow.

Every YTer needs an indiscreet Cluster B to publicly smear him. It keeps KF jumpin'.
 
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I'm currently quitting smoking and my romanticizing of nicotine is starting to sound too much like Laylithe's romanticizing of Styx. To me it's a big deal, for everyone else, it's "shut the fuck up about it already." Hopefully when I get back from my road trip on Wednesday I don't drone on about smoking in a way that mimics Laylithe.
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
I'm currently quitting smoking and my romanticizing of nicotine is starting to sound too much like Laylithe's romanticizing of Styx. To me it's a big deal, for everyone else, it's "shut the fuck up about it already." Hopefully when I get back from my road trip on Wednesday I don't drone on about smoking in a way that mimics Laylithe.
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Fingers crossed, man. Currently on my 61st day. KF is the best anti-addiction page I've ever seen. I cannot look the same at an evening drink after reading about Ralph. Being addicted to cigarettes made me contantly think about his BS, wigger copes XD
 
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mickrussom said:
You know a wine is going to be a real treat when its described as oily.
Curious if Sam @Laylithe can comment on how rich and juicy the finish is when gifted by his owlness the Lord of Tarl of Warwick on Chasanna, Hamlet of Rutland
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We probably will not hear from her. Tarl is back in Rutland and she is probably sucking ass cause she is making lentil soup (his favorite). She only makes her presence known when she is mad at the world. Doesn't want to stir the pot "rent is due"

Maybe i'm wrong....his answer after this was "some people can't be fixed"

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LMAO
 
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