Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

The saddest thing about andy?
He had a family that honestly seemed to want the best for him and tried to help him and he repaid their love by spitting in their food, poisoning them, threatening them, and calling the cops on them any chance he got.
Now he's going to be alone. All he has now is just an empty room and caregivers who are only there because its their job.
Because of his choice to roleplay as an autistic manchild and live out his fantasy of being a baby he has ruined his life.
He will never have any real friends.
He will never have any a meaningful career
He will never know purpose.
He will never know love.
Who would want to live with, work with, employ, or even love a creature like Andy?
The closest thing he'll ever have to a friend are his careworkers.
Once his parents are dead he will have no family. Joe and the rest want nothing to do with him.
All he will have is a teddy bear, his ear muffs, and maybe a diaper to shit in.
Because that's all Andy Ditch really wants.
40 years old. only about 10 years of life left considering how he takes care of himself.
And if you're reading this andy, you know its the truth. You painted yourself into this corner. You might not realize what you missed out on Andy, but you will. Soon.
I agree. It's really is sad because a lot of people have terrible parents that don't care about their kids at all. His parents, while far from perfect, have clearly always wanted what was best for him. They wanted him to grow up and become a productive person. Meanwhile he abuses them relentlessly and tries to convince them that they're the abusers. Absolutely trash person.

Real question: did andy really call the cops over popcorn? I just heard about this one.
I think it was actually Mac and Cheese. He was afraid to do it himself and wanted them to walk him through the microwaving process lmao.
 
Gotta love that the attempt to discredit my speculation -- and ultimately it is speculation, not the gospel truth, obviously -- comes in the form of casting me as the ultimate A-Logger, even as I said that Andy is human too and that he needs to be comprehended and not dismissed as a bizarre anomaly -- even as I said I didn't find the image of young Andy enjoying being anally raped with a stick to be evidence of how awful he is, but instead wondered why someone would take such a claim at face value -- even as I said I have something in common with him -- Why would anyone who isn't Andy go ballistic on me over such an innocuous post? Even if I'm incorrect, nothing I said was cruel, exaggerated, or gratuitous. Andy's an extreme case and it's very difficult to feel sympathy for him. But I would still exhort people to remember that Andy is galaxies away from anything resembling authentic human happiness. And as he continues to burn every bridge and close every open door, his incentives to keep pouring more and more energy into his fetish will only escalate, so people really ought to hold their fire, anyway: things are going to get much worse.

I use AI to help me write sometimes. I wont use for this post. I am NOT Andrew fyi. Andrew DOES have Autism and ADHD! The only people who cry about it are people who actually are bad or weird people, and they are afraid to get exposed. Maybe denying him his rightful diagnosis is funny and gives you laughs but its the truth! Even Chris chan would poop himself sometimes. There are many examples. His behavior IS consistant with AUTISM AND ADHD. You think he is a lowcow so you prefer to laugh at him because of it. You want your way. You want him to be a fake but he isn't. How was he faking when he was 8 years old? He obviously has had trouble since a little kid. He even did a video showing you his old diapers from when he was a kid. He even had swim diapers. He has had this problem for decades and it didn't just start later in life. He was masking and trying to fit into society. He attempted to do jobs and run a businss but he still struggled. You say that he can cross streets safely but ignore the fact that he was hit by a car and almost died. Do you not see that he may also have PTSD about crossing streets? He was HIT BY A CAR AND ALMOST DIED. I think ANDY may say the wrong things sometimes but he does actually need help whether you believe his diagnosis or not.
 
I am NOT Andrew fyi.
While you're replying to the thread Andy, out of curiosity, is the reason you're pressuring your parents more and more lately because you recognize their failing health and understand that there'll be nobody left in the world to unconditionally give into your delusions after they're gone? You know damn well that Joe isn't doing it so it's my personal theory that you're trying to use them to get into services before your window to piggyback off of their credibility closes.

And to add to this, that window is getting REAL short because they both aren't going to have to pass before your access to them as enablers will come to an end. If your (lovely) mother passes your dad will give into your whims and calls less and less as he doesn't have his wife, who he actually loves dearly, to extend her empathy through him. And if your (equally lovely) father passes your mother isn't sound-minded and able-bodied enough to get anything you would want done, done.
 
While you're replying to the thread Andy, out of curiosity, is the reason you're pressuring your parents more and more lately because you recognize their failing health and understand that there'll be nobody left in the world to unconditionally give into your delusions after they're gone? You know damn well that Joe isn't doing it so it's my personal theory that you're trying to use them to get into services before your window to piggyback off of their credibility closes.

And to add to this, that window is getting REAL short because they both aren't going to have to pass before your access to them as enablers will come to an end. If your (lovely) mother passes your dad will give into your whims and calls less and less as he doesn't have his wife, who he actually loves dearly, to extend her empathy through him. And if your (equally lovely) father passes your mother isn't sound-minded and able-bodied enough to get anything you would want done, done.
Doo Doo Boy fails again
 
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