Wendigoon Thread

[Pokemon Conquistador]

Wendi is entirely in line with most devout Christians, including Catholics and Orthodox, that I’ve hung out with. You can tell the overtly sexual shit annoys him when it’s pushed too far and especially when Hunter makes an gay or masturbatory joke he is actually bothered by jut but he’s not above laughing at an off-color joke, and he’s socially savvy enough to not sperg out when Hunter goes to far, he just tries to push it back to less terrible grounds. Yes, you can be a miserable scold that berates everyone for making remarks you find offensive, or you can roll your eyes, fire off a polite “fuck you”, try to set a better example, and pray for their souls in your free time. One of those is far more productive in the long run.

The problem with scolding others for their beliefs is that you come across as a "no fun allowed" purity spiralist. Denouncing LGBTQism makes you sound like everyone's redneck, hyperChristian young-Earth Creationist grandma. Saying that women shouldn't act like whores makes you an incel. You can't win, because in order to explain why promiscuity and buttsex are bad for society, you have to explain in detail the selection pressures in Nature and Society that lead to these things being accepted or rejected, the long term consequences of these things being accepted or rejected, the politics behind the formation of sexual ethics, and by that time, people's eyes have glazed over and they've dismissed you as a perverted autist who's secretly trying to hide his homosexuality by attacking gay people. (They're right.)

 

[3deadniggers]

The problem with scolding others for their beliefs is that you come across as a "no fun allowed" purity spiralist. Denouncing LGBTQism makes you sound like everyone's redneck, hyperChristian young-Earth Creationist grandma. Saying that women shouldn't act like whores makes you an incel. You can't win, because in order to explain why promiscuity and buttsex are bad for society, you have to explain in detail the selection pressures in Nature and Society that lead to these things being accepted or rejected, the long term consequences of these things being accepted or rejected, the politics behind the formation of sexual ethics, and by that time, people's eyes have glazed over and they've dismissed you as a perverted autist who's secretly trying to hide his homosexuality by attacking gay people. (They're right.)

What kind of fart sniffing are you doing to come to this conclusion? You sound like a leftist trying to talk people into not speaking up against things. I can say "I don't like fags, they're disgusting people who groom children" and be done with it. I don't have to provide a peer approved study to say what I mean. Conversations aren't internet debates.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Finally finished the new CreepCast really liked the story. A longer one that didn't suck or crap out at the end. I was going to say "I didn't like the people just dropping out of the story after giving him a new bit of info" but that works with the dreamlike quality of the story. By dream logic, yeah someone would just show up, dump info and disappear in a unsatisfying way but the dream just goes on like that's normal.

I had a fucked up slightly unsatisfying to think about dream, but while I was dreaming it all just worked.

Man that was wild. In a way it's kind of like 1999 (even set in Canada, too), except way better. Solid top 10 story all around.

I agree it's definitely up there. I think Penpal is my fav overall, even though the later parts of that turns very torture pornish IMO.

The author has been promising to write a sequel for years, which I will read if it ever actually happens. It's not looking good though.

With how sequels go to good/promising stories go I'm scared if he does one. Plus it's been a long time. It would be a coin flip on it being good or not, but I would also read it if I hear about it.

 

[Rick The Stick]

I'd like to know what story they tried to record that was so bad they just scrapped it. If they powered though Ruin My Life, this other one had to be some real shit. They should also, imo, probably give their nuts a tug and stop giving a fuck about if their half hearted critiques and jokes might hurt some authors feelings.

If they're that concerned about clowning on some shitty story, then they need to start proofreading and only cover ones they think are good. Which would just make the podcast a couple hours of "woah let's goooo I'm so in".

 

[Godchu]

Apparently Tommy Taffy is being adapted into a movie. Don't ask me how.

Article in question (A). Not a whole lot of info besides this vague plot summary, if the project ever comes to fruition:

The feature take is set amidst the 4th of July celebration, as a disturbing figure named Tommy Taffy emerges. Disguised as a human, he infiltrates a suburban neighborhood and imposes authoritarian rule over an unsuspecting family.

 

[Meth Dick]

Apparently Tommy Taffy is being adapted into a movie. Don't ask me how.
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Article in question (A). Not a whole lot of info besides this vague plot summary, if the project ever comes to fruition:

I smell a January release date for it. And a PG-13 rating.
I can't believe anyone would read an Elias Witherow work and say "Hey, this might make a good film!".
They'll have to summon Kubrick from the dead to ask how he fixed The Shining for pointers.

 

[UCT]

Apparently Tommy Taffy is being adapted into a movie. Don't ask me how.
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They will turn anything into a movie these days it seems. Though wonder if they will just make it more based on the Sequel/Prequel story since that actually has things happen in it, The first story has everything off screen while the cuck piece of shit father cries and that one part with the boy in his room… not much of a movie but we all know Hollywood has no problem with bad things happening to children.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Apparently Tommy Taffy is being adapted into a movie. Don't ask me how.
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Article in question (A). Not a whole lot of info besides this vague plot summary, if the project ever comes to fruition:

Oh sweet. A movie I'm not going to see.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Have there been any good movies based on creepypastas? I've seen a handful but they all seem to miss the point completely

Like, the Marble Hornets movie (Always Watching, not whatever the Slenderman movie that Sony made was called) had the operator snapping people's necks like an autistic twelve year old trying to turn Agent 47 into a creepypasta, vs Marble Hornets is Alex killing everyone who knows about the operator because he thinks that's the way to put an end to it. The operator might have attacked Alex at one point but it isn't shown and it may very well have been Alex self-harming (one of the dropped plotpoints that they hinted at in S1 was a stigmata-esque aspect to being followed by the operator, in addition to the coughing, so Alex being covered in blood after the operator entered his room was likely the crown of thorns wound rather than being directly attacked)

 

[3deadniggers]

Have there been any good movies based on creepypastas? I've seen a handful but they all seem to miss the point completely and do something that completely misses the point

Like, the Marble Hornets movie (Always Watching, not whatever the Slenderman movie that Sony made was called) had the operator snapping people's necks like an autistic twelve year old trying to turn Agent 47 into a creepypasta, vs Marble Hornets is Alex killing everyone who knows about the operator because he thinks that's the way to put an end to it. The operator might have attacked Alex at one point but it isn't shown and it may very well have been Alex self-harming (one of the dropped plotpoints that they hinted at in S1 was a stigmata-esque aspect to being followed by the operator, in addition to the coughing, so Alex being covered in blood after the operator entered his room was likely the crown of thorns wound rather than being directly attacked)

Channel Zero
Each season is it's own creepypasta story. High production value, has some modern DEI shit in it but if you can look past American mystery meat you will find an engaging show. Doesn't copy the story exactly though, takes the concept and builds a mostly original story around it.

 

[Rick The Stick]

cuck piece of shit father cries

The hate the dad gets is so retarded and comes off as some cringey whiteknight shit.
"Dad should have known better or tried to stop Tommy" yeah and so should the mother. Takes two to tango, so at least blame both dumb cunts equally.
Besides it's made very apparent Tommy is some immortal monster, and the dads own father was brutally murdered for trying to intervene. So what's the solution? Get himself killed in front of his family, leaving them to deal with Tommy alone? Then people would just bitch that he's a dumbass who sacrificed himself for no reason and should have known better because of his own father.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The hate the dad gets is so retarded and comes off as some cringey whiteknight shit.
"Dad should have known better or tried to stop Tommy" yeah and so should the mother. Takes two to tango, so at least blame both dumb cunts equally.
Besides it's made very apparent Tommy is some immortal monster, and the dads own father was brutally murdered for trying to intervene. So what's the solution? Get himself killed in front of his family, leaving them to deal with Tommy alone? Then people would just bitch that he's a dumbass who sacrificed himself for no reason and should have known better because of his own father.

Is Tommy tied to the family or the house? Is he omniscient in relation to the family's whereabouts?

We'll never know because the father didn't even fucking try to run away with his family.

 

[Meth Dick]

The hate the dad gets is so retarded and comes off as some cringey whiteknight shit.
"Dad should have known better or tried to stop Tommy" yeah and so should the mother. Takes two to tango, so at least blame both dumb cunts equally.
Besides it's made very apparent Tommy is some immortal monster, and the dads own father was brutally murdered for trying to intervene. So what's the solution? Get himself killed in front of his family, leaving them to deal with Tommy alone? Then people would just bitch that he's a dumbass who sacrificed himself for no reason and should have known better because of his own father.

I believe the mother did try telling Tommy to fuck off and that lead to basement Tommy Taffy Tummy Time.
Also I might be mistaken but wasn't the mom neighbors with the dad and witnessed Gramps getting killed?

 

[Pokemon Conquistador]

What kind of fart sniffing are you doing to come to this conclusion? You sound like a leftist trying to talk people into not speaking up against things. I can say "I don't like fags, they're disgusting people who groom children" and be done with it.

And you fail because most normies know at least one fag who isn't a child sniffing pedo and they dismiss you as a Christfag. If you say you don't support the LGBT movement because they support harmful politics, act like a bunch of bullies even to their own kind and spread harmful mind viruses among children that goad them into cutting off parts of their bodies, then you might be more successful. It might not be worth it to try and convince people with Youtube careers (like Wendi) to denounce the gays though, since 3/4ths of them are some kind of faggot to begin with.

Have there been any good movies based on creepypastas? I've seen a handful but they all seem to miss the point completely

Creepypasta isn't something that translates into a movie well, since most examples try to look like authentic media works, which are often short form. ARG universes like Local 58 and Kane Pixels' take on the Backrooms are probably among the best examples of Creepypasta so far. Some people have tried to make movies and novels out of the Russian Sleep Experiment, but the best version of that is the original pasta, as it can fool you into thinking that it's based on a real event, at least until the end when it becomes over the top.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

Anything I hear about Tommy Taffy makes me glad I have decided to just skip that one forever.

 

[Starman John]

>Abandoned ship story
This could be fun

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I smell a January release date for it. And a PG-13 rating.
I can't believe anyone would read an Elias Witherow work and say "Hey, this might make a good film!".
They'll have to summon Kubrick from the dead to ask how he fixed The Shining for pointers.

It's probably a slush pile special. IE when a studio dips into the slush pile of mediocre scripts and re-skins it with something trendy like Slenderman.

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

>Abandoned ship story
This could be fun

4 hour runtime scares me more than any creepypasta ever has.

I'm either going to love it or tap out.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

It's probably a slush pile special. IE when a studio dips into the slush pile of mediocre scripts and re-skins it with something trendy like Slenderman.

Y'know, I knew this was a thing that happens, but I usually think about it happening with goofy action movies that were written and then repurposed as a sequel to something that was already popular, and usually those turn out alright. Cramming an IP that they got for cheap on top of an existing shitty script makes perfect sense for why so many creepypasta (and probably video game) movies turn out like shit, I guess this is at least part of the answer to my question from Thursday

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

>Abandoned ship story
This could be fun

>skip half an hour in
>hunter still doing the shitty accent
And I’m out