🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

I expect that Burt will get meaner and meaner as he faces more backlash for being a nasty lying gay homo, and it will be hilarious.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

jimmy should've been able to beat up a guy half his size. sorry man.

Especially with his 12 years of MMA training.

 

[Big Nasty]

Male Fishtank cast often have this amazing ability to tell the most blatant lies about the most stupid shit ever.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Just lie and say Burt's winnings went to cleaning the house, and it still wasn't enough to clean the diarrhea in penthouse.

 

[Blackstar]

From Skippy's twitter, "I actually like Colton which makes this way funnier"

 

[TwistedFreak]

Why is that crap even still going, its got like 30 viewers max and not even people ironically watching it.
Jons so retarded he burnt all his bridges and simped for crypto nft cult and the biggest ewhore on twitter.

Burnt bridges for what? To be the butt of the joke every time he comes on fishtank? At least Jon is doing something and sticking with it. Jet never looked out for Jon.

 

[Marche]

Burnt bridges for what? To be the butt of the joke every time he comes on fishtank? At least Jon is doing something and sticking with it. Jet never looked out for Jon.

Everyone is the butt of the joke on fishtank you retard that's the entire point.
Jet isn't Jons daddy or tard wrangler, Jon wants to get involved with gay retard crypto cults and creep on bottom of the barrel egirls then thats his own choice

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Everyone is the butt of the joke on fishtank you retard that's the entire point.

This. It's not Jet's fault Jon is too weetawded and delusional to roll with the punches and take a joke.

That being said I wouldn't be surprised if Jon still shows back up on Fishtank at some point.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

At least Jon is doing something and sticking with it.

Dunno if getting used by NFT grifters/groomers is something to be proud of but sure.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Not giving people enough food and then forcing them to dig holes in freezing weather sounds pretty communist to me. Are you sure it's not actually Soviet Dude Lodge, Jon?

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Feeshtank @feeshtank
S3 Chatlogs - Part 1 ( ~400MB) Oct 25 - Nov 20, 2024 Archive it, share it, stash it on a floppy—whatever works. Link expires in 24 hours. GLHF. o7

Feb 23, 2025 · 2:01 AM UTC



I don't really have much use for this but maybe @cohle will. The chat logs are basically useless because its just walls of spam, S3 is particularly fucked because they had free users chatting so you can't even use it to benchmark how many pass users existed, nor can you use it to count how many people are on the site because users change names frequently, the guy "fish" who streamed on the site has maybe 4-5 permutations in this chatlog and even some of the real fish have multiple permutations as they join and leave clans. If they released TTS and SFX like they used to we could get a measure of real popularity/infamy of individual fish and finances for S3 but given they didn't even complete chatlogs for S3 I hold no hope they'll ever be released.

Edit: the zip keeps dropping out so I'm gonna put it on the temporary catbox site for 3 days until I figure out a solution: https://litter.catbox.moe/48gqem.zip

Ok i figured out the problem, they didn't compress the zipfile for some reason. I cut it from 400mb to 57mb.

Edit2: I assembled the second release into a single zip and compressed it so it uploads. I'll do a full combined zip because it seems they're slow rolling the content into multiple chunks to annoy.

 

[Blackstar]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club

"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

https://archive.ph/mapoF

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club
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"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

https://archive.ph/mapoF

Jerking it with 50+ dudes to own Jon and the 40boys. Gotta love Burt logic.

 

[Plasticise]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club
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Dumbass has the wrong end in his mouth, unless...... its a code?

 

[else_letter]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club
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"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

https://archive.ph/mapoF

Fishtank fans of a certain persuasion are eating good.

Contestant degeneracy has to have peaked with Burt, this is actually fucked.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Luke's at the house. Looks like he's cleaning up the yard.

 

[Death by Divine Kiss]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club
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"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

https://archive.ph/mapoF

He is not "holding an event" NY Jacks is an event that he will be at.

NY Jacks is an event that has been going on for 45 years. https://nyjacks.com/

 

[ParasiteSteve]

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I expect that Burt will get meaner and meaner as he faces more backlash for being a nasty lying gay homo, and it will be hilarious.

I must admit, nice reply from the Black Underpant Rapist Terminator

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hail to the content king.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

I just want to let everyone know. When you're gonna cum after masturbating with 50+ dudes, you cum on the floor. Burt is walking on floor semen

Spoiler

What's It Like?​

So you’ve heard about the New York Jacks and want to take the plunge by going to your first meeting. You’re kind of nervous and do not know what to expect. Will guys like me? Am I too old, skinny, etc.? If you read what follows, no one will know it is your first time. Read on and we will put your fears to rest.
Mutual masturbation between consenting adults is legal AND safe. Probably the safest sexual activity you can do except for solo J/O. We are a friendly group of guys and we’re all there for the same reason. You’ll see guys of all ages, body types, sizes, etc. There will be tall, short, hairy, well endowed or not, all races, all ages. Most guys are gay but we also have men who are straight identified or bi. We don’t discriminate against physical attributes, only inappropriate behavior.
You don’t need to be a NYJacks member to attend any of our meetings. If you want to become a member, ask an attendant for a membership application at one of our meetings or download an application here. NYJacks members enjoy a reduced admission to meetings. We suggest that you attend a few of our events to see if you would like to become a member.
We currently have access to our own space that we don't have to share with any other sex clubs so we can control the atmosphere and keep it clean with comfortable seating and appropriate lighting. The neighborhood is safe. Pay your money to the guy at the door and walk in. The action starts right away, so pay attention to meeting day and time and don’t be fashionably late or you might miss the fun. Music and videos will be playing. At Jacks meetings we require street clothes to be checked but you please keep your shoes on. Clothes check is secure so you must check your phone and other valuables with your clothes. Nudity is the norm although exeptions for underwear have been made when necessary. When you take your clothes off there is no place to keep your attitude. We do our best to create a friendly and open environment at all our functions and most guys understand that. Clothes check is free but tips are appreciated. Water, juice and snacks are available.
When you look around, you’ll notice guys walking around stroking themselves and guys with raging hard-ons. Guys will be walking around or standing. Some guys will be by themselves, with one other guy, or in a middle of a group of guys all jacking each other off.
The Jacks use unscented Albolene as a lubricant. Albolene is a commercial product available at just about any drugstore and is sold as a make-up remover. Its oil base, but we don’t use rubbers so its safe to use. Its a little bit like Vaseline, but liquefies on contact with warm body parts. You’ll see jars of it located around the room. You’ll also see rolls of paper towels and hot towels next to the washrooms for clean up. It's a good idea to wash up after you cum or after you have jacked off another guy before you go on to your next conquest.
We insist on consent as the most important aspect to our play. There is the subtle art of knowing when someone is interested in playing with you. Eye contact and body language and very important. Start by walking up to a guy and making eye contact or standing next to them. You’ll know if they want to play. Tweaking a nipple is a nice way to start. Some guys get turned off if you grab the goodies without knowing if they want to play. If you don’t want to play with someone who has approached you, just say a polite, “No thanks.” and walk away. If they persist, move their hand away gently but firmly and walk away. Most guys are very polite and will know when to leave you alone. No one should make you do anything you don’t want to do.
Mutual stroking is the major action with some nipple sucking and/or kissing if that's what you want. We don't allow penetration of any sort. You may be with one guy or with a group of guys. When you cum, you can shoot on the floor, between your partners legs onto the floor, on your buddies thigh, etc. If your buddy want you to cum on them they will give you signals, otherwise, shoot on the floor. The Jacks Code of Ethics states “no insertion of anyone’s anything into anywhere, no ass play, no sucking, no fucking”. If you are caught breaking any of these rules you will be escorted out of the club. We are mostly self-policing but there are club monitors to enforce these rules. Five seconds of what you think may be fun for yourself (sucking) could get the club shut down for thousands of guys who attend regularly. We don’t look kindly on those who break the rules.
You will naturally be a little anxious and nervous at first, but you will quickly become accustomed to the group and the action. Just relax and you’ll have a good time. Walking through the door will be the most difficult part, but how difficult is that? No one will force you to do anything and you can leave at any time. You’ll wonder why it took you so long to make your first visit and you’ll be eager to return.