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Makes sense that she prefers 'diet' drinks, she's a (hopefully recovering 🌈) bulimic after all.
It could also be because of her dad being diabetic (and thus her being at a high risk of becoming one as well). Her dad also probably bought diet drinks instead of regular one and that could be one of the reasons as to why she prefers them
 
Eugh, fondant, gross.
I wouldn't know. I've always been more of a pie guy myself. I find most icings to be gross.

Here is a pie for all the people like me
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Icefucker, that's a new one
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DO NOT use ice from your freezer. It doesn't freeze uniformly and it can have sharp edges when it starts melting, not to mention any bacteria from the frozen food in your freezer. Icycles might be safer in that you could shape them with your hand but still not recommended due to being exposed to the elements and toxins. If you REALLY want to fool around with ice for whatever reason, use ice cubes from ice cube bags and DO NOT INSERT IT ANYWHERE.
 
DO NOT use ice from your freezer. It doesn't freeze uniformly and it can have sharp edges when it starts melting, not to mention any bacteria from the frozen food in your freezer. Icycles might be safer in that you could shape them with your hand but still not recommended due to being exposed to the elements and toxins. If you REALLY want to fool around with ice for whatever reason, use ice cubes from ice cube bags and DO NOT INSERT IT ANYWHERE.
I'm guessing that if she's actually gonna do this (I really, really hope that that post was just bait) she's gonna use one of those cylindrical popsicle molds, fill them with water, and do... bad things with the result
 
DO NOT use ice from your freezer. It doesn't freeze uniformly and it can have sharp edges when it starts melting, not to mention any bacteria from the frozen food in your freezer. Icycles might be safer in that you could shape them with your hand but still not recommended due to being exposed to the elements and toxins. If you REALLY want to fool around with ice for whatever reason, use ice cubes from ice cube bags and DO NOT INSERT IT ANYWHERE.
I'm guessing that if she's actually gonna do this (I really, really hope that that post was just bait) she's gonna use one of those cylindrical popsicle molds, fill them with water, and do... bad things with the result
Can you give me some more details? Should I keep the ice in the mold? Can I filter the water instead of using it from the bags? Asking for "a friend"

Edit: holy shit, she's really gonna do it!!!! Let's take bets on what household item she's going to insert next.
 
She's actually gonna do it :stress:
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Jesus. Ok, if the "balloon" is a condom, I doubt it would retain a good enough shape for penetration and freezing it would most likely ruin the lubricant on it. If it's actually a balloon, hope it won't get stuck to exposed flesh like a metal pole to a retard's tongue during winter.

Edit: just save up for a new dildo for the love of fuck.
 
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