Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Free the Pedos]

A lot of the pay structure for influencers is changing this year with the tech bro shift in politics and a general shake-up with a new president

I enjoyed this little detour into influencing very much. I’d totally read more.

 

[flay_fat_e]

Just a stanky gorl with a stanky infection.

Chatgpt

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Anna’s toes look completely different on her right and left foot.



I got sidetracked by trying to find Anna’s apartment, but when watching that unboxing video the first thing that jumped out at me was the fact she said she can’t wear deodorant for 6-8 weeks. Considering how her healing is going, let’s say 8 weeks. If she had her surgery on or about January 28th, from her signed paperwork, then we are still more than an month away from Anna being allowed to wear deodorant. She is probably already the kind of person who thinks if she keeps applying fresh deodorant every day, that will make up for actually washing herself.

I’ve been in the presence of death fats before, and when they stink, it’s never that kind of “just worked out” kind of stink you get after the gym or doing yard work. The clean-body-post-exertion stink is the kind of stink deodorant is made for. I used to know this hippie dude who rarely drank, ate clean, and only used crystal deodorant (this was before Lume and all the newer products that hippies seem to find acceptable these days), but he showered 3-4 times per day and only stank after a long bike ride or working on his car. A person, even a man, could, hypothetically, keep themselves clean enough to where deodorant is only noticeably absent at specific, excusable times. Anna, however, is just fucking filthy and the stink she creates is going to be that awful, pungent, yeast colony, rotting-tooth, dried piss, matted hair kind of stink, and it’ll be on her for another month.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna’s toes look completely different on her right and left foot.

Think it is her slimming filter because we have seen her feet before and they were not that long.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Anna, however, is just fucking filthy and the stink she creates is going to be that awful, pungent, yeast colony, rotting-tooth, dried piss, matted hair kind of stink, and it’ll be on her for another month.

Not only on her, haunting the halls and elevators of her new place like a ghost dipped in Limburger cheese.

Her neighbors are reporting an offensive stench in the building to management as we speak.

Yes, fat people stank is on a whole other level. Particularly fat women. Tell me she at least has a bidet?

 

[brooky]

The place seems flimsy, like all modern "luxury" apartment and condo buildings. I bet it's full of AirBNB "ghost hotels" and very few long term residents.

Even if you could afford 7k a month rent, why would you pay it?? If you had that money, you could buy a better place. Ergo, you'd only rent a place like this for relatively short terms, or shady purposes.

Or maybe a huge group of young artsy friends are going to split the rent so they get to use the podcast studios. Like 7 hip, skinny 20-somethings are going to be her neighbours, sleeping on hip bunk beds next door to her and having parties and doing social media a lot better than she does.

Anna does seem to pick up and move yearly though. Not sure why but maybe it’s as simple as ADD.

She definitely has ADHD, but imagine being so privileged that you can actually move entire homes-- even buying or selling within a year-- based on your ADHD whims. The rest of us end up with unused art supplies, unread books, un-taken online classes-- and often that's embarrassing enough when you reflect on it.

You know how sometimes you're trying to sleep and you remember something embarrassing and it keeps you up all night? I wonder if people like Anna ever experience that.

 

[Breadbear]

With her "not-diabetes," a non healing wound is... concerning.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Anna rarely takes any type of shower--especially not an "everything shower" she mentioned on Threads weeks ago.

And now she's got a worrisome leaky foot and scabby, deformed, bat wings for arms. She's probably secretly relieved to have an actual excuse not to bathe as opposed to her just being a fat lazy lard-tard.
She'll probably just use the pool for her first bath when all the oozing lets up.
Howdy, new neighbours!

 

[lonelygorl15]

So Anna in recovery is the same as Anna the rest of the time. Laying in bed, on the sofa, watching tv, eating non stop, and not bathing. Except now she has the excuse of being in "recovery from major surgery" to be the disgusting, greasy, stinking, festering face wound that she always is.

I've got nothing to add to the ridiculous new apartment arc other than didn't she say she was moving yet again because things in her life had changed and she needed different accommodations now? Implying she outfatted the St. June. So moving to the 35 floor of a downtown apartment makes perfect sense, for some reason.

I doubt the podcast studio had much to do with it, and the dog walking and poop pick up services, and numerous nearby restaurants had a lot to do with it. Stupid fat cunt needs to rehome Data already since she doesn't even do the basic thing you can do to bond with your dog: going on a nice walk together.

And Tracie is just as much of a retard as Anna. Quitting her teaching job that had a pension plan, retirement and other benefits, to work full time as a wrangler social media manager for Anna. Leaving her two children behind to go on on Disney trips and braid Anna's greasy hair after she gets some fat sucked out. Her husband probably had enough of that idiotic bullshit and filed for divorce.

 

[glass_houses]

And Tracie is just as much of a retard as Anna. Quitting her teaching job that had a pension plan, retirement and other benefits, to work full time as a wrangler social media manager for Anna. Leaving her two children behind to go on on Disney trips and braid Anna's greasy hair after she gets some fat sucked out. Her husband probably had enough of that idiotic bullshit and filed for divorce.

I don't blame anyone for what they have to do to earn a living- except HR people- but I do genuinely wonder what circumstances could be so dire that working for Anna is preferable to a regular job.

 

[often puzzled]

I doubt the podcast studio had much to do with it, and the dog walking and poop pick up services, and numerous nearby restaurants had a lot to do with it.

I could see Anna deciding that she's totally a podcaster now and thus finding a entirely new living situation to suit these podcasting needs . . . and then it'll be dropped and forgotten, just like everything else. She sold her home when she was totally going to be a movie producer, and we all know how that worked out. What I'm trying to say (poorly) is that I think Anna's frequent moves are based in part on her current whims: new place, new me. I can also see podcasting being attractive to her as doing hauls and traveling get harder and harder. I don't think she'll be good at podcasting, mind, and I don't think she'll stick with it, but I can follow what her thought process might look like here.

This is probably a dumb question, but I'm confused about the foot wound. I know she had some calf work done, but why is her foot leaking? I assume it's a surgical wound, but I don't understand why it requires wrapping her foot-- unless it's an ankle wrap that also covers part of her foot? Good thing Anna is the least diabetic person ever to exist*, huh . . .

* according to Anna

 

[multiverse]

Anna does seem to pick up and move yearly though

I suspect that much like the castle residents of the middle ages, Anna must pick up and move periodically for her premises to be fully fumigated. Whether she rented or owned, the landlords and HOA made it clear she wasn't welcome to continue residing in her spot due to numerous lease / HOA agreement violations.

One of the most obvious offenders is bringing in vermin. A slob who throws everything on the floor and is too fat to pick any of it up will inevitably have a lot of food scraps lying around for weeks on end, which is how you get pests. She also likely brings vermin eggs with her from one place to the next due to not properly washing either herself, nor her clothing and bedding. Her furniture is also likely to be full of vermin eggs.

On top of that, she's enormous, drunk, obnoxious, loud, and a social disaster. Anna is forever breaking things in public and private areas due to her extreme weight and carelessness: furniture, gym equipment, appliances, you name it. She seems to have no understanding of socially acceptable behavior or boundaries, which probably results in numerous complaints over noise violations and sexual harassment. Anna's poor dog is highly anxious and prone to barking and having accidents, both of which she ignores and expects others to deal with for her.

The final nail in the coffin is that Anna is prone to hoarding, which is the bame of all landlords and HOAs. Hoarding is instant grounds for not renewing a lease agreement.

In short: Anna moves because she breaks things, stinks up the joint, terrorizes neighbors, hoards, and brings in vermin wherever she goes. She keeps moving both because she has to, and because she thinks the next new place is the solution to all her life problems - annually.

 

[FarmVille]

Whether she rented or owned, the landlords and HOA made it clear she wasn't welcome to continue residing in her spot due to numerous lease / HOA agreement violations.

There’s no way she’d be able to sign a lease for a $7k/month sky rise apartment without references.

Damn near the only things that will get a lease renewal denied are missing payments, smoking, or illegally subletting.

 

[pippeyyy]

I enjoyed this little detour into influencing very much. I’d totally read more.

Thank you. It's getting very wild right now with the law in California saying family vloggers have to set aside money for each child, so instead of sharing some of their millions families are running for red states and making excuses. We're talking 5 million plus influencers. And all the general confusion with consumers. People are really not wanting to see a lot of luxury. I think things will calm down by mid-April.

Anna not showering for how long now? Since she got home, right? Tracey doesn't help her that much does she? Is she a new Becky? I bet she is helping brush the mats out of Anna's hair as I type this.

 

[Small Obama]

It isn't. It looks like she's in a Trader Joes, so it's probably a bag of cookies and a box of..... cookies lol

It is cookies lmfao

 

[GenociderSyo]

So nutrition info the three things we know:

 

[brooky]

the law in California saying family vloggers have to set aside money for each child, so instead of sharing some of their millions families are running for red states and making excuses.

I didn't know about this! I was wondering if/when someone would make a Coogan Law for influencers. (It looks like California literally expanded the Coogan Law to include social media. About time!)

YouTube and other platforms should start withholding a percentage into Coogan accounts themselves, so those fucking deadbeats and abusers can't just go to some worse place and carry on ruining their kids' lives for likes.

Sorry to derail, I'm just really happy to hear this.

 

[all is good]

It's been a minute since I worked at TJ's, by my best guesses for the items at top of her cart are banana chips and more cookies. Ik you don't get to Anna's size eating fresh fruit and veggies, but my goodness how many sweet processed snacks does a single person need?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

The whole box of chocolate covered cookies is over 3000 kcals.
There’s no way she just eats one cookie or rice crispy bite per sitting. The produce and salads are on the side of the store, it seems like she just went straight to the snacks. I suppose she is supposed to be eating clean for recovery, but she figures well im in pain so I deserve treats. She’s going to regain in no time…

I guess these apartments are for high paid singles or dinks who just want to be spoiled/ flex. There probably aren’t many units like that in the building because the demand would be low. Most people i knew in austin who made lots of money tried to get on the property ladder there asap.

A few comments and replies on instagram

 

[glass_houses]

It's been a minute since I worked at TJ's, by my best guesses for the items at top of her cart are banana chips and more cookies. Ik you don't get to Anna's size eating fresh fruit and veggies, but my goodness how many sweet processed snacks does a single person need?

Depends on how long the period you're stocking up for is? Yes, Anna's probably going to wipe all that out in a single sitting, but if a normal person buys non perishables in bulk a couple months worth of junk food can look pretty gnarly, even if the actual amount eaten per day/week is not overly excessive.