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Should be a wild four years.

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Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Spongebob is the federal bureaucracy's stay puft marshmallow man. Some federal worker was just sitting in his cubicle trying to think of something that could never harm him...and there he is rampaging through DC.
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Trump probably gets a kick out of how a simple meme unleashes a torrent of psychic damage against his enemies.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
Joe Rogan was their Joe Rogan, until they pushed so far into autocratic bullshit that even he had to pick a side.
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Joe Rogan never picked any side though. That's just the lunacy of the left talking. They're desperately searching for the Left's Joe Rogan when Joe Rogan isn't even the Right's Joe Rogan lol. He's as centrist as they come, he offered Kamala a chance to come on his show and she refused and the left somehow thinks that means Joe Rogan is literally a nazi.
 
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God of Nothing said:
I'm not sure if it will be sad or hilarious if Germany manages to uncuck itself by some miracle before the UK does
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doubtful, uk doesn't have the MUH NATHSEES self-guiltrip, but they awfully quick picked up the general white guilt version for some reason.
otoh germany has experience with that kind of thing via weimar, uk will probably try to larp even harder as real-life 1984 before things get better..

The Last Stand said:
Who is the new prime minister in Germany? Congratulations to them, but Germany needs a bigger spine than just voting for the other side.
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merz, biggest party of the coalition usually becomes chancellor, but with all the pants-shitting over the afd they'll need a three-party coalition to keep them out - if they even make it the whole period and not implode again.
there's a good chance greens stay in the government just to hit majority, so they can fuck shit up for another four years :stress:
 
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quaawaa said:
and /r/fednews is seething about it:
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But not once did anyone say his jab at them was wrong. Ain't that a bit curious? A bit STRANGE? I'm reading over these again and... Yep, nope. Not seeing a single 'it's not true' or 'he's wrong.' Just "BOOHOO, HE MADE A JOKE AT OUR EXPENSE." And "THE SECRET SERVICE!" Who are the people (probably) smart enough to realize the jabs aren't aimed at them.

It's all crying about Trump and Elon on the internet! Many such cases!
 
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Morethanabitfoolish said:
For those curious how the German election is going.


These were the preliminary polls which seem to be reasonably on track as actual results come out. The AfD looks to be second overall party which is pretty much what was predicted, as was the fact that nothing will change because the other parties will not work with them. So the coalition government will be formed of the largest party and some others from 3rd place down.

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So, nothing will change, got it.
 
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Amelia Troonheart said:
Probably Mormonism. AFAIK the qran says "yeah what the Bible says is true and it validates this text so that's how you know what is written here is true" even though actually reading the Bible shows it says no such thing.
The Mormon Bible however says that the Bible has been corrupted and "corrects" it in its own text.
I would say calling the Bible a corrupted work is more heretical than lying about what it says.

edit: Also to note mormons believe that if you're a good boy and do good works on earth you yourself get your own planet and become the god of that planet. That means mormons place themselves on equal footing as god if they're good enough people. That's why mormons are generally community focused and run a tight ship. Gotta get those good boy points to get your own planet when you croak.

Islam however obviously has resulted in far more evil, including the deaths of Christians. So it's worse overall.
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Islamic thinking does not consider the bible as valid because they think it's been changed to lie about god because it contradicts their illiterate pedophile prophet. Some other retarded shit mudslimes believe
1: Muhammad split the moon in half, somehow nobody else noticed this
2: Jesus did shadow clone jutsu and someone else was killed on his behalf while Jesus was pulled through a hole in the roof to heaven. Somehow the jews still killed him though
3: Muhammad who never knew Jesus and couldn't even read the bible somehow knew more about him than the apostles who actually knew him
4: Jesus was a muslim despite Muhammad not being born yet
5: Beards are ok but mustaches are not because God told muhammad that it's unclean, because apparently getting food in the hair on your upper lip is bad but lower lip is ok.
6: God lies all the time but also definitely everything he told Muhammad was totally true
Mormonism ain't got shit on the lunacy of pisslam.
 
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autistic dog said:
You have to ask women like him "are we solution oriented yet or are you still in the feelings stage?"
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I do this with my wife all the time. I ask "is this a listening conversation, or a solving conversation?"
She doesn't take it as an insult, it means she doesn't get frustrated by me trying to "fix" her problem.
 
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quaawaa said:
Elon confirms that all the feds have to do to pass the email test is write a sentence that makes sense:
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Still too hard for the fedditors.
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Most qualified tech jobs have to do this daily btw, you have a meeting where each person on a team has to explain to the team what they did yesterday.

The fact asking for a private email once a week is too much for some people is crazy
 
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TrinityReformed said:
What a dick, I wanted to know what he was going to say that he didn't consider funny.
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Pretty sure he said "What isn't funny, is them sneaking into the country in the first place," as the reporter walked away.

In other news, I think Jen Psaki is a drunk, and is appearing on MSDNC totally sloshed:

You only need to hear the first sentence

What do you guys think.
 
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Frostnipped Todger said:
I do this with my wife all the time. I ask "is this a listening conversation, or a solving conversation?"
She doesn't take it as an insult, it means she doesn't get frustrated by me trying to "fix" her problem.
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just bend her over your knee
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Pretty sure he said "What isn't funny, is them sneaking into the country in the first place," as the reporter walked away.

In other news, I think Jen Psaki is a drunk, and is appearing on MSDNC totally sloshed:

You only need to hear the first sentence

What do you guys think.
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Yeah, she's drunk.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
The AFD just got washed in the recent elections and pretty much everyone agrees it's because Trump couldn't wait until after European elections for his Ukraine plan.

The AFD was more pro American then the other parties so this just confirms what I have been saying that Trump's needlessly hostile boomer blustering is hurting America.
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Even if this were true (it's not, as others have pointed out) and AfD did wash out and it was because of Trump:

You're saying Trump should change his foreign policy (and potentially prolong an active war), just in case a bunch of Europeans choose to keep throwing themselves in front of speeding jihad cars because orange man bad?

Why, exactly? America is an actual important country. It's illogical to expect its leaders to delay policy decisions and statements just because some de-industrialized backwater or another is holding a fake election.
 
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General Emílio Médici said:
Just like I said: DOGE doesn't even need to read the e-mails, simply checking who bothered to open it and reply is enough to get a good 10% of feds to be fired.
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It is REALLY smart and has the potential to be a ruthlessly efficient fedocaust.

Phase 1: Fire anyone who doesn't reply or cc their manager.
Phase 2: Order the manager to fire anyone who replied with nonsense or rick rolling.
Phase 3: Fire the managers who refused to comply.

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and /r/fednews is seething about it:
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Childish tweets mean you're not fit for a job with any kind of responsibility. COME ON bro. So glad Elon re-hired that guy with the racist tweets. At least, I hope he's still re-hired.

"Yeah, we found the perfect guy for the job, but he's racist so we're just gonna get Lilith to do it even though xhe is totally unqualified."

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OKAY BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR JOB?

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO AT YOUR JOB SAAR?

SAAR WHAT. DO YOU. DO?
 
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