Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 819 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,154
At this point, I won't be shocked if DOGE did something that really pissed off Trump to the point of Trump throwing him under the bus.
Assuming you don’t get an Oklahoma City Bombing Boogaloo 2.0 this week I’d say DOGE and Musk will be shown the door the first time one of the script kids loses a laptop at their group house or one of them gets catfished by some CHYNAMAN gash. Trump got rid of Bannon for less headaches than what dipshit Musk is causing. Only
question now is how many cabinet people will leave before Trump gets rid of Musk.
 
I doubt Trump thinks that far ahead.
The flaw in this plan is when they are throwing someone under the metaphorical bus for carrying out dirty work on their behalf, they need to have plausible deniability they were aware of what happened. Aside from die hard MAGA types and Elon dick-riders, that's a very hard sell.

Let's be real here - he probably already has. It's difficult to assess the impact of many things, and almost impossible to do it when they first happen.

Just as a recent example - with the whole cutting of USAID a lot of HIV programmes overseas have massive funding gaps. You might not care about the people who now don't get medicine - but the downstream of this is that those people are now going to be at higher risk of spreading the disease. People with HIV who are properly medicated have effectively no viral load, and for all intents and purposes can't spread the disease.

HIV doesn't stop at borders, so having areas with increasingly large HIV positive populations that are active spreaders, is going to cause the disease numbers to spike worldwide - including in the USA.

When will we feel this? Who knows, probably long after Elon and DOGE are dead and buried.
Yes, all of this is incredibly short-sighted. He comes in, pushes over all the kids' towers, laughs, and leaves. He's that kid.

And latest I have is that though they said they were paying for fired USAID workers to get home (if they do so within 30 days; otherwise, you're on your own), apparently they may just fly people back to DC, and then those people (and their families) have to get themselves back to wherever they live. Just petty and shitty, on purpose.

I guess it is worth mentioning that the most Elon musk seems to be getting from these BPD chicks is that he is unavailable emotionally and time wise for his kids whereas when Amber Heard was done with Johnny Depp she not only shit on his bed but also made a huge bunch of allegations including "sexual violence" and "domestic abuse".

So I'm not sure if he just has teflon tard luck with BPD chicks and at most they file lawsuits for child support (which lets face it, if you're worth $200bn are the equivalent of seeing you've been walking around with your fly undone for a few minutes) or Johnny Depp was just that bad (supposedly he was a drunkard for a while and some other stuff)

Maybe being autistic makes it that much more difficult for a BPD chick to be manipulative in the first place? That would seemingly add up if he's being such a cheap ass about paying child support.
Obtaining child support is not BPD behavior.

His taking action to ensure those valid claims get moved to jurisdictions with low maximum statutory payments is pure bitch behavior. These women were dumb to trust this retard enough to get knocked up, by whatever reason, but nothing any of them can do will ever come close to his trash bitch psyche and behavior.
 
Autism already has a cure: abortion.
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Autism already has a cure: abortion.
I always found it funny how people act like its a disease that needs to be done away with in these orgs like Autism Speaks, but then some edgelord jokes about what they do and people freak out. Autistm cure charities are eugenicists and genocide advocates. The only other cure is raising your child properly. But parents don't like hearing that one.
 
These women were dumb to trust this retard enough to get knocked up
He paid them to have IVF children. There was no 'knocking up' in the traditional sense. So they signed some sort of contract to be reimbursed for carrying a bunch of Musk's IVF babies. Looks like his ketamine fried brain lost track of whom was owed what. I don't think that they, nor people like Trump, anticipated Musk having such a steep mental and psychological decline.
 
I don't know how he does it, but he manages to make the word "retard" so biteless and mundane. He's truly run the word dry. People don't even kick a fuss up about "retard" now. Sad, really. It was one of my most treasured weapons in battle. Now it's going to trickle down through the shitty bot accounts until it becomes just another word.

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Elon Musk is a furfag pedophile with a fucked up dick and a cub porn fetish. Sorry, but I don't give a shit if he's successful. I'm making fun of him for being a retard.
Isn't there a rule against retarded 12 year olds that can't read becoming members here? Nigger newfag, who in the thread recently was praising Musk for being successful?
If I was those workers I'd reply to the memo with "fuck you, enjoy replacing me"
On this one we definitely agree.
 
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I'd say it was a gotcha he sprang at the last minute to try and justify firing a bunch of people, but I'm almost positive he did the same thing when he bought Twitter

Yes. There's no way anyone is going to read all those messages. The point is to fire anyone who doesn't obey. It's pretty demented, probably illegal. Apparently many agency heads are telling their employees not to comply.
 
I don't know how he does it, but he manages to make the word "retard" so biteless and mundane. He's truly run the word dry. People don't even kick a fuss up about "retard" now. Sad, really. It was one of my most treasured weapons in battle. Now it's going to trickle down through the shitty bot accounts until it becomes just another word.

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The chad Anton Chigur proving the virgin V for Vendetta wrong? Yes words are easy to drain of power and the annunciation of truth is chosen by the victor. Ideas may be bulletproof, but the people who hold them are not. Granted, I don't need words to beat Elon Musk. I actually just need one of those medieval cauldrons trolls have in movies that can fit a person inside and a lot of water.. And some fire. And some rope. And elon dangling on top of the comically sided cauldron. And some scizzors.
 
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Yeah this thread reads more like liberals laughing at the dumb Republican and trying to justify it as "well he's a lolcow" when we all know they'd probably talk alot less harshly if he was on Kamala's side. Terminal EDS.
The man has been caught lying about dozens of things, false promises that never went anywhere with all his products, caught lying about how much he knows about coding (nothing), then calling the person asking him to elaborate on specifics why Twitters stack was so bad an asshole because he had nothing to say. He was caught lying about being a Quake pro, a Diablo 4 top leaderboard player, a Path of Exile 2 pro, he tripled down until the evidence was too much then slightly caved and said "Well all top pros need to pay others to play for them". Imagine being a 50 year old man concerned with things like this. This is middle school shit.

Incredibly insecure, infantile, man who prioritizes how people see him vs getting actual tangible work and accomplishments done. These things are all over the highlights in this thread, all covered on Thunderf00ts Youtube about him, these are not exaggerations or lies.

He's doing the same thing with DOGE, making these wild claims about savings and not producing any real receipts or evidence outside of isolated premade google sheets that do nothing to show what actual systems interact with that data and who specifically was paid out.

I don't know how else to connect the lines for you. I wouldn't want a man like that running anything, deciding on anything. He doesn't get into details, he makes decisions solely based on how it makes him look, and when you do that, you end up with drama like Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes. I'm not saying there isn't Government waste and corruption, but he is not the man to look to or trust to get anything real done.
 
He paid them to have IVF children. There was no 'knocking up' in the traditional sense. So they signed some sort of contract to be reimbursed for carrying a bunch of Musk's IVF babies. Looks like his ketamine fried brain lost track of whom was owed what. I don't think that they, nor people like Trump, anticipated Musk having such a steep mental and psychological decline.
I added after that "by whatever reason," which should have been "by whatever method," because it doesn't matter for parenting obligations how a child was conceived. But if there was a contract, it should have included child support (and tbf, mother support, as they were providing at minimum a service that has multi-year implications, plus an asshole tax for bearing his children) appropriate for a 12-figure daddy.

And he didn't lose track; he just doesn't give a fuck past knowing the kid was viable. People matter insofar as they serve a purpose. Unlike his boss, though, he doesn't even bother to pretend.
 
To be fair, one of those sources is Azealia Banks, who has her own thread because she's absolutely nuts.

Edit: Holy shit pizzacake actually made a good comic.
She's insane but when it's something hot goss related she seems to always be right. So in such a scandalous instance, she's probably not BSing.
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Just to add to your evidence!
BTW here's the archives:
 
It's especially pointless if they're sending their weekly reports to DOGE, since nobody in the department really knows what government agencies do/how long things take, so all they need to do is fluff up their daily tasks or outright make things up that sound absolutely vital and nobody can really call them on their bluff. Especially if they're doing it as a government wide thing, so they have weekly reports coming in from all sorts of different groups or agencies. Some IRS agent could say they were working on a project to increase the payload of nuclear weapons as a deterrent to our enemies and nobody would bat an eye and just flag it as essential work.
The emails will be fed to an AI program that's probably already been designed, that will function basically the same as the one the HR departments in the private sector use to screen resumes. The next round of "cuts" on personnel will utilize this, and point to the AI reports as proof that these employees are not being productive.
 
Obtaining child support is not BPD behavior.

His taking action to ensure those valid claims get moved to jurisdictions with low maximum statutory payments is pure bitch behavior. These women were dumb to trust this retard enough to get knocked up, by whatever reason, but nothing any of them can do will ever come close to his trash bitch psyche and behavior.
That's true... And I guess one side effect of him screwing around baby mommas like this over miniscule amounts of money is that he's going to face difficulties with future baby mommas. And I agree it's bitch behavior plus will probably make his army of little male Elon's hate his ass once they're all grown up.

Also a clip went viral on tweeter today of Elon walking off stage while his 4 year old son was still way behind him. Sort of like he just walked off and left him behind. It's really not super damning though. I'd post it here but it doesn't seem worth the energy to since it seems like one of those opportunistic "orange man bad" videos that always surface.
 
I'm not saying there isn't Government waste and corruption, but he is not the man to look to or trust to get anything real done.
I'm not going to shit up the thread with any kind of low-level political or economic takes but I'll say that even if Elon was doing everything he claims to be, what fucking difference does it make to the American middle class? All this DOGE shit is performative, and anybody of any political persuasion that believes that Trump or Musk give a single fuck about the American people deserves the enormous disappointment coming.

All that said, I look forward to him being used as a fall guy for when it becomes impossible for him to be tard-wrangled enough and it's clear to everyone he's unable to maintain the charade. I hope Elon is as much a vindictive, petty cunt as he seems to be, and I hope he's got people compiling receipts.

Imagine a buttblasted autist with that much money and connection having a social media/MSM slapfight with POTUS? That could prove to be hysterical.
 
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