Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 821 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,156
The only strange thing is how you're not posting in the thread about how much you hate Elon Musk and how utterly emotionally incontinent the thought of him makes you. If you're not doing that it means you're whiteknighting for him and should be permabanned from the thread.

That must also mean you secretly want him to sexually penetrate your body. Him and Donald Trump. And then when all of three of you are done having gay sex you can all ejaculate on the immensely obese, bloated, pasty torso of an OG poster, fulfilling their dream fantasy that they often accuse others of having.

Or it could be nuance and difference of opinions is a thing. Who could say?
Elon Musk is a furfag pedophile with a fucked up dick and a cub porn fetish. Sorry, but I don't give a shit if he's successful. I'm making fun of him for being a retard.
 
Full pool capacity of the reservoirs isn't what they were referring too. The water release was 100 miles away from where the water was supposedly needed with no way to reach the watershed near LA, ie water doesnt flow up hill. Farmers dont need as much water at this moment, which is the wet season but will need the water come summer. Trump saw water somewhere and said open the control gates to have something to brag about. Trump, like Elon are showman, dancing around bragging about what they are doing while their actions have little positive effect but could have great negative effect in the future. They are both ignorant of agriculture and natural resource management.
It’s a no lose situation for them. They can show they did something up front, even if it didn’t anct help, and then get to hyuck hyuck about California socialism when the reservoirs are dry this summer. His groupies will buy it hook, line and sinker.
Could you imagine working for a company that fires half of its employees at the whim of some serial lying, attention obsessed sex pest who has enthralled your CEO?

Remaining government workers are not going to be on-side. You have effectively made an enemy of the entire workforce. Called them lazy and wasteful, declared that they cannot be trusted and that a handful of inexperienced 20 something script kiddies can do a better job in their department within days than any of them can. Not to mentioned they all probably feel as if their job security evaporated overnight.

Who knows how it plays out in the end, but I doubt it was worth it to throw red meat to your already loyal base while alienating the majority of the country. Doing it after winning an election is doubly crazy, this is the sort of thing you would do in desperation to sure up your base and damage the incoming administration.
All that matters is what happens right now. Trump knows what will happen because it’s the same shit he did eight years ago: it gets slapped down, Trump shrugs his shoulders and then moves on. His groupies will just lie to themselves and invent narratives to justify why the thing he promised to do didn’t stick beyond a few weeks, and will dutifully line up to swallow the next lie. He didn’t have DOGE eight years ago but he had guys like Bannon play the role Musk is in now. Lots of parallels with his first term and his second term will be looking to play out much in the same way.
 
Musk has responded by asking his Twitter bots what should be done.
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https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1893668027599646805
Yeah, mandating a weekly report to the political commissar will make the administration more efficient.
More bureaucracy is always the answer.
 
It's very generous of you to assume this is an unintended consequence. Reagan and Thatcher did fuck-all about AIDS because they wanted all the faggots dead. Trump and Elon are no different
No doubt Elon wouldn't give a fuck about this if he had considered it, I doubt it even crossed his mind - he seemed more occupied by looking at what spending he could spin to attack his enemies. In fact we know he didn't understand one, because he initially thought they were sending money to buy condoms in the Gaza strip, but it was to fund HIV workers in an Ethiopian county called Gaza.

My point was more aimed at the fact that he could irrevocably fuck something up and the consequences would be wildly unpopular among normal people, but people would only see that in years to come. I think Elon would do literally anything for more power and money.

That's just a relatively obvious example, there are no doubt consequences of this that will be entirely unpredictable.
 
Elon Musk is a furfag pedophile with a fucked up dick and a cub porn fetish. Sorry, but I don't give a shit if he's successful. I'm making fun of him for being a retard.
His "success" is mostly based on stealing others people work, lies, and exaggeration. I wouldn't call it a true success. Truly successful people do not rely on lies to pump up their achievements. They also don't take a credit for other people's achievements. I know that in American culture the amount of money someone can claim to his name is the prime measure of success, but that's just a primitive definition of success. By this measure drug lords are more successful than neurosurgeons.

At this point, I think so many people see Elon Musk for who he truly is, that all his success is very contingent on climate and as such very fickle. I believe we will see his complete downfall, and he will be one of these people who just turned out to be huge disappointment.

Personally, if I was his mother, I would be ashamed of him being my son, just because of how he treats women and children. But his mother is a huge narcissist herself, and she can't see what a failure as a mother she is.
 
If I wanted revenge on the federal government, I would put a sadist like Musk in charge of firing as many federal employees as creatively as he could using exactly the kind of bullshit in this video. However, following Machiavelli's advice in The Prince, I would later have Musk publicly executed for his excessive cruelty as soon as I had achieved my goals and there was public outcry. Obviously, I don't think Trump is going to have Musk publicly executed, but still...
I wouldn't put it past Trump to do something like that, like a low-key version of how Stalin put Yagoda, Yezhov and Beria in charge of the NKVD to do sick, psychopathic shit he wanted done, then had them executed for doing it.

That said, firing a bunch of people is not really on the same plane as mass shootings. I think it's also pretty likely most of the fired actually were useless, but the reckless way it's being done by Musk is probably going to result in a number of actually critical personnel being fired because Musk is fucking retarded. It will end up being one of those things like the companies he fucks up where he just randomly fires people and then they have to quietly hire them back behind his back once he's forgotten whatever he was spazzing out about.
 
His "success" is mostly based on stealing others people work, lies, and exaggeration. I wouldn't call it a true success. Truly successful people do not rely on lies to pump up their achievements. They also don't take a credit for other people's achievements. I know that in American culture the amount of money someone can claim to his name is the prime measure of success, but that's just a primitive definition of success. By this measure drug lords are more successful than neurosurgeons.

It is pretty infuriating to learn that Elon basically stole Tesla away from the two guys who actually founded the company and then sued to require that everyone call him a "co-founder"... I would love for this pic below to go viral to let the world know that Elon is a phony and a thief. Feel free to post this on Twitter, everywhere.

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I wouldn't put it past Trump to do something like that, like a low-key version of how Stalin put Yagoda, Yezhov and Beria in charge of the NKVD to do sick, psychopathic shit he wanted done, then had them executed for doing it.

That said, firing a bunch of people is not really on the same plane as mass shootings. I think it's also pretty likely most of the fired actually were useless, but the reckless way it's being done by Musk is probably going to result in a number of actually critical personnel being fired because Musk is fucking retarded. It will end up being one of those things like the companies he fucks up where he just randomly fires people and then they have to quietly hire them back behind his back once he's forgotten whatever he was spazzing out about.

Trump administration fires and then tries to rehire nuclear weapons workers in DOGE reversal

This is a good example of what you are talking about.
"The DOGE people are coming in with absolutely no knowledge of what these departments are responsible for," said Daryl Kimball, executive director of the Arms Control Association, referencing Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency team. "They don't seem to realize that it's actually the department of nuclear weapons more than it is the Department of Energy."

By late Friday night, the agency's acting director, Teresa Robbins, issued a memo rescinding the firings for all but 28 of those hundreds of fired staff members.

"This letter serves as formal notification that the termination decision issued to you on Feb. 13, 2025 has been rescinded, effective immediately," said the memo, which was obtained by the AP.
 
His "success" is mostly based on stealing others people work, lies, and exaggeration. I wouldn't call it a true success. Truly successful people do not rely on lies to pump up their achievements. They also don't take a credit for other people's achievements. I know that in American culture the amount of money someone can claim to his name is the prime measure of success, but that's just a primitive definition of success. By this measure drug lords are more successful than neurosurgeons.
Behold the Thomas Edison of our times.

Dude proclaims himself as the next Tesla but I don't see it as I have never seen him push anything new to the market. He just buys peoples ideas, like he does with his Diablo/Path of Exile achievements.
 
That said, firing a bunch of people is not really on the same plane as mass shootings. I think it's also pretty likely most of the fired actually were useless, but the reckless way it's being done by Musk is probably going to result in a number of actually critical personnel being fired because Musk is fucking retarded. It will end up being one of those things like the companies he fucks up where he just randomly fires people and then they have to quietly hire them back behind his back once he's forgotten whatever he was spazzing out about.
Ironically enough, Elon and his merry band of morons could have wrote some program to seek out the people with tenure, who have moved up pay grades without ever being promoted (as in their title is the same as it was when they started). I'm sure every agency has a ton of those. Heck, I can think of at least 1 person who had been there 10+ years doing basic admin shit, but because they road their job up the ladder, they were paid more than a new-hire supervisor. That's where you find your $100k/year technician or clerk. Or god forbid the lazy HR workers who make onboarding take months instead of weeks.

Firing probationary employees is the dumbest move you can do, as it's new people or people who were recently promoted. If anything, the way they did it shields the actual slugs.
 
And just one of many so far. There's at least another one scrambling publicly, "USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them" (direct link). Suffices to say you can't treat federal, government employees, some of which with unique expertise you can't easily or quickly train the same way you treat a bunch of hipster bootcamp "coders" in SF.. or can you? Elon is putting his face in all this charade, it must be worth it for all the control they're getting of US institutions even if it risks blowing up.. that wouldn't be fun for anyone.
 
Who knows how it plays out in the end, but I doubt it was worth it to throw red meat to your already loyal base while alienating the majority of the country. Doing it after winning an election is doubly crazy, this is the sort of thing you would do in desperation to sure up your base and damage the incoming administration.
They don't give a fuck about the base. It's a two-fold solution to an Unspeakable Problem.

The Problem: The American Empire has entered "decline" status. We are shifting away from some imperial peripheries to strengthen others, and the likelihood that the "free infinite money spam" will continue for the foreseeable future is getting dimmer by the day. This will create a worse economic status for us, as we are a consumer nation whose economy is based upon being the reserve currency of the world with no real industrial base to speak of, and for the upper class it will limit their ability to extract wealth from this nation going forward.

The two-fold solution: Cut into the other (formerly establishment) elite's old grift-and-patronage taxpayer moneypot, that they've used to enrich themselves and pay off their supporters and auxiliaries, and then reroute it into your own pockets. Then cut out as much of the government as you can, and replace it with proprietary technology that is owned by your company. These offer a personal solution to the questions raised by the aforementioned problem, namely "what do I do when the government grift machine runs dry?"
 
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I think he's too busy doing drugs and involved in sex parties to be running anything. I think he's just a figurehead for a larger Big Tech push. But this isn't the conspiracy thread so I'll stop there.
 
I dunno, I could see Trump thinking he could use Musk to blow things up, then dismiss him blame any negatives on him being too extreme while swooping in to play hero. Seems like something Trump would do.
At this point, I won't be shocked if DOGE did something that really pissed off Trump to the point of Trump throwing him under the bus. Trump, despite getting a boost from Elon during the 2024 election, doesn't exactly need him to succeed while Elon needs Trump since he already pissed off his original fan base of Redditors and is slowly getting under the skin of the right wing crowd. There's a different between being cunning and being rich, Elon's only got the latter.
 
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