Chuck Shiesty
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I'd prefer this 100 times over whatever the fuck is going on with the IP2 redditor fanbase who jerk off Burt.
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We've entered an accursed era, the Burt x IP2 crossovers have begun.
Burt was streaming earlier with IP2 streamer One Sonic:
Burt was streaming earlier with IP2 streamer One Sonic:
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For sure Alex is a coward. All talk and no bite like we saw on the show. But I don’t think we should look at it like he was getting some intensive therapy to split from his wife. What do you mean the mentally ill heroin addict retard with codependency issues didn’t leave his abusive wife after e-daddy Sam Hyde told him to a couple of times?
On a side not, I personally feel we got robbed of a “save Alex” arc. He probably wouldn’t have changed, but it at least would have been content. Imo it was the biggest fumble of the season. Everything was set up so perfectly after ogre wife. Alex confessing to Binx (and by extension making simps seeth), the entirety of the audience having a new person to shit on (ogre wife), the house realizing shit just got real, Binx realizing she has to balance appealing to simps and tard wrangling Alex, Burt now being sexually interested in Alex and his hog wife (lmao), and of course the introduction of Wild Randy. They had all of their bases covered, and it would have been an endless content machine leading into a wild randy reveal later down the line. It would have been Greek tragedy levels of kino.
Even from a financial perspective it would have been great. TTS went up significantly after Binx returned and ogre wife was gone. Most of it centered around trying in vain to make Alex see the light or trying to gauge a reaction from him by lying about/poking fun of his wife. This should have been embraced way more by the wiggers. Subtle hints about wild Randy being closer than expected would have also been a go to money farm.
And that’s not even considering the outside of the show kino we would have got. Imagine Production pairing Alex and Binx in situations just to spite the ogre? We could have witnessed endless seethe from a genuinely evil person. The satisfaction would have been glorious. Content both inside and outside the show at the same time.
People love a good underdog story. Whether or not we believe Alex would have overcome the odds is irrelevant in the face of the endless content that could have been made. Production could have taken so many paths coming off of the wife reveal, and they picked the worst possible one. Biggest fumble since losing Cole.
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S2 's attack therapy, but it's targeting Alex for the Ogress...
Man, maybe if we had had a week of Wild Randy: House Therapist, too, before the Hassling started...
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alex was never going to last the whole show. after the wild randy shit anything that didnt placate his ego enough would've probably set him off into leaving. maybe some more couldve been squeezed out of him but im not sure. i feel he was on his way out regardless.
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Could you guys help me out with something? I need everyone's favorite moments from season 3. I'm trying to compile a list of best moments. Here are mine in no particular order:
- The initial TTS interaction between production and Burt where they purposely would use it only when Burt was alone.
- Burt "discovering" Sam is Jewish and how he suspected it all along because of his obsession with money.
- Luke begging for money in the streets of Vegas and running past an Indian grubhub driver asking him for help and just saying "NOPE".
- Burt reverse hassling Frank by sniffing his boots while he's asleep.
- Trolls calling the reception of the hotel they are at asking for Marky
- The entire confessional room interaction between Alex Stein and Burt
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1. FT reveal TV. Pure gold. Solid gold.
2. Xavier reveal, and he was in a tree in the Bloodgames set.
3. Jobe getting mad at Symbol for being bad at Minecraft
4. Alex Stein going apeshit in the confessional, selling the angry producer bit.
5. Alex B crying in confessional as Sam tried to give him a necklace, saying it was special.
6. Burt winning Family Guy trivia
7. Luke tying up Fatty
Chuck Shiesty
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1. Ball Brothers in general, but especially the last one before they left the house where they spent 5 minutes going over how DMX can't sue them for dog woofs.
2. TV Reveal.
3. Alex receiving the Peruvian shaman necklace.
4. Luke's return to the house and Simbal seething for hours straight.
5. The Minecraft stream.
6. Burt vs Tony boxing match.
7. Goodspings ghost tour, especially the bus ride back.
8. Jobe's Drunk Piece of Shit Challenge rampage.
9. Everyone baiting Alex into thinking Wild Randy was coming to the house but it was just Jobe.
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My list in no particular order
- Ian cooking his accursed salt dish late at night which distressed Mizzy so much it clued her into suspecting that there's more going on with Famous House than they've been told
- Ian eating in the dining room by himself during the Signal and Luke fight calmly saying "Now THAT'S some good eatin"
- Speaking of that, the Signal and Luke fight "How can he touch!?"
- "DUDE wipes, MANscapped, MR. beast, HIMs. What the HELL is going on here!?"
- Mizzy investigating B2 after Smack took the blue pill where she discovered the red pill left behind and she was able to deduce what actually happened to Smack.
- Dark Burt's birth when he threw his shoe at Mizzy and screamed in her face causing her to cry.
- Dark Mizzy's birth when Burt tried to go after Mizzy again and she turned the tables on Burt and screamed in his face instead causing him to cry and storm out of the room.
- Alex and Burt puking hot dogs while Mizzy screams in their faces "DON'T BE A PUSSY EAT IT PUKE AND EAT IT!!!"
- The entire Ogre incident
- Wild Randy reveal to Alex in the confessional
- Sam confronting Alex B about his Ogre problem
- Mizzy keeping Simbal up all night with the help of SFX while she yelled and danced "WAKE UP SIMBALLLLL!!!"
- The final duel of The Cell between Burt and Simbal (probably the most intense moment in Fishtank history in terms of pure competition)
- Mizzy attacking Frank with mustard with perfectly timed physical comedy
- Ian's nigger meltdown
- Mizzy beating Binx's ass in boxing (one of the most satisfying moments in Fishtank history)
- After the fakeout ending when it was just Luke and Burt in the house bickering with each other (probably the funniest moment of the season imo)
Is that too many moments? s3 had many great moments I don't even think this covers it all.
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No this is perfect. My memory can get fuzzy because of how many days there are in a season so this is exactly what I was looking for.
Don't say that shit man!
Alizarin Crimson
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Most of mine have been said already but I have to mention that Alex Stein using any excuse to tell all of the fish about Rekieta and Steel Toe Morning Show has gotta be up there for me. Another win for the toe!
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- Burt running into the room with a sword and shield to save Alex B from the ogre
- When Jobe was acting as Simbal he "gave away" Simbals immunity to Jobe and Sam loved it
- Vances elimination object bit
- The off-road RV ending
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This is such an overlooked moment in the show, Luke and Burt have insanely good chemistry. I was a little sad when we got Burt in the house post-season and later Luke but not at the same time.
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- Jobe stripping to his underwear and chasing Simbal
- Simbal during the disability challenge
- Prisoner X
- Jet impersonating Alex over the walkie talky
- Mizzy locked in that one room while Burt stared at her
- The boxing match where Burt screamed OUCH every time he got hit
- The elimination jewel
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He would let out a yelp whenever hit by anything like a fucking videogame character and it was hilarious
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I know someone already mentioned it but I don't think it can be overstated how crazy good the cell challenge was.
Right on the heels of the reveal, there was a real sense of fear amongst the contestants as they slowly realized how rough their situation was about to get. The filth in the room, laron and alexis's very obvious rising anxiety as the amenities slowly left the room, Burt's aberrant behavior finally wearing on everyone, smack's innocence being noticeably missing from the group dynamic, the TTS becoming hostile, the audience of losers gathered outside the door for as long as they could handle the smell.
All topped off by the showdown with the final three, which for a good while was a game of manipulation between binx and simbal to see who could get burt to attack the other first (before we knew burt wasn't able to fight at all, we assumed he'd be pretty dangerous) before it turned into a bizarrely emotional, disgusting wrestling match between a completely broken, half naked burt and the main villain of the show.
You couldn't ask for much more than that.
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Famous House:
- HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA
- The shitty mock interviews that they all did. Special shoutouts to the one Binx did where she started crying because it reminded her of her dead mom.
- The shitty fake scenes they tried to do. Really wished they kept that around as frequently once FT started proper.
- Remember the SSI. At that point Alex was way better than Burt in every possible way.
- The FH Episode 1 reveal where they didn't include Simbal in any of the footage.
- That shitty ChatGPT essay they had Simbal read that repeated the same 3-4 sentences throughout the entire thing.
- FT Reveal
Fishtank:
- The Cell. Completely blew my expectations away that it'd be the same shit from the last 2 seasons.
- Male Dating Experience/Burt's TTS Schizophrenia.
- Burt spending all of his winnings so far just to buy a prisoner just to have him not even be there for more than 2 hours.
- Meeting Xavier in the woods.
- Almost the entirety of Day 21.
Famous House 2.0:
- Burt getting his ass beat like a cartoon character.
- Alex
- The FT logo falling down.
RV Arc:
- Some indian dude asked Luke for directions or money and he flat out just said no.
- The ending.
Amongst other parts which I probably forgot.