Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Meat Target]

Andrew DOES have Autism and ADHD!

Even if you do (you don't, you are a fake), it's no excuse for your odious behavior. There are plenty of autistic people who don't shit themselves, poison their families, intentionally lay down in traffic, and waste other people's time.

Someone has probably died because 911 or crisis services was too busy dealing with your inane manbaby bullshit. You have no consideration for other people.

His behavior IS consistant with AUTISM AND ADHD.

I have both of those, and do not act like you. I have known multiple people with autism and ADHD. None of them act like you.

Your behavior is more in line with Eric Cartman Syndrome: you're a fat, self-centered, revolting, petulant, vindictive FAKER. You hear me? You fake.

The only people who cry about it are people who actually are bad or weird people, and they are afraid to get exposed.

Maybe denying him his rightful diagnosis is funny and gives you laughs but its the truth!

Wow! Everybody you run into hates you and doesn't wanna "hewwp"" you for no reason at all? Multiple hospitals, police departments, doctors, social workers etc. are just big bad meanies to poor widdle Andy for no reason at all?

I get no pleasure or laughs from you, except on the rare occasion that someone finally stops handling you with kid-gloves. Officer Bentley should've billyclubbed you upside the head.

 

[Blood Drenched Halo]

That was crisis services.

"AUTISM" phone background is a really nice touch

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I have both of those, and do not act like you. I have known multiple people with autism and ADHD. None of them act like you.

As a guy studying neuroscience and psychology this really makes me curious , how DO you act that is definitely different from Amdy? I know suffers and gaurdians of a disorder can naturally sniff out fakes from a mile away (especially with Diapey Drew over here) but without the extensive documentaries and the videos of evidence he's a massive faker what is the most obvious giveaway for you? Also really funny in his video where he fasely claims we bullied Chris down the sewer slide Amdy admits that most farmers are more likely than not neurotypical themselves lol.
@Null JAWWWWSHIEEE MAKE IT SO THAT WHEN YOU REPLY :autistic: TO @GeniusIQ200 'S POSTS IT READS
"NEUROTYPICAL" INSTEAD

 

[anliteralidiot]

Andrew DOES have Autism and ADHD!

Andy, you do not have autism.
You are fake.

Officer Bentley is my husband.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

How Amdy feels posting on his MalingererIQ80 account misleading the boolies on a wild goose chase

 

[Baroque]

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

 

[Meat Target]

As a guy studying neuroscience and psychology this really makes me curious , how DO you act that is definitely different from Amdy?

but without the extensive documentaries and the videos of evidence he's a massive faker what is the most obvious giveaway for you?

Because I'm also a functioning, well-adjusted member of society.

Regarding social awkwardness, I'm often slow to pick up on other people's emotions, body language, voice tone, etc. For example, if someone is angry or upset, it takes me longer than others to notice it, unless they're going completely apeshit.

With ADHD, I work best when I don't have distractions or interruptions, and I have to be intentional about getting started on a task.

Both conditions cause a litany of issues that, while not insurmountable, are still annoying hangups and hindrances.

On top of that, I don't get offended when people mock my eccentricities or say my conditions don't exist. The Encycolpedia Dramatica article on Ass Burgers gave me one of the hardest laughing fits of my life. I still have enough social graces to take a joke.

Andy, on the other hand, seems to have read that article and taken it as a literal guidebook on how to have "autism":

Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

It wouldn't be the first time a cow came here trying to correct the record and failing. Look at Bryan Dunn.

 

[Cornfed]

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

I could see it being a troll...but read it in Andy's voice. It sounds like something ripped out of his videos.
I'm still conflicted on if it is him, but it is WAY funnier if it is, so that is what I choose to believe.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

I don't see any clear motive besides the most retarded level of gayops thrill. It doesn't have any new info or effect the image of Andy in any way, this is exactly the sort of thing he would post. If it's a troll, it's a deeply autistic and retarded one who should probably get a more productive hobby, like ham radio or model dioramas.

 

[King Metalia]

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

Just let the rest of us have our fun please. The posts have been very entertaining today.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Nobody thinks this is actually Andy and not an obvious troll, right?

Some of the wording is a little too accurate, but I understand the concern.
However.

 

[Banquet Meal]

happen to have a humiliation kink

fascinating....face the wall please

 

[Lolcow_slaughter]

Poopsquatch should shack up with pamperchu. Think that should sort out everything and then there will be world peace

 

[The_Cranker]

Back after a long break. I'm not entirely convinced with whatever the fuck is going on here. It feels very theatrical. If it is real, and Andy confirms it in a video, then I don't know what to say. It just further solidifies that is existence is just fabricated personas and that his entire life revolves around using people to get his shit covered dick hard. Fuck you Andy

 

[The Un-Clit]

To be fair, Kiwis are actually pretty easy to troll, which is ironic since Kiwis are generally good at sniffing out gayops, but while the two are tangentially related, they aren't the same.

I'm leaning towards troll since the posting style shifted to pure Andyspeak once the first comment mentioning that it might be Andy appeared.

 

[Ilabelle21]

I think it was actually Mac and Cheese. He was afraid to do it himself and wanted them to walk him through the microwaving process lmao.

My mother was like this. Would wake you up in the middle of the night to show her how to use the microwave for the fifteenth time that week. (She knew perfectly well how to use it but just didn't want to stand around waiting for the food to get done). Incredible use of weaponized incompetence. I think that's why Andy fascinates me so much, because I see so much of her, in him, and it really puts a lot of what I had to endure into perspective.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

they sent them to me like that....i even wrote back and asked if i could get an unblurred version for a price, but nope..that is pretty much it. i was disappointed, to say that least. that said, i think everyone did a great job of editing them and making them entertaining, for sure. on their own, they make for very minimal entertainment.

There's no footage of his meltdown in the hospital? Other than the aftermath? I think it's between part three and four.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I think he needs to take a bus to Cali. I would love to see homeless Andy on Skid Row.

Take a bus to Jalisco Mexico and have him sit in the middle of the street in CJNG/La Familia territory. They'll give him something to really complain about, or they may "believe" him and use him as a drug mule until he eats out one cartel to the other one.

 

[Banquet Meal]

There's no footage of his meltdown in the hospital? Other than the aftermath? I think it's between part three and four.

i honestly cant remember. i posted all of the videos i got on here though. i know there is a part where the cops run down the hall and throw him against a wall because hes freaking out on a nurse or something

 

[A-Stump]

When Andy constantly begs for a tornado in newer videos, wtf is he talking about? The only thing I can think of are taquitos from Speedway but like...why the Hell would he be begging his dad who is far away for a gas station taquito?