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The Israeli Chief Rabbinate, represented by Rabbi Avi Kuzman, has presented an unusual demand to a company seeking to import kosher-for-Passover pizzas from abroad: Create a “mountain of cheese” in the center of the pizza. According to the Rabbinate, the goal is to physically differentiate the Passover pizza from a regular pizza consumed throughout the year.

The email exchange between the company and the rabbinate began with a request for kosher certification for a kosher-for-Passover pizza. There was no dispute about the pizza’s kosher status, but according to the Rabbinate, physical differentiation was required so that the Passover pizza would not resemble a regular pizza. The initial demand was to change the pizza’s shape from round to square or rectangular. Since this posed a challenge for the overseas manufacturer, which does not produce pizzas in any shape other than round, the Rabbinate proposed an alternative requirement.

In a letter sent from the Rabbinate to the importing company, the Rabbinate demanded that the center of the pizza must contain double the amount of yellow cheese, forming a shape reminiscent of a mountain.

The importer attempted to explain that this was impossible, as the pizza is packed in a box. Moreover, adding extra cheese would increase the cost by an additional 15% for the importer—on top of the already high expenses of kosher certification, sending rabbis to supervise production overseas, and their accommodations abroad, which alone are estimated to add 8%-10% to the product’s final price in Israel

According to the importer, the most absurd part is that the pizza in question is gluten-free—meaning it already contains no chametz (leavened ingredients). “Why does the Rabbinate require a shape change if the product packaging clearly states ‘Kosher for Passover under the supervision of the Chief Rabbinate,’ both on the front and back of the package?” the importer wondered.
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A Frankel’s Pesach Pizza without the square or cheese mountain requirements
Industry insiders suggest that one reason is that the Rabbinate holds a monopoly over kosher certification and can therefore continue tightening its regulations without restriction. The stricter regulations for baked goods began about two years ago when the Chief Rabbinate introduced a more rigid policy for Passover bakery products. This policy mandated the printing of “Kosher for Passover” on both the front and back of packaging—strictly as printed text on the packaging itself, not as an attached label.

Over the weekend, the Haaretz newspaper reported another demand from the Rabbinate. According to the report, an importer attempting to bring spices for the holiday was told that coriander, cumin, and cornmeal could not be imported, nor could products containing them. Another importer who wanted to bring in kosher-for-Passover soup almonds (mandlach) was informed that they could only be imported if they were ring-shaped rather than square.

Years ago, the same importer was required to ship gallons of orange food coloring abroad so that the manufacturer could dye kosher-for-Passover cornflakes orange. The reason? Simply marking the packaging as “Kosher for Passover” was deemed insufficient—the product itself had to be visually altered, a demand that significantly raised costs.

Traditional and observant consumers understandably want assurance that a product is kosher for Passover, but is it really necessary to change the product’s shape when it is already sealed in a package? The Chief Rabbinate responded that “everything is in accordance with Jewish law.” However, importers argue that these demands are bizarre, costly, and leave them with no recourse. “When we are forced to deal with these absurd requirements—like the ‘cheese mountain’ in the center of the pizza—consumers end up paying much more,” complain importers.

Importers also report that even when a product is certified kosher for Passover year-round by the Rabbinate, they are still required to make changes to its packaging and shape specifically for the holiday—without any clear justification. For example, gluten-free soup almonds that are kosher for Passover year-round must be changed from cube shapes to rings at the Rabbinate’s demand, even though the product’s composition remains unchanged. Additionally, packaging that already states “Kosher for Passover” year-round must undergo cosmetic changes.

According to importers, this flood of demands leads to extra costs—such as increased raw material expenses, modifications to production lines, and more—which inevitably get passed on to consumers. In other cases, importers give up entirely, reducing the availability of kosher-for-Passover products. This, in turn, results in a lack of variety at best—or a lack of competition, which drives prices even higher, at worst.
 
Why is corn syrup not kosher but cane sugar is?
See Bible: God said so and Jews still have to follow those rules. I think that was back in the Abraham days, but I'm not sure.

Jesus came along and told Christians they can eat whatever if they believe in him (his sacrifice on the cross, etc), including pork. That's why it's traditional to have a ham on Easter. Passover is So Over, LMAO.
 
Why is corn syrup not kosher but cane sugar is? They're both plant products.
I looked it up and basically there are certain categories of plant and sugar that are off limits, and because they're Jews, they need to make 100% sure that there's no whatever in the whatsis.

This gets fairly deep into the weeds.


The Star-K's website about checking for insects is down, but if I had to pick through broccoli to look for a bug before I ate it, I wouldn't eat a lot of broccoli.

It's a whole religion of autistics and obsessive-compulsives.

I'm surprised tendies aren't mentioned in the old testament.
 
Everyone knows Gentiles buy kosher food because a rabbi pressing a button that (ostensibly) turns on the oven guarantees superior quality bread.
That's why kosher symbols are tiny, unassuming and a confusing morass of nondescript symbols (lots of letters in boxes or other shapes) that would be a nightmare to navigate if a single person consumed based on said symbols.

At least the prominent حلال symbols demonstrate that Muslims choosing halal products is at least one of the main purposes of certification.

And yes, I realize we are discussing passover food, which is actually produced for Jewish consumers instead of being a money-making racket for rabbis.

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I looked it up and basically there are certain categories of plant and sugar that are off limits, and because they're Jews, they need to make 100% sure that there's no whatever in the whatsis.
To be clear, most kosher certification has nothing to do with OT food laws, and is a mix of rabbinical laws ("bishul/pat/halav yisrael," which means that Jews can't eat food goyim prepare, so a rabbi has to make a token contribution to the process) and completely pharasaic rituals like inspecting a tuna to confirm that it is indeed a fish and not a deformed shrimp.
 
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And yes, I realize we are discussing passover food, which is actually produced for Jewish consumers instead of being a money-making racket for rabbis.
Well, in fairness, it's still just a money-making racket for rabbis. It's just that for once it's self-parasitism rather than bleeding human hosts.
That's why kosher symbols are tiny, unassuming and a confusing morass of nondescript symbols (lots of letters in boxes or other shapes) that would be a nightmare to navigate if a single person consumed based on said symbols.
Fun fact- the jews themselves admit this was by design- although, amusingly, not because they recognized that it would alienate humans, but because food producers were afraid of alienating their human customers by openly admitting to paying the kosher tax.

In 1923, the Orthodox Union was standing over H.J. Heinz, offering to certify their beans for a fee. Heinz recognized, however, that printing some disgusting alien word like 'kosher' or 'kashrut' on their packaging would make many patriotic Americans realize that they'd sold out to the jews, and lose them more business than they could ever stand to gain by appeasing the parasites. Instead, Heinz marketing people suggested the 'sideways copyright symbol', Ⓤ for 'Orthodox Union', which would provide enough obsequiousness to the jews without waking up the mass of their American customers.
 
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Every year I have to spend a couple minutes clicking through slideshows on kosher and halal certification and it always pisses me off. The 'kosher' requirements are basically steam cleaning/sanitation of all vessels prior to receiving kosher products, but they never explain what makes those products 'kosher' in the first place. There's a lot of fucking dancing around the fact that some guy comes and takes a fat stack of cash and waves his arm over a bunch of stainless piping and pumps and shit and goes 'there, now it's God Approved'.

Halal stuff is even less informative. "Halal means 'permitted'" wow staggering info there Mr Narrator... we make vegetable oil, are we supposed to slit the throat of the seeds before crushing them???
 
Luckily, they're all shoved into the same aisle to make it easy to just bypass the lot of them. Except the grape juice, the kosher grape juice is actually pretty good.
Have you tried mixing grape juice 2:1 with guava juice? Guava is weird because it's not nice on its own but its delicious mixed with other stuff
 
Why is corn syrup not kosher but cane sugar is? They're both plant products.
Corn syrup is kosher but Ashkenazim have a custom not to eat corn or other kitniyot food during passover.


Essentially kitniyot are grains and other food that could be contaminated with wheat because they are processed in similar ways.


but they never explain what makes those products 'kosher' in the first place
What makes them kosher is that they are compromised of ingredients that are known to be kosher and are verified by a professional certifier. Essentially all synthetic chemicals are kosher by default as are all plants/plant derived chemicals. This excludes animal byproducts like gelatin (excepting fish gelatin).

A lot of processed food uses animal products derived from non kosher slaughtered cows and non kosher pigs. The certification essentially says that the organization can certify that nothing like that is in the food.


To be clear, most kosher certification has nothing to do with OT food laws, and is a mix of rabbinical laws ("bishul/pat/halav yisrael," which means that Jews can't eat food goyim prepare, so a rabbi has to make a token contribution to the process)
Kosher food laws are mostly in the oral Torah, so still OT. Can be any Jew, doesn't have to be a rabbi.

You can just buy Mexican coke though, and you don't pay the kosher tax and cut down on your intake of baby foreskins.
Still certified kosher
 
Kosher slaughter is less painful
kosher food is halal
If kosher meat is halal, then it isn't less painful to the slaughtered animals in the slightest. Normally slaughtered meat in this country is stunned before exsanguination so that the animal is unconscious during the process. Halal meat cannot be stunned, and thus the animals are conscious and in pain as they bleed out. It's a very barbaric practice.
 
Isn't goyslop for goys? Can't you niggers eat something healthy and homecooked for your religious holiday?
Ironically I think the Jews made the goyslop addictive for the goy but got addicted to it themselves.

Also kosher laws will never stop being fucking retarded because somehow sugar is kosher but pork and shrimp aren’t?
 
theres also no "magic spell" it's checking that each ingredient is kosher.
Objectively false. Ever seen a rabbi's retarded ritual during kosherization? They literally go around to every place they can, wave their arms, say their dumb chants, and get paid for the ridiculousness of it all. To top it off, they have the option to charge a fee for each item they declare Kosher, so it's a completely arbitrary grift, that varies depending on how greedy the jew in charge of it is that particular day.
Kosher is one arm of the Jewish victim industry that attempts to use guilt to siphon concessions, financial and otherwise.
There are arms of it that don't?
No one is required to have kosher certification in the food industry. Pretty much no major restaurant chain is kosher. Companies choose to have their food certified to open up to the Jewish market.



If this wasn't unique it wouldn't be news, the Rabbinate is being ridiculous.



Where's the guilt in companies choosing to be certified kosher? The majority of food in the US isn't kosher. You're so stuck on the idea of Jews screwing you over that you're complaining about something that doesn't actually affect you.
We're stuck on the idea because it's the fucking truth. Jews use various loopholes and "tricks" to get around their prehistoric phobias, and expect everyone else to play along with it. You're literally using the exact same arguments that troons use so they can molest kids without consequences. But instead of fucking underage children, jews are fucking everyone from a financial perspective.
 
Ever seen a rabbi's retarded ritual during kosherization? They literally go around to every place they can, wave their arms, say their dumb chants, and get paid for the ridiculousness of it all.
Kosher has nothing to do with blessing the food. Common misconception. I've worked in kosher restaurants as the mashgiach, I didn't bless shit lol.


To top it off, they have the option to charge a fee for each item they declare Kosher, so it's a completely arbitrary grift, that varies depending on how greedy the jew in charge of it is that particular day.
Id assume they would have a contract stipulating all these things.
 
On topic, having a visual way to differentiate between the types is pretty smart way of doing things
Not really, because as the article observes the pizza is sealed inside a box that says "kosher for passover under supervision of the chief rabbinate" on it. Specifically printed on both sides of the box, not just a sticker.

What we're witnessing here is that the Chief Rabbinate is probably made up of the sort of men who've never worked and just spend their time studying Jewish law. Their entire education from their bar mitzvah onwards has encouraged them to dig into extremely remote edge cases in halacha espoused by obscure 14th century rabbis, and then reading the next 5 centuries of other rabbis arguing over it - while getting absolutely no real world experience whatsoever.

Thus the Rabbi Avi Kuzman approached this situation thinking "ah but what if there was a mistake in the factory and a non kosher pizza accidentally ended up packaged in the kosher box, and a machmir commits an aveirah by eating the non kosher pizza during pesach? Truly we should implement chumrot to prevent this from happening, such as by making the pizza square and adding a mountain of cheese, so that we can be assured the pizza in the box is truly kosher for pesach!". This sort of thinking is exactly what a kollel would train for, missing the fact that a gluten free factory isn't going to have any gluten containing products anywhere in it, and also the very obvious issues with attempting to customise pizzas in the way described.
 
Kosher food laws are mostly in the oral Torah, so still OT. Can be any Jew, doesn't have to be a rabbi.
"The Old Testament" in common parlance refers to the Scriptures of the Old Covenant, and nobody who accepts the premise behind the term "Old Testament" believes rabbinic traditions and laws were ever part of the Mosaic Covenant.

And as you essentially alluded to earlier, just as with all Judaism, the laws based off laws based off laws ("fences") get so far removed from the actual law as to bear no real resemblance to an actual OT commandment.
 
I'm not quite sure who is jewing who any longer...

the center of the pizza must contain double the amount of yellow cheese, forming a shape reminiscent of a mountain.

Yellow? What kind of fucking cheese are they putting on their pizza? No cheese I put on my pizza is ever "Yellow"

the Rabbinate is being ridiculous.

I think most people would agree that asking for ring shaped almonds for soup is fucking ridiculous.
 
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