"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[The Backwards Man]

Attention MATI audience:

All true crime enjoyers are advised to watch this video. All racists against basketball americans are advised to watch this video. That is all.

The fact that she's screaming in the back of the squadcar knowing that nobody is listening is proof that blacks have no internal monologue.

Also, dat gunt doe

 

[DavidS877]

What was the tool Josh showed off late last year, that would take an article and use an AI to convert it to a podcast? Sounded neat and wanted to have something educational to listen to on a long drive and cannot find the episode.

NotebookLM I think is what you're asking about.

 

[Berrakh]

Me checking on my favorite thread (the loudest and most terminally single sex/relationship experts have taken over).

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Tbh even married people give bad advice. The best advice is pretty broad (“be yourself” + have hobbies) and the worst “advice” routinely ignores the norm of assortive mating (where people end up with people like themselves, or a little better/worse).

Ethan Ralph is the poster child for this problem. Every woman besides maybe Nora was a loser and so he projected his contempt for the sex. And he definitely had advice he’d dole out.

The online advice industry for men is very similar to Hot Investing Tips which attract people with little to lose but a lot to gain, and in fact there’s massive overlap between indulging it and shady crypto schemes (there are PUAs/influencers who blend their naive audiences). “Just date young women” is one example. Those relationships are prone to failure and always transactional, but appeal to guys who missed young love themselves.

For women the same industry is more like therapy, but even less results-driven. A lot of affirmations and sympathy but little concrete action. Both resemble Sympathetic Magic more than data-driven approaches to the problem. The data-driven approach would be “use your school time wisely and focus on having a social circle” but the rest will reflect your own nature because you can’t fake affection and can’t choose your type.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

The fact that she's screaming in the back of the squadcar knowing that nobody is listening is proof that blacks have no internal monologue.

I have lost half a day to these bodycam videos and have come to some conclusions about women.

1. Every woman on the planet needs to pee the moment they are in handcuffs.
2. A smartphone is an organ, without which they will die.
3. Authority is to heckled, but pain is obeyed.
4. The 'five stages of grief' are actually 'the five stages of a woman in trouble.'

Maybe I'm not a lolcow guy after all... maybe I'm a 'people trying to lie their way out of jail and failing miserably' kind of guy.

 

[I'm a Silly]

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Way to backpedal, (((my guy))).

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Kiwifarms mentioned at 38:00

If you were drawn to the video by the thumbnail and wanted the provenance like one commenter, both VK and Pinterest believe it is here. Still, this piece has all the hallmarks of AI [uncanny anatomy, textural artifacts] and even on the ig comment column one can scroll down to see others questioning it. Most obviously this is a desaturated/B&W variant. Just posting this in case it saves anyone some time, or in case anyone has a better source.

 

[Gregis]

Clips (God of Puke)
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That's disgusting. The second time is insane, this stream of puke comes out and somehow immediately afterwards he manages to say "ok" in response to bottom guy. I had to rewatch several times to make sense of it, it's definitely him talking, right guy doesn't open his mouth and puke man's lips move in sync with the syllables. How the fuck do you let loose a stream of vomit and then casually continue a conversation? Did he puke in his mouth earlier and then he quickly evacuated it down his shirt before he had to talk?

As a person who lives in the southwest Jewsh saying we could give New Mexico and southern california to Mexico personally offends me. Thats like saying we could "just" give Maine and New England to Canada because its basically Canada anyway. Or we could "just" just give parts of Florida to Cuba because its just worthless swamp land anyway. Or we could just give Kansas to Mongolia because its mostly empty and we don't really need it. Thats FUCKIN retarded. I demand a full Joosh retraction and I as a person who owns a copy of Soundtracks for the Blind signed by Michael Gira will forgive the whole "THE SWANS BY THE SEER" thing

It's some very nice real estate; that's why it's full of impractical, entitled morons. The biggest saving grace of California hippies (and arguably a conservative impulse) is their unrepentant NIMBYism in the face of progress; things like refusing to put proper travel accommodations like bathrooms along big stretches of the Pacific Coast Highway (Hwy 1) because they understand more people would just ruin anything good about it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Kiwifarms mentioned at 38:00

Can't believe Sneeder Leader ended up losing out to a Satanic granny knitting community for worst Internet community.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Sorry if this was previously known but it appears Brittany Venti might be fucking PREGNANT.



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*Edit - If it's fake and gay I will wear my trash cans, puzzle pieces, and tophats with PRIDE.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Daily reminder Your Name has a plot point where the main character has to drink sake fermented with underage shrine maiden saliva in order to time travel.

Isn't this one of the most acclaimed animes of the last decade or something? Like I remember it got a theatrical release in the US didn't it?

"BROO NULL JUST LISTENED TO 4CHANS RECOMMENDATIONS THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T LIKE ANIME"

 

[Castoreum]

Isn't this one of the most acclaimed animes of the last decade or something? Like I remember it got a theatrical release in the US didn't it?

"BROO NULL JUST LISTENED TO 4CHANS RECOMMENDATIONS THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T LIKE ANIME"

Yeah. It had a theatrical release. I only heard about it because my normie coworkers kept recommending it to me. They knew I watched a little anime and thought it was the best thing ever, so I gave it a shot. It's absolute trite run-of-the-mill anime dogshit with a gorillion dollar budget. For some reason, people are just unable to realize that 40-50+ year old men are writing about a teenage self-insert lusting over little girls.

Null had a segment a few MATIs ago showing an article where the director was arrested for CP offenses, which comes as no surprise to people who pay attention to what they're actually watching.

 

[Tiberius44bc!]

Matrix.org is out of money and need 100k by the end of march or they will have to shut down hosting. They use more than 100k a month and are set to be negative more than half a million dollars this year. We're at a crossroads

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sorry if this is previously know in but it appears Brittany Venti might be fucking PREGNANT.

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She's not, you can literally see through the fabric that she just stuck something under her shirt. Woman wins again by trolling you guillible fools.

 

[Haramburger]

elon had 'what did you do this week' emails sent out to government workers and people are absolutely losing their shit over it

kek, imagine not be able to or willing to explain your workflow and value to the team/org in a simple 15 second elevator pitch. I wish Elon would clean out individual state DMVs next, it shouldn't take so fucking long to do anything with your goddamn car when kiosks have shouldered much of the burden.

Attention MATI audience:

All true crime enjoyers are advised to watch this video. All racists against basketball americans are advised to watch this video. That is all.

Lived something similar, a black neighbor's car tags were out of date, and he paid a different black friend of his to "fix" the situation which was him stealing MY car tag off my plate, to put on his car. My car got towed out of the apartment I was in at the time for not having a valid tag. I get my car back and look at all the cars in the lot looking for my sticker, find it. Call the cops, not knowing whose car it is, but the cops can see my plate number on the sticker, it doesn't match his vehicle, they look him up, door knock, drama. He goes to jail overnight because legally it's a significant theft. I ultimately didn't press charges because I kind of liked the neighbor but they were absolute chimps to the officers and then when the gravity of the law hits them, they at least act weepy and remorseful. The thief(if he was real) was never identified or charged. I was out a couple hundred bucks getting my car out of impound, he was out a few hundred bucks for bail I think. It was a massive waste of everyone's time and money, and nobody was happy.

There's definitely value is watching stuff like this. It's real easy to interact with police. These are people raised without authority figures, or authority figures that are rarely present and probably just smack the fuck out of them but are otherwise absent 99% of the time.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

kek, imagine not be able to or willing to explain your workflow and value to the team/org in a simple 15 second elevator pitch. I wish Elon would clean out individual state DMVs next, it shouldn't take so fucking long to do anything with your goddamn car when kiosks have shouldered much of the burden.

The DMV in my area is pretty great. I was doing a title transfer recently and was done in under half an hour. The speedy service was likely thanks to the white lady helping me. The obvious conclusion is we need to get the blacks out of government work.

 

[Castoreum]

I don't even know what that is. You are unhinged. I wasn't defending Your Name, I literally said it has degenerate moments. I just think the "degeneracy" that you tried to highlight was a terrible example and made your point weaker.

Then what are you trying to say? Because that sounded like a defense. Taking what I said, which is literally what happens in the movie, and implying it's a bad faith "interpretation" when you know that old men are behind not only the script, but also the literal hundreds drawings of children groping themselves, and acting like it's okay because hurr durr in the context of the film the MC is also a child is insane.

Me criticizing Your Name for being pedophilic (because it is) doesn't make me anti-anime. Any adult writing any content about children lusting over one another or having sex is making pedophilic content no matter where it's from.

 

[Null]

As I eat my smoked oysters (unexpectedly very good) I am contemplating making an email account of something like karen.wichowky@facebookmail.com and emailing random companies with interracial families in marketing media inquiring innocently if white people are allowed to use their products (we respect racial safe spaces for Black, Brown, Indigenious, and Sexual minority Folx and don't want to intrude on it by using their exclusive products)

 

[Haramburger]

As I eat my smoked oysters (unexpectedly very good) I am contemplating making an email account of something like karen.wichowky@facebookmail.com and emailing random companies with interracial families in marketing media inquiring innocently if white people are allowed to use their products (we respect racial safe spaces for Black, Brown, Indigenious, and Sexual minority Folx and don't want to intrude on it by using their exclusive products)

Might be good stream content if you get replies, even automated or partially automated ones. Include your physical mailing address for business, you often get free samples sent to placate you for bothering to take the time to write in. "We at Ritz® Crackers appreciate your concern about our marketing strategy but do indeed make crackers for ALL people, please enjoy the box we've sent to Kentucky for you!"

If you include your xitter you might also get funny interactions with their social media team as they are forced to work an actual case for you. You can reconcile the xjosh name by saying its your husband or son and you don't use that platform, but they would be willing to continue the conflict resolution for you.

 

[evilsponge]

As I eat my smoked oysters (unexpectedly very good) I am contemplating making an email account of something like karen.wichowky@facebookmail.com and emailing random companies with interracial families in marketing media inquiring innocently if white people are allowed to use their products (we respect racial safe spaces for Black, Brown, Indigenious, and Sexual minority Folx and don't want to intrude on it by using their exclusive products)

Pondering race relations over some lil smokies

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

black friend of his to "fix" the situation which was him stealing MY car tag off my plate, to put on his car

Is it not common practice to score your registration stickers with a razor blade? I work in a very white-trash dense area, and everyone scores their stickers to prevent registration thieft.

 

[CircusCat]

@Null There's an episode of MATI where you gave a recommendation for a great mic to use for streaming. I can't remember exactly when though. Do you remember the mic?