🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

 

[I Am Not Really]

imho some other gold moments not yet mentioned:
- Sam repeatedly driving over sand dunes with the RV, shaking Burt around with Ben giggling https://x.com/amorphous714/status/1865552030103969867
- Simbal sticker in the toilet bowl https://x.com/pack0cigz/status/1864603093314199956
- Ben's sudden crude excursion about not wanting to work at Maccie Ds again https://fishtank.live/clip/156519
- Prisoner's 3 awkward woman story with Alex clapping for him https://youtu.be/pzBVpBpsVDw?si=3PU8OM-3F2GqdOjN&t=938
- Alex's intro to the other Fishes at the bar, telling them about the monkey's with everyone exchanging glances https://youtu.be/bbiPyPk725U?si=pTbwvbGEZHVf49_n&t=114

 

[Aidan]

Could you guys help me out with something? I need everyone's favorite moments from season 3. I'm trying to compile a list of best moments. Here are mine in no particular order:

1. The initial TTS interaction between production and Burt where they purposely would use it only when Burt was alone.
2. Burt "discovering" Sam is Jewish and how he suspected it all along because of his obsession with money.
3. Luke begging for money in the streets of Vegas and running past an Indian grubhub driver asking him for help and just saying "NOPE".
4. Burt reverse hassling Frank by sniffing his boots while he's asleep.
5. Trolls calling the reception of the hotel they are at asking for Marky
6. The entire confessional room interaction between Alex Stein and Burt

• Alex being dramatic when he thought he might get eliminated
• Sam talking to Alex in the confessional when he thought it was over because he said nigger
• Early Burt and "computer" interactions
• Alex Stein freaking out in the confessional as the producer
• Stein messing with Burt in the confessional

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

I like the moment when Luke taught Burt to be hood, a lesson that he obviously forget after he met Frank to make his documentary.

I also like the moment when Jobe burns his baby for alcohol.

 

[Blackstar]

• Alex Stein freaking out in the confessional as the producer
• Stein messing with Burt in the confessional

This was easily his best performance across all seasons:

He even almost made them break!

The Trump stuff was hilarious

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

- Some indian dude asked Luke for directions or money and he flat out just said no.

 

[Mentos]

We've entered an accursed era, the Burt x IP2 crossovers have begun.
Burt was streaming earlier with IP2 streamer One Sonic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECgF8DLK5zc

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Spoiler: Male Dating Experience

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I don't want to imagine what OneSonic is going to feel like when the booze wears off. OUGH.

 

[>-Ack!]

is a crazy alternate universe where they vote Burt out instead of Simbal because they definitely tossed out the idea.

i can't even imagine how mindboggingly boring the show would get with that, we are talking here about a very potential binx simp win, wich would be atrocious, specially because the hardcore MDE fans wouldn't want the pajeet to win

 

[Sicko Hunter]

- The shitty mock interviews that they all did. Special shoutouts to the one Binx did where she started crying because it reminded her of her dead mom.

What was that hilariously cheesy line Sam got everyone to say in confessional? Something along the lines of "Mama, I made it! No, WE made it!" but it was somehow even funnier.

 

[HexFag]

What was that hilariously cheesy line Sam got everyone to say in confessional? Something along the lines of "Mama, I made it! No, WE made it!" but it was somehow even funnier.

"Mama I made it, no WE made it" *breaks into tears*

Starts at the 10 minute mark.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

all of r/fishtank gonna be turning out for this one

Well it is a literal circlejerk. It has reddit's name written all over it.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Basedmew]

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i read that second sentence like rolf from ed edd n eddy. jon should really stick to letting his faggot ass cokehead handler write for him like he does on twitter.

 

[retard strength II]

Another good moment was Jobe going after the black baby doll, especially when one of the FH2.0 black Aunties of course asks "why the black one?" and he just deadpan replies "cuz I'm racist".

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Could you guys help me out with something? I need everyone's favorite moments from season 3. I'm trying to compile a list of best moments. Here are mine in no particular order:

goldburt saga or ball brothers (but i mostly enjoyed it cause i watched it with fishchat)

Another good moment was Jobe going after the black baby doll, especially when one of the FH2.0 black Aunties of course asks "why the black one?" and he just deadpan replies "cuz I'm racist".

GIMME DAT BLACK BABY

 

[anliteralidiot]

Another good moment was Jobe going after the black baby doll, especially when one of the FH2.0 black Aunties of course asks "why the black one?" and he just deadpan replies "cuz I'm racist".

lmao and Star worrying about hers, "oh Lord... Not my black baby..."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but the entire saga of Furt along with Frank breaking up with Burt was some of the most kino shit I've ever watched. I remember watching it live and thinking I was watching a fucked up version of a soap opera.

alex b's face when G told him that black people approved him saying nigga

TTS: "Mizzy how tight is your pussy (or something)"
Mizzy: "my pussy is very tight"
Burt: "oh, that's interesting"
Mizzy: "Oh Mah Gawd Shut up Burt!"

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

ADL is in shambles. One of Jon's production member just had a meltdown and told everyone to clean the rented AirBnB lodge. Shadi is currently searching for the cheapest cleaning service because nobody in the house want to clean the lodge.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

ADL is in shambles. One of Jon's production member just had a meltdown and told everyone to clean the rented AirBnB lodge. Shadi is currently searching for the cheapest cleaning service because nobody in the house want to clean the lodge.
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It's also worth mentioning that ADL is also down to 74 viewers. You know it's nontent when Luke and Maejok fucking around in the S3 yard brings in triple that.

 

[burkinoff]

if luke lasted longer in the beginning of season 3, he would've been one of the best contestants fishtank has seen.