🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And now we're all alone again. It's funny watching the crew get blasted with TTS and SFX while they're working on the house. Turning the cameras back on was a good call and a W for Jet.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

He is not "holding an event" Ny Jacks is an event that he will be at.

Ny Jacks is an event that has been going on for 45 years. https://nyjacks.com/

jesus christ
Just touching and kissing, guys- No penetration at this party.


is it just me or would it be less gay if they were actually just buttfucking each other?

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Burt is holding an event at a group masturbation club
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"Daddy Burt will be at NY Jacks today from 4–6 PM EST for an all-male event with 50+ dudes burting off together in Midtown Manhattan, NYC. Next stop: The Monster, a gay bar in the West Village, from 7–9 PM. If you’re in the area, feel free to stop by! NYJacks.com - $40 admission charge Still less gay than Jon’s ADL nonsense."

https://archive.ph/mapoF

all of r/fishtank gonna be turning out for this one

 

[BullfrogBill]

Having Hassle immediately target Alex B after his wife is probably the most damaging thing to happen to season 3.

Nah, fuck Alex B. He deserved to be Hassled out of the house more than anyone. There was already 3 more content makers in the house, the content didn't dry up because of Alex, his schtick was getting old, and I couldn't look at him anymore without wanting to puke after the ogre incident. It would essentially be TJ 2.0 if they didn't kick Alex B out soon after the ogre incident, Sam straight up told Alex B to his face right after the fact that the winner isn't going to be someone huffing latina BBW farts.

Everything that happened to Alex was good for the show, including Frank targeting him relentlessly and Alex quitting.

The only good things that came out of FH 2 were the fights. The Binx vs. Burt mean girl fight in the kitchen where she pelted him with food stuff and made him cry, I don't have videos of that.

I thought the Binx and Burt thing with the eggs in the kitchen was one of the lowest points in s3. Binx was in desperation mode trying to recover from the nonstop hate TTS she was getting about the Brandon situation and this was the start of her playing this up to extremely cringe results. Like when she was throwing the eggs at Burt saying "THINK OF THE CHILDREN BURT!!!" she was actually making fun of the audience for not liking pedophilia. She then continued to lean into being a genuinely destructive liar towards the men, things like lying about Kuwait trying to hit and rape her in an attempt to get him kicked. Payton loved to do this too but Binx turned it to 11 during FH 2.0 and it was miserable. Binx is such a thot that she doesn't seem to understand that kind of shit isn't funny, it's worrying and frustrating and actually sucks the fun out of the show, but then again I actually think she was doing this as revenge for the audience not liking pedophilia as that seemed to bother her big time. She should have been more honest and creative about messing with the FH2.0 cast instead of acting like a typical cringe thot.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Hail to the content king.

 

[>-Ack!]

Contestant degeneracy has to have peaked with Burt, this is actually fucked.

its weird because i agree with you, but the show's degeneracy peaked with S2 to me, some of the artist guys stuff like the bathroom cameras, all the body fluids, the porn stars in the house, frank and tayleigh and the pissing yourself challenge were downright unbelievable.
hassle shoving the vagina goo stained panties into the camera is probally the most degenerate thing that happened in the show

 

[BullfrogBill]

hassle shoving the vagina goo stained panties into the camera is probally the most degenerate thing that happened in the show

Frank's hands were tied, there's no way you notice Tay's panties being THAT soiled and vile and not show the camera that shit. It was important that the audience knew about it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY GAYS!"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Just touching and kissing, guys- No penetration at this party.

i find it funnier that they offer student discounts

 

[>-Ack!]

Frank's hands were tied, there's no way you notice Tay's panties being THAT soiled and vile and not show the camera that shit. It was important that the audience knew about it.

yeah but holy fuck i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw the clip, thats so much more pornographic than the fatty air blower thing that got jackie kicked out

 

[Aidan]

i find it funnier that they offer student discounts

When they were in Vegas someone mentioned some gay club there that allowed 18 year old guys in free. It's the same thing.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

When they were in Vegas someone mentioned some gay club there that allowed 18 year old guys in free. It's the same thing.

What a horrifying thing with zero underlying undertones

 

[Sicko Hunter]

it's still amazing how many people call Famous House 2.0 what ruined the season when there was so much amazing content in those couple of days. Maybe it burnt out too quick, but it was definitely the most entertaining the show had ever been in the last two weeks of a run.

Totally agree with you. I really enjoyed famous house 2.0 and it had no impact on my overall opinion of the season. Literally within the first two days we got Luke an all time favorite Fish back in the house and Alex Stein freaking out Burt in the confessional room like why were people so upset? The show was still going swimmingly.

I also thought Tony and the big Greek guy (was he Greek or some kind of middle eastern?) were a hilarious duo.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Shoutout to the handful of people who check on ADL and give us screenshots like this.

Shadi appears to be taking a stand against Kanye.

 

[Aidan]

I also thought Tony and the big Greek guy (was he Greek or some kind of middle eastern?) were a hilarious duo.

Persian but it's funnier to call him Greek because it'd piss him off.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Still disappointed they didn't just give him the 50k as a signing bonus + relocation from Florida, him and Jobe were genuinely the real carries of the show.

I really enjoyed famous house 2.0 and it had no impact on my overall opinion of the season.

Agreed big time, I appreciate that they were willing to experiment with stuff even if it went bad. I think FH 2.0 also did a good job at painting how unlikable Simbal and Burt were, both managed to creep out the new people within the hour of them coming in and there is a crazy alternate universe where they vote Burt out instead of Simbal because they definitely tossed out the idea.

 

[joker jimmy]

Seems like a lot of problems with Fishtank come from Sam being unable to put aside his chuddy father figure stuff. Alex being pushed out was unreal. Sam telling him that his protege wouldn’t huff BBW Latino farts as if that’s not the exact kind of freak that SHOULD be on the show. Same thing with trying to “improve” TJ, blowing up FH2.0 over Brandon, even not paying Burt. He needs to virtue signal to the ten remaining 4chan era MDE fans and it gets in the way of content

 

[milhouse1776]

I'm gonna audition for fishtank. Just got this sick new hat and I think I'll be a good fit for Season 4.

 

[Marche]

Sam telling him that his protege wouldn’t huff BBW Latino farts as if that’s not the exact kind of freak that SHOULD be on the show.

But the entire point of famous house was to become Sams protege, that was the script.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Alex being pushed out was unreal.

Alex only left because Connor left.
He was too cowardly to leave on his own. He was too cowardly to listen to everyone telling him his wife was a monster.
He was too cowardly for fishtank.