Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Sperg Spectating said:
Oh yeah, some retard named @hothead wanted me to post this.
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I was just starting to think he was more funny than retarded, then he goes and pushes the scale towards retard. Zoey needs to find herself a nice well adjusted dude from her real life, not some homeschooled retard from a gossip site. I'd honestly rather hear about what she wants to stick inside of her than to hear she's dating some retard. To be clear, I don't want to hear about what she's sticking inside of her. Unless it's food, in her mouth, I've got plenty of time to read about her feelings on foods.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
I'd argue that she should probably get through her own traumas and various issues before getting into any relationships,
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True, with luck her group theraphy is teaching her both how deal with those things and the fact that she still has a long way to go before getting into such a serious commitment with someone
 
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I think Zoey may have suffered a burn

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Schizoid Wife said:
Zoo-zoo, stop playing with lighters, you aumiistic retard.
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It may be a cooking burn, as it is lunchtime in Florida. Either she was boiling water and it spilled, falling on her leg, or she was frying something and the oil jumped out of the pan and landed on her leg
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
It may be a cooking burn, as it is lunchtime in Florida. Either she was boiling water and it spilled, falling on her leg, or she was frying something and the oil jumped out of the pan and landed on her leg
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Honestly, I’d be surprised if she has the cooking skill to do either of those things. More likely she made a microwaveable meal and placed it on her legs while it was still hot.
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
It may be an cooking burn, as it is lunchtime in Florida. Either she was boiling water and it spilled, falling on her leg, or she was frying something and the oil jumped out of the pan and landed on her leg
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Could be, my first thought was the lighters because our retard has a history with those, but you make a fair point.
 
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So is Zoey about to turn into the 2020's urban legend of the frozen hot dog girl?
 
CallmeCicada said:
That's right, no more bright ideas.
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Just dumb ideas instead.

For example: the best way to cook ramen is in a metal pot in the microwave. It drastically shortens the amount of time you have to cook your ramen and makes it taste much better.

I actually had someone do this is the dorm when I was in college. I kept smelling something weird in the common area, went to look and some retard but a metal pot in the microwave to cook ramen. He had a pajeet skin tone so I thought maybe he was a foreign student but no, he was not. He was just stupid.
 
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