Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Aaron knows enough background information about Kayla that they can ask very specific questions about Kayla that could undermine the states claim of expected privacy.
Aaron's enough of a cuck and fuck up that he'd deliberately self sabotage his testimony as a selfless self sacrifice to save his beloved Kayla from further public shame (she never loved him, she just wanted him to give her his share of the pills)
 
I can't get over how he's not even really bothering to pretend this is about defending his wife's honor. Faggot needs a PR person or something. A real one. Not a unpaid trailer park retard like Grifty.

There's no faux "Look at how his bastard hurt my wife!"

Instead, it's "Hurr durr... Aaron ate my goo."

Of course this is vengeance against his former homosexual lover. Everything Nick has said and done points in that direction.
Classic covert narcissism.
 
Nick is a textbook Cluster B disordered fucktard. He survives daily on drama. A lot of people do not understand that these people with high narcissistic traits in the spectrum need constant ego supply to survive, and it can be good or bad. So him knowing this thread is over 8.000 posts now makes him feel important even if it's constantly shitting on him. Once people stop giving a shit about his life he'll just be a rural Minnesota nobody again. His reputation, and his lawtube career are ruined. He has a pilled out busted out whore of a wife, and kids in the way of his true mid life desires and fantasies. He really should just drive the Rustang off a cliff, and show all of us incel prude farmers what being in complete control of one's destiny is all about.
 
Nick is a textbook Cluster B disordered fucktard. He survives daily on drama. A lot of people do not understand that these people with high narcissistic traits in the spectrum need constant ego supply to survive, and it can be good or bad. So him knowing this thread is over 8.000 posts now makes him feel important even if it's constantly shitting on him. Once people stop giving a shit about his life he'll just be a rural Minnesota nobody again. His reputation, and his lawtube career are ruined. He has a pilled out busted out whore of a wife, and kids in the way of his true mid life desires and fantasies. He really should just drive the Rustang off a cliff, and show all of us incel prude farmers what being in complete control of one's destiny is all about.
Many such cases in his age group in the terminally online sphere. A normal person would be led to wonder why anyone would want to live in the midst of constant conflict and drama, but to the narc all attention is the same and to be desired. And negative attention is much easier to sustain in the long term for the least amount of effort.
 
He already said that Kayla does not want to testify, but she will likely be served a subpoena anyway, because this case is all about her, her habit of sharing nudes and how much privacy she can expect.
She's been served a subpoena according to Nick. The PrettyAntisocial girls clipped themselves for the "breaking news". The full stream is from Feb. 19.

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Kayla and Nick's subpoenas are not yet on MCRO (Geno, Keanu, and April's are). Hers may be under seal for some victim's privacy rule.
 
Aaron's enough of a cuck and fuck up that he'd deliberately self sabotage his testimony as a selfless self sacrifice to save his beloved Kayla from further public shame (she never loved him, she just wanted him to give her his share of the pills)
At one point, Aaron speculated that Kayla was Balldoman's Ghislaine Maxwell, his madame to keep Aaron occupied while Nick made off with April. IDK, I don't know they have enough braincells between the lot for that to be true, but Kayla sure was seeming to be manipulative in the comms we have seen between her and Aaron.
 
He can't, that's prescription Galaxy Gas. In his current emaciated state he'll blow away in the wind if he doesn't ballast himself with heavier-than-air gases at all times.
You couldn't tell cause he already sounds like a high pitched faggot.
Yeah, but the autoerotic hypoxia could help him with his ED.
 
I find it extremely unlikely that Kayla wants to be pursuing this criminal case against Aaron. Whereas for Nick it’s probably one of the few things that gets his dick hard these days. The fact he can’t see how these public revelations have exposed her to even more humiliation and loss of dignity — completely avoidably — says a lot about his mental and spiritual state.
Because Nick (like Aaron in this regard) barely sees his wife as a partner, and sees her more of just a piece of ass to show off to fellow coomers for coomcred.
 
Any decent PR pro or firm would tell him to STFU, among other advice that Nick would never take.
An exceptional PR team would come to the conclusion that the only way to improve Nick's image would be to stage his accidental suicide by autoerotic asphyxiation. Depending on whether or not said PR firm has worked for the Clintons before they'd either refuse to take his money or deploy their full range of services, sneak in at night and black bag him while Kayla watches DS9 and do the deed in a cheap motel.
 
At one point, Aaron speculated that Kayla was Balldoman's Ghislaine Maxwell, his madame to keep Aaron occupied while Nick made off with April. IDK, I don't know they have enough braincells between the lot for that to be true, but Kayla sure was seeming to be manipulative in the comms we have seen between her and Aaron.
The Pawverbs scandal was secretly a clever ruse to distract Aaron with Biblical wisdom for dog lovers.
 
At one point, Aaron speculated that Kayla was Balldoman's Ghislaine Maxwell, his madame to keep Aaron occupied while Nick made off with April. IDK, I don't know they have enough braincells between the lot for that to be true, but Kayla sure was seeming to be manipulative in the comms we have seen between her and Aaron.
If she was I doubt it was with her full understanding, Nick is extremely manipulative and I'd attribute Kayla's fucked mental state to either be pre-existing mental illness that he uses to get what he wants, or she's been through 20 years of Balldo mind games and just lives in a fugue state of pills and Star Trek. Probably a little of both. She's certainly manipulative but the fact that Nick always seems to end up getting his way is kind of telling.

Given how Nick obssesses relentlessly over anyone who even minorly slights him and exposes their vulnerabilities in the most vicious ways, trying to leave a relationship with him sounds like a nightmare. He would Ralph out so hard with revenge porn, dumping every single explicit detail, etc. Kayla is a terrible mother and should be ashamed, but Nick is a monster and the games he puts his family through must be appalling behind closed doors.
 
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Nick praising his exceptional kids, good grades and all, despite what he's done to them is par for the course for this kind of deluded parent.
What else can he say but: “They’re exceptional and get good grades!”

He clearly detests spending time with them, so quarterly grade report is just about what he knows.

(Notice how we never hear: “My son is really into X book!” Or “My daughter wants to play volleyball!”)

And the “exceptional” part is just par for the course for a narc. His kids serve little purpose except reflecting positively on himself.
 
This is why I believe Nick is sperging about the topic so much recently.
He repeatedly claimed they had Aaron "dead to rights", but I think he was trying to talk Aaron into believing that, because an actual trial is an absolute disaster for Nick.
Even a tard like Aaron knows that if Nick Rekieta says something about the law, it's wrong.
 
Aaron's trial with Nick, Kayla, April, Keanu and Geno attending as witnesses sounds like an interesting lolcow trial. Wonder if it will be broadcasted online or someone from here will attend.
Good question. Aaron is a local celebrity, the public interest is there.
Even if its not a livestream and just recorded and later uploaded, it would still be amazing.
 
Aaron's trial with Nick, Kayla, April, Keanu and Geno attending as witnesses sounds like an interesting lolcow trial. Wonder if it will be broadcasted online or someone from here will attend.
Any chance observers could throw Aaron some money for a lawyer? Imagine how PISSED Nick will be if he has to hand over two years of text messages for discovery.

Btw: Can we officially call Nick EX-live streamer now?

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I think it’s dead!
 
Nick got famous because a smarmy libertarian that spent an inordinate amount of time online yapping and drinking, who appeared to be a successful lawyer with a wife, large family and nice house was an anomaly.
Not really. He never did that. We looked up his actual litigation record and it reflected a solo with a trickle of clients. If he was successful financially, it certainly wasn't from anything in court. It was obvious moving to streaming was a gigantic windfall. Even a successful small town lawyer is often going to be making in the low six figures or less, at least if they practice locally. Maybe the local Big Guy is going to be small town rich.

So we knew he didn't have much of a court room but nobody particularly cared. Why in the world would anyone go through 60 hour weeks of drudgery and the same bullshit cases over and over again when he could make six figures a month drinking and ranting and being an anti-woke Grift King? This was almost certainly vastly more lucrative than anything he could do even if he "applied himself" at legal practice and dealt in volume, unless he wanted to move to St. Paul and shoot for partner or something (something we now know he completely lacks the character to do because of intense laziness).

All he really had to do was keep up the trad dad act, keep the drinking slightly under control, but no, he had to let it get totally out of hand and then discover a magical white crazy powder and spiral out of control into sexual degeneracy (and we now know he was always a sexual spastic) and hedonism and totally dropped the law shit in favor of titty pics from leathery wine moms.

It's also pretty much impossible to have any respect for someone who is a willing and eager cuck. A cuck is the most pathetic creature that can live.
 
He is a full-blown addict & alcoholic. He can't stream without the crutch of drugs or alcohol. But streaming on them, even though he can currently get drunk or high without consequences, would put him in legal danger on the plea deal and in sentencing.
No benefit anymore for him to stream.

Back during the heydey of the Depp and Rittenhouse trials when he'd stream he'd earn literal 5 figures off of superchats telling him how smart and great he is and he could get drunk doing it.

Even when he stopped doing trial streams he could still earn some cash, get drunk and high and have "women" like MANdy flirt with him.

Now when he streams he'll earn a couple hundred bucks off superchats telling him he's a pathetic child abuser, and worst of all, he has to do it sober.

Whenever he can get drunk and high again he'll return to streaming more regularly.
 
I find it extremely unlikely that Kayla wants to be pursuing this criminal case against Aaron. Whereas for Nick it’s probably one of the few things that gets his dick hard these days. The fact he can’t see how these public revelations have exposed her to even more humiliation and loss of dignity — completely avoidably — says a lot about his mental and spiritual state.

Spare a prayer for the Rekieta children, especially the oldest who goes to private school where his fellow students no doubt know all about the lifestyle to which his degenerate parents have subjected him. The fact that Nick and Kayla can offer him up for even more shame and ridicule tells me all I need to know about them as parents and humans.
He can't tell us the full, incredibly entertaining story because it hurts the people closest to him who literally begged him not to, but he can drudge it all up in court? I hope this goes to trial and gets livestreamed, would be massively entertaining.

Edit: I want to add this because it was a random Kiwi Farms quote and I thought it was funny and relevant:
“Judge Pussy Liquor is a bit of a cutie 🥰
 
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