Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Love Is Blue]

I hate glass tappers more than cobes hates unattended baby birds in Wendy's drive thru toobz

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I don’t even watch his videos anymore. I might catch a BogChron but even that is just depressing. I think the last time he was ‘happy’ was with NAL sitting on his lap as he stuck it to the trolls — which didn’t last long.

It’s just begging, drunk heavy breathing as he gnaws on slop sandwiches, or him eating KFC with his boyfriend.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

I’m starting to feel bad for him. I can only imagine how he feels on a normal day in between hangovers, his teeth, and just being harassed all day. He used to be an interesting character but now he’s a warning about the dangers of alcoholism.

Having been there before, I would assume that if he's drinking handles at a time of cheap vodka he's probably reached the point of withdrawals rather than hangovers when he stops. They are extremely hellish and potentially fatal; I agree with everyone above who said it's getting sad to watch.

 

[stathom21]

How much mayo do yall like on your sandwich? I think this is an adequate amount.

 

[Law]

Having been there before, I would assume that if he's drinking handles at a time of cheap vodka

What de-bogged you and led you to recovery?
wishing for good health for you stay off the sauce, fren
I've heard that homeless people are often driven to substance abuse because being homeless makes you feel awful all the time, so drugs and drinking will make you feel less awful. I bet Cobe's teeth hurt, he might hurt a lot without a drink. Do you think he could ever quit drinking?
I used to drink a fair bit but then I hit my 30s and just kinda stopped. No real reason. Just didn't want to anymore.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

By keeping Cobra alive and off the streets he enables Cobra's slow death. By cutting Cobra off and making him homeless and on his own, he would enable Cobra's quicker death.

We're all just out here dying at different rates. It is what it is, doodt.

 

[NoosJunki]

The Boy out here looking to take the title of Most Alcoholic Lolcow from Worldoftshirts while poor Josh B is laid up in bed with most of his organs failing

 

[AnOminous]

The Boy out here looking to take the title of Most Alcoholic Lolcow from Worldoftshirts while poor Josh B is laid up in bed with most of his organs failing

He's already out of the hospital and probably back on the sauce again. I guess they figured out his medical condition was lack of insurance or something.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NAL and the glass tapper invasion after 2022 were the final nails in the Cobra coffin. The constant weening, duster and booze binges and NAL's abuse completely broke him and turned the boglim into the sad, tormented creature that he is in 2025. Even his music reflects his current state because one of the songs on his last album was literally called "Drinking and Dying Alone". Deep down, he's aware of it all.

The people who called Cobes boring in 2021 look silly now. '21 was a veritable golden age of Cobra content vs the slop we're getting these days.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

He USED to go to dentist. Weather permitting:

i wonder if the root canal tooth is even still in his mouth at this point.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

i wonder if the root canal tooth is even still in his mouth at this point.

That root canal has mutated into a rot canal at this point.

 

[Dill]

My new favorite thing about Josh is he has to spend the first 15 seconds of every video trying to prop up the phone.

 

[Hennimore]

This is the exact feeling. I'm glad people clip his slop streams down so I don't have to sit through hours but he has detoriated to such an unrecognizable state it's like a different person. Cobes is an example of why glass tappers get the rope. There are times when things can be funny, sure when it's one or two people, but once that cow blows up and weens all think they can do it it fucks everything up. Leave him alone dude, he's autistic.

The only glass tapping moments I've ever approved of was when someone sent him a shirt with a nude of Warlord plastered on the front of it, the Donald Trump letter thanking him for using his magic to defeat ISIS and the culmination of the glitter bombs where someone tricked him into thinking they had sent him Cuban cigars. The countless DoorDash orders were never funny and the constant text messages have only served to ruin the content.

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

Maybe if KFC brings back the double-down, things will get better.

That'll definitely bring Aaron up from the grave. Hell, the Boglim might get a hot goth chick too. And while we're at it we need the bike to return. I miss his bike flexing.

 

[Buckaroo]

The countless DoorDash orders were never funny

The sauce sandwich and the garlic butter cups in a pizza box were funny. I agree with the others not being funny though.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This is what all Cool Cobras see when they die. TWU.

 

[somevan712]

The sauce sandwich and the garlic butter cups in a pizza box were funny. I agree with the others not being funny though.

In general, I've hated the doordash orders. I never found it funny to send drivers to Cobra's place to ignore Cobra's signs and bang on the door just to give him some nonsense like packs of tampons and bags of potatoes. It was annoying to see and it fucked with the content.

The sauce sandwich, garlic butter cups, and cat food ones are my only exceptions because of Cobra's reaction to them. I still think about and re-watch the cat food burger video once a month.

the Donald Trump letter thanking him for using his magic to defeat ISIS

Absolutely one of the funniest moments in the Cobraverse. His genuine belief he both helped to defeat a terrorist organization and received thanks directly from the American President, is so fucking funny.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The sauce sandwich and the garlic butter cups in a pizza box were funny. I agree with the others not being funny though.

Him making the note on his door after all the deliveries was also funny. Buuuut the whole Doordash saga got old after a couple streams.

Never forget "IF IT'S PAID FOR, LEAVE IT AT THE DOOR!".

 

[Love Is Blue]

I don't know about you but cobra eating cat food to somehow own the troles was pretty funny for me desu

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

He USED to go to dentist. Weather permitting:

I had a dentist once describe patients much like Cobes as "putting a new roof on a burning building" anytime they came in for dental work.