Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

The poor leaf is so sad about the state of America and those dang dirty “Nazis”! Let me play her a sad song on the world’s smallest violin!
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The poor leaf is so sad about the state of America and those dang dirty “Nazis”! Let me play her a sad song on the world’s smallest violin!
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As a leaf myself you have no idea how many Canadian leftists are OBSESSED with American politics (partially because Canadian politics is so fucking boring and because as a society we are pretty much the same as America). My social teacher had to take the day after Trump's election off because she was too emotional. I know people who are convinced he is gonna put trannies in camps or something. Pizzacake is not unique in the slightest (and lefties in Canada seem to fucking love Reddit for whatever reason), weirdly enough the more left wing in Canada you go, the less they seem to care about Canadian politics and the more they seem to care about American politics, I still remember retards protesting for George Floyd in fucking Calgary. They have so much of their mind occupied by Trump and Elon and whatever but they couldn't give less of a fuck when they're being replaced in their own country.
 
Pizzacake minus E-Slut
This is worse than Garfield.
Apparently it really is Garfield.
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Separately: I did not notice this until now. In the original comic, she forgot to erase part of the tablet in the first and third panels. The corners of the tablet from the second and fourth panels are bleeding over. The shadow from the tablet is also bleeding over.
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I will say that her personal facebook and real name is readily available on the web. I'm hesitant to post it since I don't know if people have found it yet and it features her kids and I don't think they should be subjected to abuse (besides most of the lols comes from her online shenanigans anyways) but I also realize that it's only inevitable that this information gets leaked and its completely her own fault. Seriously how retarded do you have to be to use your maiden name online while readily flinging shit the way she does?
By far her worst trait as a lolcow is how little she cares about who she might harm through her own actions. Like doing porn while drawing comics about private things like getting into fights with her daughter and her son's autism, does she really think her kids aren't gonna be haunted by that? I would say that maybe she doesn't know how the internet works but that's bullshit, she admits to being on it since she was a tween and she's a millennial, she obviously knows what type of attention she would get by DMCAing trolls and making comics about her cuck fantasy, and if she somehow didn't, any reasonable person would've smartened up after the r/ComedyNecrophilia drama and at least try to maintain a more anonymous presence online.
Only other thing I'll add is that her husband's name is Jeff and he honestly he's like a normal dude who has the same politics as her but seems to care about it less.
 
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