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She's currently ignoring the chat while watching unhinged neighbors true crime shows. She started with some shit tier Lush facemask but then proceeded to paint parts of her body with it so now she looks like one half of two girls one cup.

Her chin is nonexistant and goity is goitering.

Damn, with her hair pulled back you can really see how even how she eats is weird. It's like watching a chimp eat. They are just smarties but each candy takes way too long and too many teeth to chew them, get what I mean?
 
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Agares said:
Crossposting from the KingcobraJFS thread buuuuut she sent him cupcakes, used panties in a jar with an unknown liquid and a card/letter. Cobes threw away everything and tore up the letter like a chad.
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The panties were in Icelandic vodka even though shipping liqour via through the mail is a federal crime bud, god she's retarded. Wish he would have shown us the letter so we could have laughed at her for that too but glad he turbo-chadded her at least
 
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She's currently ignoring the chat while watching unhinged neighbors true crime shows. She started with some shit tier Lush facemask but then proceeded to paint parts of her body with it so now she looks like one half of two girls one cup.

Her chin is nonexistant and goity is goitering.

Damn, with her hair pulled back you can really see how even how she eats is weird. It's like watching a chimp eat. They are just smarties but each candy takes way too long and too many teeth to chew them, get what I mean?
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That is NOT a flattering camera angle with the face mask. She looks like a corpse that's just started to rot but maybe that's just her subconsciously mirroring Kingcobra's iconic look.
 
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Screaming at her mother over dishes last night. Classy. She is still live now and was ranting about the gays and theys earlier with the cam on

I have no way to confirm if this is legitimate but the typing style raises the possibly of it being the real Sasha. Screenshotted before her or her retard mods ban them and clean chat of any traces of dissent. Link to the commenter, used the extention called Hyperchat to confirm the commenter is the profile in question.

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Average CEO Respecter said:
Screaming at her mother over dishes last night. Classy. She is still live now and was ranting about the gays and theys earlier with the cam on

I have no way to confirm if this is legitimate but the typing style raises the possibly of it being the real Sasha. Screenshotted before her or her retard mods ban them and clean chat of any traces of dissent. Link to the commenter, used the extention called Hyperchat to confirm the commenter is the profile in question.

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Who is Sasha? I'm missing that lore.
 
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Your Landlord said:
He's Josh's methed up gay/trans friend, he changed himself name from Alex to Sasha. They've been hanging out again recently and Jessica is livid over it.
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This right here. Add in Jessica's predisposed hatred towards trans individuals and the hatred is next level. No clue why they thought posting in NaL's chat would be anything but a bad idea but Cobes was pretty lit when doing his cameos earlier from what I saw. I am assuming Warlord was partaking too and this is a regrettable decision. Just was astounded to see it was legitimately Sasha "Warlord" Campbell and not a dang dirty troll.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
...I hope she was auditioning for Fishtank. I love Fishtank, and I love Messica. I think she would be a good fit.

Messica getting on Fishtank after NAL was denied, because she asked for too much money? Kino
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God i hope not, JM has a level of chill we should all aspire to have. Being on Fishtank is a very particular type of hell I would wish on NAL alone.
 
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Had to wait for the stream from last night to finish in order to clip this but it seems the paypig money has run dry. NaL's mom confronts her here asking about her spending her(the mother's) money on things without telling her. It's also a rare moment where Jessica has no defence or comeback to someone "harassing" her.

 
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Average CEO Respecter said:
Had to wait for the stream from last night to finish in order to clip this but it seems the paypig money has run dry. NaL's mom confronts her here asking about her spending her(the mother's) money on things without telling her. It's also a rare moment where Jessica has no defence or comeback to someone "harassing" her.

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NALs living mother is a ghost in a polyester robe
 
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Had to wait for the stream from last night to finish in order to clip this but it seems the paypig money has run dry. NaL's mom confronts her here asking about her spending her(the mother's) money on things without telling her. It's also a rare moment where Jessica has no defence or comeback to someone "harassing" her.

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timestamp? video won’t load.
currently watching, shes claiming he is hacked into her paypal and stealing her paypig money
 
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Average CEO Respecter said:
Had to wait for the stream from last night to finish in order to clip this but it seems the paypig money has run dry. NaL's mom confronts her here asking about her spending her(the mother's) money on things without telling her. It's also a rare moment where Jessica has no defence or comeback to someone "harassing" her.

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Yeah the video isn’t working for me either? Try again or maybe pull a transcription from it?

I think she’s been using her mom’s money on vodka mini bottles or “nippers” as she calls them. She’s had quite an influx of them lately. I believe she short changes her parents when buying groceries to get a half dozen of them at a time. They’re easy to hide but lately she’s been getting greedy and buying them a lot so mom probably figured out the math isn’t mathin’.

She was big mad yesterday she had no booze and no one was sending her money. Trolls were laughing that they were drinking it up and she rage quit for a while at least.

Listening to her loop about Cobra “stealing her money” from her PayPal because it was linked to his DoorDash was hilarious. Imagine being ass-mad about 30 bucks months later. If I lost 30 right now I’d hardly care. Oh and she wanted ZERO’s SUBS NOT JERSEY MIKE’S 🙄
 
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