DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Imagine if Phil starts seeing camgirls as competition and "studies" them to steal their techniques. Like he finds out about the Lush but he tries to wear it around his neck like the neckphones and guilts the dents to tip for massages.
"Now guys, my neck is really stiff right now so it'd be great to get some vibrations to help out since I'm trying to work through the pain for WalkingSim 924."

He is already there. Spinning in chair so his hair blows in the air? Pay to see his feet? His socks? His underwear?

 

[Elbe]

I'm looking at some people!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So what are the odds that we get a prestream dressing down by Phil about how titty streamers are evil, you’re wasting your money on them, and how you should give that money to him instead?

My fucking god, what an absolute mess these last two streams were. After ranting for an hour like a woman scorned about ReviewTechUSA's lack of tech knowledge and him "unprofessionally" showing Discord info, DSP managed to not only fuck around with his failing setup multiple times for minutes on end, but also show even more damning Discord info by casting his Discord DMs (as opposed to just a Discord channel, like RTU did).

You just can't make this shit up. That truly was mmmmwah *chef's kiss*

Now, I can't stand RTU and his content, but I would definitely watch (parts of) him reacting to THAT shit, and see how DSP tries to brainwash himself and his dented supporters into how this doesn't make him look like a bumbling buffoon and, of course, his own worst enemy.

Seriously, how fucking retarded do you have to be to keep fucking up these “wrestling promos” on people, Phil? Are you really that pathetic that you can’t even make one of them stick?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

So what are the odds that we get a prestream dressing down by Phil about how titty streamers are evil, you’re wasting your money on them, and how you should give that money to him instead?

Probably very, very high. They don’t make “meaningful” and “pertinent” content.

Also, like everyone else, I’d like to congratulate IronCuck on being 8% less faggotty for donating to a nice pair of tits instead of the melting candle that is DSP. He’s still a pathetic bitch and you should never pay for this nonsense, but I guess it’s an improvement.

Spoiler: But he should still…

kill himself

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Gonna have to wear the moob sweater today, show poor ICS what he's missing. might even have to break out the socks.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Give it a week and the titty streamer will have learnt how to beat Phil as Cammy.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Phil is crying downstairs at the size of them and how he cant compete


Edit: Ironchief coming in clutch

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Uhg. She looks like she shaves her pussy which is a thumbs down from me.
If he wants to spend his money like that over Phil then so be it. I hope he fucks off in that way.

Disgusting narcissistic behavior when he saw he was on the front page of kick and his demeanor changed, then as soon as he made sure he wasn't, went back to his ol' typical beggy self. Fuckin' hate Fakesydephil next to Businesssydephil, Legalitysydephil and DevelopersydePhil

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Can't wait to see how he addresses this. I imagine he'll say some stupid shit.

"I don't need to donate to titty streamers dood, if I wanted to look at a rack I would ask my MO-wife!"

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

He's into the plump ladies. Josh approves.

All the troll-shielding by Dear Leader finally makes sense! My eyes have been opened!

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Phil being scared of them niggers, as usual. Never change, Phil.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Phil being scared of them niggers, as usual. Never change, Phil.

“SPOOKY NIGGERS SCARE ME!!!” -DSP

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I'm looking at some people!

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Holy shit the crazy eyes throughout that beg.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Disgusting narcissistic behavior when he saw he was on the front page of kick and his demeanor changed, then as soon as he made sure he wasn't, went back to his ol' typical beggy self.

The hilarious version of FakeSydePhil is ViralSydePhil like when he got that VIRAL TWEET during the oscars and day 1 views from GTA SA Definitive.
"Welcome home"

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Someone PM me if she shows her tits

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The hilarious version of FakeSydePhil is ViralSydePhil like when he got that VIRAL TWEET during the oscars and day 1 views from GTA SA Definitive.
"Welcome home"

Don't forget the upload of that FALLOUT 4 playthrough in 4K where EVERY word that TRIGGERED THE algorithm was IN ALL CAPS on the day of the REAL 4K PATCH when in reality his gameplay was BEFORE said patch dropped and he was actually playing in SIMULATED UPSCALED 4K available on the SERIES X but you're a morahn for thinking it was the patched real 4k version.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Just imagine how much of a fucking loser you have to be that dumping hundreds on a titty streamer improves the image people have of you.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Holy shit the crazy eyes throughout that beg. View attachment 7023818

Those are the "I need those Hogans" eyes.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I mean if you had to choose, whose tits would YOU donate for?

 

[UsedUp]

For those that don't know. She's DSPs worse nightmare.

 

[Smokeski]

For those that don't know. She's DSPs worse nightmare.
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everytime i see lesbians i think of Mr Garrison.