Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Screamer_2 said:
The leaks in regards to TROS were all over the place and so much nonsense put out there. I'm still waiting for the George Lucas cut!!! Does Doomcuck still make videos?

I do however believe they were probably asking everyone for ideas and I think what we do know is they threw a lot of shit at the wall to try and figure it out. Was it ever confirmed that the "I am all the Jedi" scene had a version with force ghosts of major players?

I don't necessarily hate the idea of Kylo being on Ahch-To except his exile there just doubles down on how much I hate what they did with Luke there. It at least would have left room for him to "Finish" what Vader started in a future film. Whatever that was. Was it some grand scheme of galactic dominance? Or just to kill the last of the Jedi? Which he did in TLJ but somehow that one motivation for The First Order was a loss...
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Iirc they shot stuff with Hayden Christensen, but it got left on the cutting room floor (which interestingly happened twice in the Abrams films, as Rey's lightsaber vision sequence was supposed to feature a vision of Anakin meditating with Yoda as well as Luke's duel with Vader from ESB, which is why the TFA style guide featured Bespin Fatigues Luke, ROTS Anakin, and ESB Vader) and they didn't shoot anything beyond that.
 
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GlupShitto said:
KATHLEEN KENNEDY FINALLY GOT THE AXE!!!!

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DOOMCUCK FINALLY WON!

I'll believe she's gone when she's in the ground. I'm expecting some sort of bullshit "sticking around as an executive producer" or some horseshit that will allow her to shit up startwars from the shadows until her body fails her, because only death itself could stop her from indulging in her dual urges of both taking revenge on Lucas by destroying his legacy and indulging her tentacle fetish.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
I feel bad for Finn. He had potential to be a character. Not necessarily a good one, but maybe have him with some notable moment. But like the rest of the franchise he was absorbed into the maw of the garlboss and became a joke.
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"Oh, a black stormtrooper, hopefully he'll do something other than be a token black

... Oh, girlboss don't need no man

... Oh, Finn was a janitor, how marvel-quippy

... Oh, he fell in love with a fat asian chick

... Oh, that fat asian chick stopped him from heroically sacrificing himself, destroying my anticipation of a single moment approximating significance in this wretched film series"

Fuckin' Mary Sues. Fuckin' JJ. Fuckin' Ryan Johnson. Fuckin' Disney. Maybe there's a Chinese DVD release floating around somewhere with Finn edited out entirely? Sure, then there'd be some plot holes, but the Chinese hate blacks and loved the incoherent Transformers movies, so maybe that'd be a good tradeoff in their market.
 
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A bit of a surprise, but it’s actually delightful to see him.

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Oh, who cares?! :mad:
 
Male Idiot said:
Sadly at this point there will be more entertainment coming from Doomcuck congratulating himself than what little life is left in Star Wars.
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Hail true Star Wars fans! I have an important announcement: WE HAVE WON! Kathleen Kennedy has been FIRED from Lucasfilm! As I post this Dave Filoni is taking COMPLETE control of Lucasfilm and has ordered the complete de-canonization of ALL of the Sequel Trilogy. From here on out Star Wars will focus on Ahsoka Tano, the TRUE hero of the Star Wars saga. My sources and Kamran Pasha's SPARROW have both confirmed that the Rey trilogy will be retooled to be the Ahsoka Tano trilogy about how she rebuilt the Jedi Order with the help of a pack of Space Wolves. The Mandalorian and Grogu movie will now be about Bo Katan and her quest to be the supreme and just ruler of the galaxy.

And a very special message to all my detractors that have said I was lying for all these years: I FUCKING TOLD YOU! Us TRUE Star Wars have won, Dave Filoni has won, Star Wars is saved! Don't forget to subscribe to Disney+ to show your support for Dave Filoni's TRUE vision of Star Wars.
 
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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Did you ever see the delated scene from TLJ with him and Phasma? Its somehow the best thing shot for the movie.

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Even Finn defeating Phasma in this scene feels more satisfying. He kills her with one shot from a big blaster rifle while in the theatrical scene, Finn catches her off-guard with that electrical staff and she dies because the floor collapses under her.

 
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Mac Monster said:
Should've done this before you released a shit trilogy that completely killed all interest in the series. Now it's too little too late, and her replacement will probably be just as retarded.
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Don't forget a bunch of shitty series, one mediocre one that , one slow one that "real fans" peg themselves too as being deep (its just slow), and the shitty comics and books.

I know that the EU was buried for Rights reasons/attempts to throttle authors for renogiations until they had expectations subverted, but i am terrified that the replacement possible dig it back up.

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Hail true Star Wars fans! I have an important announcement: WE HAVE WON! Kathleen Kennedy has been FIRED from Lucasfilm! As I post this Dave Filoni is taking COMPLETE control of Lucasfilm and has ordered the complete de-canonization of ALL of the Sequel Trilogy. From here on out Star Wars will focus on Ahsoka Tano, the TRUE hero of the Star Wars saga. My sources and Kamran Pasha's SPARROW have both confirmed that the Rey trilogy will be retooled to be the Ahsoka Tano trilogy about how she rebuilt the Jedi Order with the help of a pack of Space Wolves. The Mandalorian and Grogu movie will now be about Bo Katan and her quest to be the supreme and just ruler of the galaxy.

And a very special message to all my detractors that have said I was lying for all these years: I FUCKING TOLD YOU! Us TRUE Star Wars have won, Dave Filoni has won, Star Wars is saved! Don't forget to subscribe to Disney+ to show your support for Dave Filoni's TRUE vision of Star Wars.
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You really capture that Cuck Chair energy in these. Well done.
 
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Ghostse said:
You really capture that Cuck Chair energy in these. Well done.
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Thank you. I haven't watched a Doomcuck video in years so I might have to watch a couple for research for my next Doomcuck post when the wolf fucking Ahsoka simp officially takes over Lucasfilm. Speaking of, is there anyone else who could take over Lucasfilm? I doubt Favrou wants it and Lesbian Headlamp is out after the utter failure of The Fagolyte.
 
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Ghostse said:
Don't forget a bunch of shitty series, one mediocre one that , one slow one that "real fans" peg themselves too as being deep (its just slow), and the shitty comics and books.

I know that the EU was buried for Rights reasons/attempts to throttle authors for renogiations until they had expectations subverted, but i am terrified that the replacement possible dig it back up.


You really capture that Cuck Chair energy in these. Well done.
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The EU isn't really buried. They've actually been doing a pretty great job with the Essential Legends Collection. It's been fun collecting these books with uniform covers, especially since a lot of my books from childhood are falling apart (I wasn't a delicate child unfortunately).
 
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