Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[DatBepisTho]

Any bets that she'll try to co-opt/absorb the other trans support group into her own for more gibs?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Any bets that she'll try to co-opt/absorb the other trans support group into her own for more gibs?

Unironically, if she actually gave a shit about them, she should. Yes it would be entirely her stroking her own ego and whoever is actually running it should remain the person in charge, but if the group were officially under whatever the fuck she calls her Facebook group they could theoretically actually use that grant money for activities.

I'm sure it'd do more harm than good and I'm fully in support of that money never funding anyone's titty skittles, but if she actually gave a toss about helping ~her people~ she should be finding a way to put that money to work.

 

[AfghanBlue]

the number of people who supposedly have depression, anxiety, or ADHD, I think the vast majority of those really would be effectively cured if they quit talking to therapists (most of that is just a trumped-up life coach scam where they try to fill your mind with cancerous garbage) and had to spend a year or two working on a farm. It's not as retarded as it sounds. For every case of a person actually needing and benefiting from some kind of psychiatric medication, there are fifty who get little to no benefit from it and could be weaned off with zero issue. Any mental issue, if they even actually have one, is because they need fresh air and sunlight, physical exercise that doesn't feel boring and pointless, work that

Yup. Shit Life Syndrome.
I agree the dumbos would probably fuck up management of their Happy Gulags though, given as the current guys railing against the status quo are also the same sort who have led the rampant corporatisation which has, by a large part, led us to the shithole current present.

I have to be careful about watching videos because if she hears kittens she starts all over.

Omg kinda same. First time I watched a kitten video in her presence, my cat (who I got as an adult, but who had kittens young in the past cos they thought she was a boy til she got 'fat') was crying in a different tone I'd never heard, and looking behind the computer screen for them
She acted like an absolute spiteful cunt to a tiny little kitten I briefly tried to home though, so I suppose she got over it kek.

For the amount of brainrot staph watches I'm fucking amazed she has never seen a video of a cat crying, or idk, didn't at any point during confidently typing that, wonder how other animals moist eyes don't just crust over into dry husks and fall out immediately.

 

[Colonel Ramrod]

Noticed while reading the OP post that I suspect a lot of the downturn of the internet started when a bunch of faggots started listing stuff they just wouldn’t accept on their page. And then a bunch of pussies abided to this retarded as fuck request.
Let’s keep stomping this Neanderthal and ultimately, bitch made way of thought into the dust where it belongs

 

[Chromeo]

wonder how other animals moist eyes don't just crust over into dry husks and fall out immediately.

Clearly cats lick their eyeballs like lizards do to keep them moist. They lick the rest of themselves, so naturally they must lick their eyes too! but fwiw I think it's well documented that Stephanie doesn't "wonder." She's just too low IQ for that. You could ask her how she'd feel if she hadn't eaten breakfast and she'd say "but I did eat breakfast."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unironically, if she actually gave a shit about them, she should. Yes it would be entirely her stroking her own ego and whoever is actually running it should remain the person in charge, but if the group were officially under whatever the fuck she calls her Facebook group they could theoretically actually use that grant money for activities.

If she were smart--ahaha, sorry.

But this would be the perfect "out." Give the name and the Facebook login to the group of more-functional "queers." From the stories, her mom controls the money--she's not buying Etsy replica axes with it, just unable to touch it except for stickers and a banner (hey, queers, free banner).

From then on, she can brag forever about having been the founder, list it as an accomplishment every time she gets on the news, but she'll never be bothered with having to answer questions from people who post on her Facebook page ever again. If the group takes off, she can take credit for everything; if it dies, well, nobody fact-checks these things anyway, QED.

She obviously cares more about her pagan "group" which has the same number of members, but is shiny and new.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Who else is around her in her close family that she is avoiding? Do her parents have siblings? I know she has a grandfather, not sure on which side.


Why do you need to pray to someone you're married to? Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.


Just say 'women.'


I have no idea how this joke works, because I don't know what the hell she is on about.


This 'Spoken like someone...' opening line needs to stop. She sounds like a snobby Karen.


Bougie drinks confirmed. If you want to do your slacktivist protest then buy the bougie drinks the day before.


'A bunch of awesome indigenous actors who throw real spears!' Giving 'I saw a black man on TV - good for him!' boomer vibes.


I'm guessing Staph uses Chrome, then.


As if she buys any fabrics from there to care that much.


Bitch, you have zero dysphoria about your breasts. You're always flopping them out and talking about them. I pity the person who has to perform that mammogram on those hairy babblers.


That's pretty convenient worship for her, because she eats junk food, buys tacky shit and flicks herself off every day. She says about buying Fireball Whisky, but does she ever dare to take a swig?


I thought she was avoiding political TikToks...


You also need to be doing so, if you want to want to care about your disabled and chronically ill mother.


Hardly related response. She uses it to talk about herself before actually asking if that person is OK.


Thank god she can't reproduce. I doubt that she would even have kids if she could, as she is a perpetual virgin and selfish.


She's so dumb.

 

[Terffals]

I have no idea how this joke works, because I don't know what the hell she is on about

We already knew Papa Frigly was the one cleaning Siggy’s litterbox - he apparently clips her nails, too. Just another thing to add to the long list of things they do for their ungrateful tard child.

I have no idea who else the “old man” would refer to.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Maybe it's because I'm a little salty about being stuck in Hobby Lobby hell, but fucks sake Staph. You couldn't even be assed to support them by buying the craft supplies to make your own Pride shit. I know you're lazy but it's a craft store for crafts and art.

Spoiler: Rip Joann

I'm going to miss their Halloween decor, the fact that the stores had areas you could sit down and sketch or research how to use the stuff you're planning on buying, and the fact that they were a little cheaper as well as less self-righteous than hobblobb.

The nearest non-hobby lobby is like three hours away.

Eta- Also learn to maintain your damn cat that you so desperately needed.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

'A bunch of awesome indigenous actors who throw real spears!' Giving 'I saw a black man on TV - good for him!' boomer vibes

I agree that this doesn't give quite the vibes she thinks it does. 'Throwing real spears!!!!' sounds like she assumes this is something Natives still do on a regular basis, and putting a big emphasis that they used indigenous actors to represent early Cro-Magnons and Neandrathals....

 

[DatBepisTho]

I agree that this doesn't give quite the vibes she thinks it does. 'Throwing real spears!!!!' sounds like she assumes this is something Natives still do on a regular basis, and putting a big emphasis that they used indigenous actors to represent early Cro-Magnons and Neandrathals....

Right?
She could have said she they got people whose ancestors relied heavily on said spears and the indigenous status would have been understood/inferred if it was that big of a deal.

I mean the atlatl (by another name) was a European Upper Paleolithic invention that spread to the Americas. That's pretty cool for a notched piece of wood to make Grug spear fly good, given how far the concept has to travel.

 

[moorhen]

I have no idea how this joke works, because I don't know what the hell she is on about.

We already knew Papa Frigly was the one cleaning Siggy’s litterbox - he apparently clips her nails, too.

Siggy is a young cat, if she had enough enrichment round the hovel she wouldn’t need her claws trimmed.
I know some people think indoor cats should get their claws trimmed but if they have things to scratch and play on then they’ll wear their claws down naturally.

She’s never shown a scratch post, or a scratch tower, or a scratch mat. And she’s getting fatty fat fat like Steph so she’s gonna be less mobile and therefore need her claws trimmed even more.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Right?
She could have said she they got people whose ancestors relied heavily on said spears and the indigenous status would have been understood/inferred if it was that big of a deal.

I mean the atlatl (by another name) was a European Upper Paleolithic invention that spread to the Americas. That's pretty cool for a notched piece of wood to make Grug spear fly good, given how far the concept has to travel.

Walking with Beasts wasn't even that far yet; the only episode that had Cro-Magnons was set 30,000 years ago, which I'm pretty sure is before the invention of the atlatl.

This is what she's getting all excited about:


Look, Ma! The Injuns are throwing REAL SPEARS into that 2001-era-CGI megafauna!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Re: trimming-
I've got a decrepit old senior that I have to trim claws on, but she's like 22 and a stout breeze could knock her over.
The younger Bepiskitties use scratching posts, but still need their back claws trimmed on occasion. Not sure how indoor cats could wear down the back ones without cement to walk on or a rough tree to climb.

Walking with Beasts wasn't even that far yet; the only episode that had Cro-Magnons was set 30,000 years ago, which I'm pretty sure is before the invention of the atlatl.
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Look, Ma! The Injuns are throwing REAL SPEARS into that 2001-era-CGI megafauna!

You're right. Atlatls showed up 17,000 years ago, which is relatively new in terms of sharpened stick yeeting practices.

NGL that would be an epic fight if the megafauna had better CGI.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

As if she buys any fabrics from there to care that much.

Once again, Staph, go fuck yourself.

You can buy Pride shit at literally any retailer, from Walmart to Walgreens to Amazon. Shit, even the gas station she gets her alcohol from probably sells Pride shit.

Jo-Ann going out of business is devastating for so many hobby sewists (myself included) and people who rely on Jo-Ann for their small crafting businesses. There is not an equivalent store that exists with equal selection and price, and anyone will tell you that you can't buy fabric online properly.

Older women who have been making their own clothes their entire lives are now left with no option for reasonably priced fabric, but let's all moan along with Staph because she'll have to go somewhere else to buy a cheap flag to shove up her hairy asshole.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Ohhhhh here we go
Someone has apparently bothered to tell her the obvious


Bsky link

 

[JaneThough]

Ohhhhh here we go
Someone has apparently bothered to tell her the obvious
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Just when I was starting to get bored. Are we gonna get another hand sanitizer mukbang?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just when I was starting to get bored. Are we gonna get another hand sanitizer mukbang?

That reminds me. In her blog post, she mentioned self harm. She didn't post that anywhere on bluesky for attention, so makes me wonder.. Was it a punishment to Papa Frigs, for stressing her out on the call the other day ?
Guess who's getting a revenge emergency phone call dad!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'Food desert' my ass. I think it has been pointed out on Google map caps in this thread that she is only a short walk away from a handful of grocery stores. If she uses the excuse that she can't walk for 15 minutes, then we know that she is capable of getting a bus. She can't hold off her buying impulses for one fucking day. Why does she need to buy her bougie drinks on the 28th? She could have ordered them today in time for that day. She loves being awkward.

I did wonder about the apparent 'self harm' incident she mentioned on her recent blog post. I wonder what triggered it? What does she class as 'self harm'? I'm imagining her going back to picking her feet, not because she was in any kind of mental distress, more likely because her feet were looking dry and tempting.

Edit to add:
The person who argued against her in those screencaps posted this around the same time, so it must be about Staph.

Sums her up.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Ohhhhh here we go
Someone has apparently bothered to tell her the obvious
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Bsky link

I checked to see if any updates on this, and I think Stapphy tapped out because she realized she was outmatched. The ghostquartet account is ALSO a ~disabled transmasc~ but gets a knockout bonus multiplier by being Native from an actual specific tribe. Stapphy wisely yielded to the superior oppression, which is good or they might have thrown REAL SPEARS at her.