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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Because Jet is a scammer.
True. Jet is a scammer, white rapper and nitrous huffer. Ben is Jewish. Bic is a pill junkie and brown. Vance is a weeper. If these are the alleged "saviors of the white race" (Sam's words, not mine) I'm not surprised the white race is losing power and influence.
 
Because Jet is a scammer.
On this. Apparently there are some season pass holders who already feel scammed as they've had to renew their season pass to continue to get Season 2 edits. I point and laugh at them for being pathetic retards who would renew while continuing to complain but it's a good point that if part of why they do the edits is because it is one of the season pass deliverables then they've failed on delivering it.
It's easy to dismiss as pedantic but I think it's reflective of what season passes really are from production's perspective.. A way to give them more money and not much else.
 
One of the best parts of FT is KF chat. The thread just non stop doom posting. The chat full of wonder and surprise.
Sneedchat was nothing but simping. I got so tired of the constant Payton and Binx simping, constant creepshots of Smack and Alexis over and over again that I left Sneedchat and never coming back for the foreseeable future. At least this thread bans that shit so it's way better.
 
It's easy to dismiss as pedantic but I think it's reflective of what season passes really are from production's perspective.. A way to give them more money and not much else.
Season 3 is the first season that the season passes were a requirement to understand anything going on during the season. First it was LaRon bringing half the cast up into the penthouse every evening then Burt was placed there. If you didn't have the Penthouse or PTZ cameras it was a terrible experience.
 
Season 3 is the first season that the season passes were a requirement to understand anything going on during the season. First it was LaRon bringing half the cast up into the penthouse every evening then Burt was placed there. If you didn't have the Penthouse or PTZ cameras it was a terrible experience.
Yeah I really don't like the wiggers locking required rooms behind a paywall. It wasn't necessary making Penthouse SP exclusive when they should have just made the PTZ cams and confessional cams paywalled instead. The PTZ cams aren't a necessity but they are a great quality of life improvement and the confessional also isn't a necessity but it's very nice to have access to it live so both of those things would be the perfect incentive to buy a season pass while also not ruining the show for those who didn't want to spend that money.

Locking the penthouse made not only s3 unwatchable for most people to a detriment but it also made the night that Burt and Frank returned to the tank recently unwatchable for most since they spent most of the time in the penthouse. It's so retarded.
 
Season 3 is the first season that the season passes were a requirement to understand anything going on during the season. First it was LaRon bringing half the cast up into the penthouse every evening then Burt was placed there. If you didn't have the Penthouse or PTZ cameras it was a terrible experience.
If you know where to look, aka everywhere Fishtank fans congregate, you know where to get everything for free.
 
I want to elaborate on this because I’ve been thinking about it a bit.

Sam has cultivated a very particular image. He is a wignat very open about his views on Jews, gays, troons, etc. He’s said specifically to resist the corruption of modern Hollywood, avoid making degenerate or pozzed content and reach for some kind of ideal. You know, artist guy stuff. He wants to teach self-reliance and masculinity, encourage people to seek life offline.

But in Fishtank, arguably his most successful venture, he has created something that is the exact opposite of all of those things. There’s puking, gay black dudes masturbating, porn stars, multiple pedophiles, open paypigging, a community made up of exactly the kind of hyper online NEET that Sam apparently wants to rehabilitate, and I think it’s impossible that he doesn’t recognize that disconnect on some level. So every once in a while he has to go out of his way to show that he’s still the guy that made Jews Rock!, position himself as better than the freaks, and try to restore his image a little.

The best example of this is relentlessly bullying the S2 OnlyFans girl during Bitchtank. Poking her stomach, telling her no one wants to look at her. Even Ben seems nauseous. The fact is that his show is full of black faggots, promiscuous women, and chud NEETs, and it comes off as super disingenuous and sometimes even cruel when he acts like that’s not the case.
Allow me to explain:
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If you know where to look, aka everywhere Fishtank fans congregate, you know where to get everything for free.
You lose a lot of quality of life features when you go for the free stuff though. Things like clicking on doorways to change rooms, they made a patch for VLC to include that but you actually have to set it up and it can be a pain in the balls. Once it was set up it didn't work well at all, very glitchy, not to mention that the stream crashes constantly on the free restreams (classic Fishtank experience I guess). I used the free site all through s2 because the FT site was an ugly mess at that time but they've honestly improved the site so much since then that I genuinely prefer to use the real site. The one improvement you still get from the free restreams is fullscreen mode which the wiggers removed from the FT site, very dumb decision tbh.
 
the confessional also isn't a necessity

Confessional absolutely is a necessity, so many things happened in there this season.

I'm always going to steal paywalled cams, but I mostly agree if the acoustics this season weren't so fucked.
 
Yeah I really don't like the wiggers locking required rooms behind a paywall. It wasn't necessary making Penthouse SP exclusive when they should have just made the PTZ cams and confessional cams paywalled instead. The PTZ cams aren't a necessity but they are a great quality of life improvement and the confessional also isn't a necessity but it's very nice to have access to it live so both of those things would be the perfect incentive to buy a season pass while also not ruining the show for those who didn't want to spend that money.

Locking the penthouse made not only s3 unwatchable for most people to a detriment but it also made the night that Burt and Frank returned to the tank recently unwatchable for most since they spent most of the time in the penthouse. It's so retarded.
If the director passed out or went AFK it made S3 nearly unwatchable for non paypigs. There were moments when the chat was screaming in all caps to bring back director mode. We were at the mercy of a wigger at the controls for a whole month.
 
things that happened in the penthouse this season:
- burt jerking off/shitting/monologuing to TTS for hours on end
- BBW latina farts
- clothes pissing
- laron bitchboy hours in the first weeks

confessional was infinitely more valuable
 
I want to elaborate on this because I’ve been thinking about it a bit.

Sam has cultivated a very particular image. He is a wignat very open about his views on Jews, gays, troons, etc. He’s said specifically to resist the corruption of modern Hollywood, avoid making degenerate or pozzed content and reach for some kind of ideal. You know, artist guy stuff. He wants to teach self-reliance and masculinity, encourage people to seek life offline.

But in Fishtank, arguably his most successful venture, he has created something that is the exact opposite of all of those things. There’s puking, gay black dudes masturbating, porn stars, multiple pedophiles, open paypigging, a community made up of exactly the kind of hyper online NEET that Sam apparently wants to rehabilitate, and I think it’s impossible that he doesn’t recognize that disconnect on some level. So every once in a while he has to go out of his way to show that he’s still the guy that made Jews Rock!, position himself as better than the freaks, and try to restore his image a little.

The best example of this is relentlessly bullying the S2 OnlyFans girl during Bitchtank. Poking her stomach, telling her no one wants to look at her. Even Ben seems nauseous. The fact is that his show is full of black faggots, promiscuous women, and chud NEETs, and it comes off as super disingenuous and sometimes even cruel when he acts like that’s not the case.
Sam is a grifter that only cares about money.
More news at 11.
 
Jons ADL has devolved in a full on RACE WAR, with Pedro (basedwealth) and Van (loveamerica) getting into a fistfight over damage to the carpet, as Pedro continues to damage the carpet they have spent the entire last 2 days cleaning, and Van is the one who's credit card is attached to the AirBNB. Pedro also lays hands on Shadi, and his own girlfriend! According to an insider, they are coked up tonight.

Full fight


Pedro shoving his own girlfriend to the ground and calls her a bitch is the best part


EDIT: Jon's kick channel is gone!
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Jons ADL has devolved in a full on RACE WAR, with Pedro (basedwealth) and Van (loveamerica) getting into a fistfight over damage to the carpet, as Pedro continues to damage the carpet they have spent the entire last 2 days cleaning, and Van is the one who's credit card is attached to the AirBNB. Pedro also lays hands on Shadi, and his own girlfriend! According to an insider, they are coked up tonight.

Full fight
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Pedro shoving his own girlfriend to the ground and calls her a bitch is the best part
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EDIT: Jon's kick channel is gone!
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Man... I gotta say that second clip is true Bend, Oreganian Kino. The passion, the domestic violence, the Shadi catch, the bud lights, the milk machine, the milk foot. Bravo Jon
 
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