Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Funny, how watching some reactors going through her old blog posts it is clear that her old self was at least right about obesity, its causes and consequences, her food addiction, who knows maybe she would finally get it right. So maybe Anna you should meet with your old self.

Re: discussion about cookies, sorry don't tell me it is difficult to eat the whole bag of cookies or candies 100cal each, of course Anna and most people would finish it in 15 minutes. It's just funny she is showing it to the public.

Also lol about the sugar free recipe, I almost felt the aspartame taste reading it
 
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Stroppy Trollop said:
I think Anna is at peak delusion (and ripped to the tits on opioids). She truly believes with all of her heart that this whole surgery arc is the solution. She's likely hooked on getting surgery now. Apparently, it can become addicting and we all know this sow is already addicted to basically everything.
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She always has the answer that will 100% solve all the problems that aren’t her fault, then it gets memory holed and she moves on to the next thing. Acting, marathons, run lab, travel. Getting parts cut off herself and making a boring podcast is the worst so far. Surgery Anna is even more tedious than fitness Anna. Troons do horror surgery better than she does, and I miss her retarded faces when she used to pull lipsticks out of bags and drunken fashion hauls.
We are into bad late season Anna. The countdown to cancellation has begun.
 
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Still alive.
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RonRiot said:
She always has the answer that will 100% solve all the problems that aren’t her fault, then it gets memory holed and she moves on to the next thing. Acting, marathons, run lab, travel. Getting parts cut off herself and making a boring podcast is the worst so far. Surgery Anna is even more tedious than fitness Anna. Troons do horror surgery better than she does, and I miss her retarded faces when she used to pull lipsticks out of bags and drunken fashion hauls.
We are into bad late season Anna. The countdown to cancellation has begun.
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Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a long-running show where the creators have run out of ideas, so they're resorting to increasingly bizarre storylines to get through each week. I don't think she's at the point of jumping a motorcycle over a shark tank, or having the entire previous season turn out to be nothing but a dream, but she's getting there.
 
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Anna makes an excellent cow because she herself is incapable of any kind of intelligent long-form decision-making; whether that's due to ADHD, narcissistic qualities or because she's a bloated dipshit is irrelevant, because the important part is appreciating the milk of her idiocy.

However, at times I wish she were capable of keeping at least a couple other cast members around - she's at her best when you can see what a grating, miserable slob she is to other people, even those who may be some degree of grating, miserable slobs themselves. The narrower Amberlynn's world got, the duller she became to follow, and Anna is in a similar state.

There's only so much of her body she can get that odoriferous, greasy charlatan to slice off of her before he exits stage left from her life, and then where will she be? The podcast will also soon die off as one of her many pointless obsessions, and she's honestly running out of the kinds she can have while following the siren's call of becoming a bedbound alcoholic. With all those fucking scabs on her face at all times, she really puts the "rot" in "bed-rotting."
 
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Magic Pickle said:
Anna makes an excellent cow because she herself is incapable of any kind of intelligent long-form decision-making; whether that's due to ADHD, narcissistic qualities or because she's a bloated dipshit is irrelevant, because the important part is appreciating the milk of her idiocy.

However, at times I wish she were capable of keeping at least a couple other cast members around - she's at her best when you can see what a grating, miserable slob she is to other people, even those who may be some degree of grating, miserable slobs themselves. The narrower Amberlynn's world got, the duller she became to follow, and Anna is in a similar state.

There's only so much of her body she can get that odoriferous, greasy charlatan to slice off of her before he exits stage left from her life, and then where will she be? The podcast will also soon die off as one of her many pointless obsessions, and she's honestly running out of the kinds she can have while following the siren's call of becoming a bedbound alcoholic. With all those fucking scabs on her face at all times, she really puts the "rot" in "bed-rotting."
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Always enjoy a good cow meta discussion and I think you're correct. Anna is at her most interesting when she's forced into interacting with normies. Hawaii, the Carib, those black girls on the retreat in Mexico and so on reacting to her guffawing is the most interesting content. Deathfats laying in bed making inane social media posts is an epidemic and reptitive, so Anna, why don't you be a good cow and do a good job getting out there this summer!
 
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thejackal2 said:
Always enjoy a good cow meta discussion and I think you're correct. Anna is at her most interesting when she's forced into interacting with normies. Hawaii, the Carib, those black girls on the retreat in Mexico and so on reacting to her guffawing is the most interesting content. Deathfats laying in bed making inane social media posts is an epidemic and reptitive, so Anna, why don't you be a good cow and do a good job getting out there this summer!
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Yes! Exactly, that's why I want her to not be depressed, but full of energy and unhinged interacting with people all over the world preferably Europe lol. Her GLP-1 arc was my favorite, so many trips and great cow material.
 
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Palmer Bangs said:
She just posted this to Tiktok

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Intriguing how she can get through an entire 35 second video without her trademark braying laughter when she's pig mad about being called out on her scam totally medically necessary surgeries.

Somewhere beneath that scabby thin skin and mounds of fat lies an inner voice telling her TikTok is right and this Sisyphean path she's on is purely vanity and deathfat delusion.
 
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Did Anna use a drone to get that Costco couch shot of herself? She's huge. Look at her thigh! Good Lardt!

LOL at her schooling the haterz about her lie-pedema. Under all those hundreds and hundreds of pounds of unburnable fat, Anna is practically anorexic! You don't know anything about her bahdy, shitlords. And why is she in a cab? Was she too drunk to drive herself to the liquor store and then, stop off at Walgreen's for more painkillers? Crankypants needs snax.
 
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Can you imagine being the poor cabdriver listening to her rant in the back seat?’

Liposuction is liposuction. That greasy doctor really snowed her. It’s kinda dumb though, how many deathfats can afford traveling to see a 90210 doctor to get specialized fat removal?
 
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