Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Scoia'tael]

She strikes me as more of a Flowerbomb kinda gorl.

I love how this is the common consensus. There was a whole conversation about this last year sometime when she was trying to be a perfume influencer.
I'm guessing this is their new Black Opium Glitter which is apparently marshmallow and pear heavy.

Spoiler: Notes from Fragrantica

So different from the classic Black Opium which has always marketed itself s super sophisticated. I wonder if the new popularity of niche brands and scents on social media is making the big designers have to democratize their market a little, play to the lowest common denominatior etc? Kind of like what happened to the Neverfull handbag.

Starting rent is $7394

This made me choke. That is an insane number.

a ghost dipped in Limburger cheese.

This is such a pungent and visceral image. Thank you for bringing it into my life.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Costco for one person.

 

[cybercybe]

Costco for one person.
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So she ate the 4 large servings. Because those bananas aren't going to keep for later. And her face looks really wide in that video.

 

[multiverse]

So she ate the 4 large servings. Because those bananas aren't going to keep for later. And her face looks really wide in that video.

Maybe she's trying to counteract the opiate constipation with an overdose of fake sugar. Or maybe she's just a binge eater who has daily diarrhea because her body can't process the huge caloric intake. Porque no los dos?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Costco for one person.
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Aspartame, food dye, more artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and hydrogenated seed oils. Nice anti- inflammatory diet .

Also her being so happy her arms could fit into a shirt because she paid people so surgically shrink remove arm and fat tissue is just sick. It’s like she’s admitting this was all just for skinnier arms.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Aspartame, food dye, more artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and hydrogenated seed oils. Nice anti- inflammatory diet .

Also her being so happy her arms could fit into a shirt because she paid people so surgically shrink remove arm and fat tissue is just sick. It’s like she’s admitting this was all just for skinnier arms.

You can’t help but notice it! The fat positivity influencer absolutely giddy that she got smaller. It’s almost like it was just cope and narcissism all along!

 

[Brickley]

Costco for one person.
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Her first “adventure” since surgery… So what was Trader Joe’s? A very serious supply run?

Oh God, can someone please vote for the giant tassel necklace?? I really don’t want to see the top made out of beads

And she still seems like she’s sedated. Is it so hard to retake the video and try not to slur your words next time?

 

[Potatis Salad]

Aspartame, food dye, more artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and hydrogenated seed oils. Nice anti- inflammatory diet .

I was most offended by one of the "ingredients" being a couple of individually-packaged ready-to-drink bottles of protein slop. That's JUST the way I like it.

 

[often puzzled]

Costco for one person.
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Recipe (word used loosely) calories:

1 pack sugar free banana pudding mix: Jello brand is 4 servings per packet at 20 calories per serving, so 80 calories for the box
Core Power vanilla shake (42 grams protein): 14 fl oz, 230 calories per bottle, so 460 calories for two
Cool Whip: she didn't say what size container she's using; they come in 3 sizes. Smallest size is 8 oz, which is 25 calories per serving, 25 servings per container, so 625 calories for the whole container, divided by two is 312.5 calories (she said she uses a half container)
bananas: she didn't say what size bananas. I'm going with medium-size, which is an estimated 105 calories per banana, so 210 calories for the bananas

I have no idea what "too Nilla wafer minis" is supposed to be. "Two" for "too" doesn't make sense, since you generally layer the wafers. Unless it's supposed to be "top [with] wafers"? I really don't know. Serving size of those is 20 wafers, 140 calories per serving, 10 servings per 11 oz box.

ADDED TOGETHER: 1062.5 calories without the wafers. If you add 2 servings of the wafers, it's 1342.5. If you add 4 servings, it's 1622.5.
PER SERVING: 265.625 calories per serving without wafers. 268.5 per serving with 2 servings of wafers for the whole thing. 324.5 if you use four total servings of wafers (which I think is probably most realistic, in picturing how you make layers of the wafers in a typical banana pudding).

First off: as soon as I started trying to figure that out, I noticed that she left out the size of the container of Cool Whip, which is a pretty crucial measurement. Second, using the vanilla shakes instead of the low fat milk that the pudding milk recommends takes a pretty guilt-free sweet treat and makes it fat. I also wonder if she possibly meant to use two boxes of protein mix, because that seems like too much liquid for just one box.

I just noticed-- thanks to her weird line breaks-- that she actually did say sugar free Cool Whip, but I'm not redoing this math. Oh, and I used the nutrition info from name-brand pudding because Anna doesn't seem like the type to buy store brand, ever.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[FarmVille]

Bitch wasn’t “old you” running a marathon??

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Starbucks, Costco and Trader Joe's. What a fatass. It's giving Chantal, talking about what she's going to eat next while her mouth is already stuffed full of food.

I think Anna is at peak delusion (and ripped to the tits on opioids). She truly believes with all of her heart that this whole surgery arc is the solution. She's likely hooked on getting surgery now. Apparently, it can become addicting and we all know this sow is already addicted to basically everything.

Personally, I want to see her get her back-tits done, her front-tits lifted, her wrestler's neck slimmed and elongated, those freakishly long thumbs reduced and finally, her weirdly small but always gaping mouth reshaped with fat bee-sting lips.

Or, maybe I just want her completely covered in compression garments for the next few years and when they finally come off, she looks like a badly mangled burn survivor.

 

[Jizzrag]

That Hells Angels story sound like a typical Anna lie, trying to sound quirky and interesting.

 

[lemon_zest]

"The Advanced Lipedema Treatment Magic is a real thing!" reminds me of trannies saying HRT is magic.

Costco for one person.
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I’m so fucking tired of these dumb whores thinking pRoTeiN is going to cure them of being death fats. She’s eating an artificial sugar bomb with artificial protein- disgusting as fuck.

I also take mad issue with their reliance on “sugar free” aka even sweeter than sugar laden foods. I’ve not looked up the consequences of high aspartame/xylitol/whatever, surely this is making them shit their pants frequently, yeah? JUST EAT NORMAL FOOD

 

[Angry New Ager]

Starbucks, Costco and Trader Joe's. What a fatass.

To be fair, a rational human can make sound nutritional decisions at any of these places, and not order/buy complete garbage. You don't have to buy junk food just because it's there. Anna's the sort who is going to buy the worst, most processed shit, no matter where she shops.

Personally, I want to see her get her back-tits done, her front-tits lifted, her wrestler's neck slimmed and elongated, those freakishly long thumbs reduced and finally, her weirdly small but always gaping mouth reshaped with fat bee-sting lips.

All while continuing to gain weight because she eats garbage in massive quantities, so her bodily form becomes ever more freakish as her body stores fat in new locations.

I’m so fucking tired of these dumb whores thinking pRoTeiN is going to cure them of being death fats. She’s eating an artificial sugar bomb with artificial protein- disgusting as fuck.

I also take mad issue with their reliance on “sugar free” aka even sweeter than sugar laden foods. I’ve not looked up the consequences of high aspartame/xylitol/whatever, surely this is making them shit their pants frequently, yeah? JUST EAT NORMAL FOOD

It's totally a deathfat thing to take a piece of perfectly reasonable dietary advice such as "prioritize eating protein, for greater satiety and post-workout recovery," and completely fuck it up.

Somebody told her to eat more protein, so she buys tons of crappy, ultra-processed snackfood made with lower-quality protein sources, and gets less protein for more calories than she would if she just hard-boiled some fucking eggs, or, better yet, just ate three goddamned meals a day centered around eggs, meat, or fish, and didn't snack between meals.

(Whoever pointed out how snack-obsessed she is a page or two back is totally right. Chantal gets a thrill of anticipation contemplating her next meal; Anna goes into ecstasies over snack food. And she's admitted in the past to living on snack food when she's too distracted and disorganized to prepare or prder actual meals.)

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

...Did you quote the wrong post?

I did, but the point stands. Not every cookie has to be 100 calories, and claiming otherwise is just incorrect.

 

[Barbarella]

I did, but the point stands. Not every cookie has to be 100 calories, and claiming otherwise is just incorrect.

Nobody said every cookie has to be 100 calories.

Below is what was said since you are incapable of using reply. To help you with your limited reading comprehension, I bolded some words and phrases you clearly missed.

“most cookies made with butter, flour and standard granulated unbleached sugar will come in between 80 to 100 calories per cookie for a standard diameter cookie of 3" (higher if you use a specialty flour like cake flour for extra deliciousness vice (sic) all-purpose, which is fine in its own right).“.

And they were talking about home baking.

LURK MOAR
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Thread tax: I could see Anna becoming a surgery addict. Maybe she should try facial feminization next.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

The hits keep coming. Delusional, revolting chemical slop recipes, leaky foot, sleep apnea on the operating table, and she looked deader in that video than any deceased relative I waited with for the funeral home pickup. It's been several, none of them had a purple nose. Existential horror. Her gunt has already gained back the 10-15 pounds they chopped out.

 

[Programmer Socks]

What the fuck is that schizo garbage about her "former" self? Is this another way of absolving herself of an entire adulthood of indulgence and gluttony? (spoiler: yes it is)

Anna has lost her mind completely. She's so used to lying, bullshitting, faking and manipulating the truth that she doesn't know what's real and authentic anymore. She's totally lost in her delusion and cope. Glued to a screen 24/7 fishing for updoots and confirmation while she gets high on sugar, self-diagnosing non-existent illnesses as an excuse to continue gorging herself to death, unwashed and high on painkillers.

Well done for showing up, Anna!

 

[Constellationzero]

her wrestler's neck

That neck is webbed, baby.