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Who knows how many of your bangerz we've lost to this chat 😩
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@The Wokest for some ungodly reason decided to share some of his personal sexual(?) experience with the forum and Guntchat

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When confronted, he doubled and tripled down on the judgment to share this little kernel of his lore:

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He then posted this gif
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I just wanted to thank him for helping me to stop eating.
 
I'm shocked that me being fed squirrels by my redneck father hasn't been archived
 
Impromptu gunt chat reunion tonight was really fun :) missed a lot of you guys
 
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Does anyone have that Ralph Soyjak, where some people said he had shit in his beard from his arse eating antics?
 
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I also created a program to automate gunt text.

Copy the alphabet in the spoiler into a file named "raw.txt", and run this python program with "python3 filename.py -w" to create the json file.
Then, you can create gunt text with "python3 filename.py [your text here]". This will print out the words in question. Just be aware sneedchat has limits on length of posts and lines, so you may have to copy the words separately.

Python:
#!/usr/bin/python3.11

__all__ = []


from sys import argv
import json


def main():
    if "-w" in argv:
        write_ralphabet()
        return
    create_and_print()


def create_and_print():
    if len(argv) > 1:
        words = " ".join(argv[1:])
    else:
        words = "KIWIFARMS RULES"
    print(words)
    with open("gunt.json", "r") as f:
        ralpha = json.load(f)
        print(create_text(words, ralpha))


def create_text(text: str, ralpha: dict) -> str:
    text = text.upper()
    text = text.split()
    result = []
    for word in text:
        temp = [None for _ in word]
        for index, char in enumerate(word):
            temp[index] = ralpha[char]
        # print(temp)
        temp2 = [None for _ in range(5)]
        for index in range(len(temp2)):
            s = ""
            for i, w in enumerate(word):
                s += temp[i][index]
            temp2[index] = s
        result.extend(temp2)
        result.append("")
    return "\n".join(result)


def write_ralphabet():
    result = {}
    with open("raw.txt", "r") as f:
        data = f.read()
        data = data.split("\n")
        while "" in data:
            data.remove("")
        # split list into lists of length 6
        data = [data[i:i + 6] for i in range(0, len(data), 6)]
        for c, *d in data:
            # d = "\n".join(d)
            result[c] = d
    with open("gunt.json", "w") as f:
        json.dump(result, f)


if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()
else:
    pass
 
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