Off-Topic Guntchat & Sekturr Image Dump

[Dan of Steel]

post all the autistic edits made in Célébrité de l'Internet related to the sekturr but don't necessarily fit the Ralph Multimedia thread

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

As regulars of Gunt Chat might remember, in the time before the Great Downtime of October 2022 brought on by Liz Dong Gone and Keffals, there was a chat regular by the name of @Snigger / @Punished Snigger who would often get drunk and overshare in chat about a variety of topics. These topics included his poor mental health, issues with various ex-girlfriends, and of course, his infamous couch (which will need a post all by itself to properly chronicle).

Many of these exchanges are lost to time, but fortunately, I managed to save the screencaps of the night where Snigger got drunk and decided to share with fellow users of Gunt Chat why he enjoyed pegging. The resulting conversation was very enlightening.

Our story begins with a humble query:



Curious, the chat spurred Snigger on, and he had this to say.



And with that, chat was off to the races. Inquiring minds besieged Snigger with questions about the nature of the incident.



As the layers of the story were peeled away, more began to come to light.



Descriptions of the perpetrators were provided.







(For context, this is what Erin from Better Call Saul looks like).



Snigger tried appealing to the chat for sympathy, citing the fact that he was plied with alcohol...



...and then citing the age gap that existed between himself and the college-aged women.



It is here that we finally learn the true extent of the depraved behavior the college girls subjected Snigger to:



That's right, folks. They asked him to SPRAY their ASSES. With a HOSE.

Chat displayed skepticism:



Reeling in the afterglow of this tremendous power-leveling, Gunt Chat was not prepared for the immediate sequel, where Snigger also admitted to being raped by an ex-girlfriend.



But what kind of rape was it? Was this another drunken hose-related incident in a sauna? Snigger clarified what had happened with his ex:



Snigger, who at this point must have been a grown adult, had apparently been picked up by his ex, and then raped. Chat took this shocking revelation in stride:



There were some lingering questions about the mechanics of how this rape occurred, but Snigger was there to fill in the gaps of chat's understanding.



But the evening wasn't done, oh no. Snigger was not content to regale chat about his molestation by two college girls who were "almost too skinny" (and also simultaneously looking like this, go figure) that plied him with alcohol in a sauna to make him touch their butts and spray their butts with a hose. Even admitting the time he was raped by an Amazon while drunk despite an embarrassing case of whiskey dick was not enough to stave Snigger's lust for power leveling. There was more corn to be had at the man's expense.



That's right. In a final desperate Hail Mary for attention and sympathy, Snigger began openly discussing his intention to mention Kiwi Farms in his suicide note. To think the site was so close to adding another suicide to its tally. At least the site would've been mentioned positively?

Shortly after, either the alcohol caught up to him or one of his handlers managed to scream at him enough in DMs for him to go to bed. Thus ends the story of Snigger's Drunk Molestation Power Level.

The moral of the story is: never power level in chat. You never know who's reading what you post.

 

[The cold-Blood Witch]

@Snigger @Punished Snigger come back to us, Ralphakitten

 

[Toilet Duck]

 

[Elmo]

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I'm sure @Punished Snigger would have liked it very much.

 

[felted]

I call dibs on taking Snigger's couch once he finally ties a noose.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

probably the most retarded post ever shared on this board but it gave me a good laugh. thank you for that, op.

@Punished Snigger it's not rape if you like it.

 

[A Sunset]

As regulars of Gunt Chat might remember, in the time before the Great Downtime of October 2022 brought on by Liz Dong Gone and Keffals, there was a chat regular by the name of @Snigger / @Punished Snigger who would often get drunk and overshare in chat about a variety of topics. These topics included his poor mental health, issues with various ex-girlfriends, and of course, his infamous couch (which will need a post all by itself to properly chronicle).

Many of these exchanges are lost to time, but fortunately, I managed to save the screencaps of the night where Snigger got drunk and decided to share with fellow users of Gunt Chat why he enjoyed pegging. The resulting conversation was very enlightening.

Our story begins with a humble query:

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Curious, the chat spurred Snigger on, and he had this to say.

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And with that, chat was off to the races. Inquiring minds besieged Snigger with questions about the nature of the incident.

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As the layers of the story were peeled away, more began to come to light.

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Descriptions of the perpetrators were provided.

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(For context, this is what Erin from Better Call Saul looks like).

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Snigger tried appealing to the chat for sympathy, citing the fact that he was plied with alcohol...

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...and then citing the age gap that existed between himself and the college-aged women.

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It is here that we finally learn the true extent of the depraved behavior the college girls subjected Snigger to:

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That's right, folks. They asked him to SPRAY their ASSES. With a HOSE.

Chat displayed skepticism:

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Reeling in the afterglow of this tremendous power-leveling, Gunt Chat was not prepared for the immediate sequel, where Snigger also admitted to being raped by an ex-girlfriend.

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But what kind of rape was it? Was this another drunken hose-related incident in a sauna? Snigger clarified what had happened with his ex:

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Snigger, who at this point must have been a grown adult, had apparently been picked up by his ex, and then raped. Chat took this shocking revelation in stride:

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There were some lingering questions about the mechanics of how this rape occurred, but Snigger was there to fill in the gaps of chat's understanding.

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But the evening wasn't done, oh no. Snigger was not content to regale chat about his molestation by two college girls who were "almost too skinny" (and also simultaneously looking like this, go figure) that plied him with alcohol in a sauna to make him touch their butts and spray their butts with a hose. Even admitting the time he was raped by an Amazon while drunk despite an embarrassing case of whiskey dick was not enough to stave Snigger's lust for power leveling. There was more corn to be had at the man's expense.

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That's right. In a final desperate Hail Mary for attention and sympathy, Snigger began openly discussing his intention to mention Kiwi Farms in his suicide note. To think the site was so close to adding another suicide to its tally. At least the site would've been mentioned positively?

Shortly after, either the alcohol caught up to him or one of his handlers managed to scream at him enough in DMs for him to go to bed. Thus ends the story of Snigger's Drunk Molestation Power Level.

The moral of the story is: never power level in chat. You never know who's reading what you post.

That was a memorable evening, thanks for documenting it.

Come back, @Punished Snigger. You were entertaining.

 

[AltisticRight]

Snigger helped with uncovering the Cozy.gov.il fake numbers.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Somebody light the Snigger Signal...

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

There's a reason many users on this site see the text chat as an autistic hellhole, and this only proves their point further.
Please come back @Snigger you were legit one of the funniest members on this site

 

[GaryGray]

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

You seem to be missing a few

Spoiler: memes

 

[GaryGray]

Many

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Warning: formatting is different on thread posts compared to Sneedchat, so some of these look fucked up but they work in sneedchat

Spoiler: Rainbow Gunt Words

NIGGER
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Spoiler: Rainbow Gunt Letters

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It took like fucking 40 minutes to finish the original rainbow nigger gunt, but the process has been refined and making other words is quite easy now.
Each is about 11 periods, and you have to keep each line for each letter the same length so you can string letters together.
Then just copy paste each line, but remember to keep the word as short as possible. Sometimes you have to expand your browser so the words will fit.

 

[Elmo]

>"he's currently burying two bodies in the mexican desert"
lol

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

In memorandum

Spoiler

Fabio got the last laugh though

The start of Monkey Type-I.N.G coercing male sneedchatters to give their taint measurements to see if they're high-T, and the (maybe?) pseudo-science behind it:

Spoiler

Yes, I too fell victim to his degenerate trap, don't @ me.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

R.I.P. HorseGirl, gone but not forgotten.

 

[The Wokest]

I didn't knew Snigger liked pegging, thankfully no one will ever know that I'm Corinne's nephew

 

[disavow]

R.I.P. HorseGirl, gone but not forgotten.

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@HorseGirlSupremacy eloped with @Smarty Pants and they are now making White babies. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. They disappeared at the same time and they had chemistry. Remember: accusations are evidence.