Canada is a failed state

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Troon Meet Noose said:
Maybe they believe all the other jeets running will split the vote and the whiteys who've yet to escape from Brampton will all vote for him.
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It worked for Sex pest Patrick Brown who is somehow Mayor of Brampton (imagine the smell).

I don't know why you want to be King of the Poos but whatever? Maybe Pat know he has more game than all the Pajeetcells and can get with all the Pajeetas.
 

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Justin Trudeau will hate that article.
February 24, 2025

If Trump Wants Canada, Here’s How He Gets It​

By Lawrence Solomon

President Trump offered Canadians the deal of a lifetime — to join the U.S. and be welcomed as equals, as full citizens with all the rights that status entails. Canadian business would have tariff-free access to the world’s largest market. Individual Canadians would instantly be better off by replacing the weak Canadian dollar with the greenback, by getting lower taxes, lower gas costs, lower housing costs, better health care, better everything.

President Trump hasn’t made so generous an offer to anyone else. Yet instead of feeling honored, and responding in a spirit of generosity, most Canadians reacted peevishly and belligerently.
Under the cumbersome Canadian constitution, it is virtually impossible for Canada to join the U.S. in one go. But Trump can acquire Canada piecemeal — and faster than anyone ever imagined — by making the following deals with two provinces instead.

First, Trump should simultaneously invite the rich conservative province of Alberta and the poor liberal province of Newfoundland & Labrador to join the U.S. Since Canada’s Supreme Court already ruled that provinces can leave Canada via a clear referendum, the people of these two provinces would quickly snap up the dream deals that Trump can offer them, especially since so many of them love Americans and have long resented being exploited by Canada’s central provinces.
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Brutality said:
Key takeaways from the liberal leadership debate
1. They all agree with each other about basically everything
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Biggie shock, there.

Brutality said:
2. They all mentioned Poilievre being "like trump"
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Poilievre is a few standard deviations smarter than Trymp.

(I kept trying to type his name properly, but he sounded better as a Fruit Of The Sea)
Brutality said:
3. They unironically said Canada is in more danger than at any point in World War 2
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(Exaggerated masturbation motions)

Brutality said:
4. Chystia Freeland said with a smile on her face that she was dedicated to upholding the charter of rights and freedoms, lacking any self awareness
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Aaand... that's a full card, right there.

This fucking Clown Country, I swear... HONK

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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
New CBC masterpiece just dropped

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The only major differences between The Farms and the CBC:

We say the Gamer Word more often.
We make more sense.
We don't get paid.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
They get paid our money cuz CBC is state sponsored media.
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Tell me the fuck about it...

"Hey, I pay four times the taxes for one quarter the public services, but it's worth it that some apparatchik gets 120,000$/year to tell White men to kill themselves."

I am so glad that I can read non-Anglo media.

Ever seen the movie Pontypool? It's about a language virus. It means, of course, that some of us are immunized somewhat against Anglosphere Wokism. Learn a foreign (the more foreign, the better) language, and start reading their media.

Yes, plenty of it is the same normie-slop, but between the foreign and the Anglo. you can discern reality in the spaces between them.

Come, join us; we have cookies, and we treat one another equally, irrespective of their race or sex.
 
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PaleTay said:
The interesting thing about the pajeet invasion is how little they contribute to the economy, sure they buy overpriced garbage from megacorps, but it seems like everyone outside of fast food, grocery stores, and Amazon are seeing number go down.
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I know a White guy who makes big money as a Tech guy at one of the Big Banks, he took the JD Vance pill and married a Pajeeta who works at a different one of the large banks. Apparently combined they pull in close to 500K/annual at least before tax.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
51st state feels so good right now.
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I don't know why people say the whole country would be a single state. That's insane. Each province would become a state. We'd go to 60 states. Alaska must maintain it's position as the largest state.
Alaska is 1.7m sqkm and the biggest province is Quebec at 1.5m sqkm.

Now, if we wanted to make the territories states, since they are all rather large in area, but small in population, then Nunavut would be the largest at 2m sqkm. But I don't see any reason to do that since all 3 together don't have a population of 150k.
 
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