Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Monolith]

Peak comedy would be Stanley being prescribed testosterone by his doctor, and still trying to be an 'ally.'

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

The saddest part is that he's a twin, but doesn't pathologise being 'Griffin's Twin' or even 'Griffin's Brother' but instead he's 'Jazz's Brother' which isn't even a real identity like 'Jaron's Brother' would have been.
His whole life is not only built around being a brother to his sister, he doesn't even have a sister...

As I looked at that recent video I thought this amount of saccharine positivity would only be understandable if you were supporting someone through chemo. Or recovering from birthing a baby.

This is a permanent chemotherapy celebration for someone just perpetually living. People understand when it's cancer, but not when it's plastic surgery. You didn't draw the short straw; you elected to have those elective procedures.

Sander Sandshrew is celebrating the neverending non-recovery from a non-terminal non-disease. If you're happy with your plastic surgery results, great. If you're not, bullying everyone else into celebrating your plastic surgery identity ain't it.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Sander

Who?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Peak comedy would be Stanley being prescribed testosterone by his doctor, and still trying to be an 'ally.'

I don't even know if that would help.
From the look of him and the way he acts Sandahl has some medical condition that means his metabolism converts Testosterone into Soy.

 

[Aquarius]

Learning that my nigga is a Studio Art major is my own personal 9/11.

I can't stop thinking about it and experiencing low-key existential horror at how cheap life is for some people.

Some people kill themselves by flying into buildings; some people get a full-on turndown-service mint-on-the-pillow ticket to Harvard and major in Studio Art despite a glaring lack of talent.

Like I've said here a few times, I've dabbled in art. California's community college system affords many opportunities for potheads, old ladies, C students, and various minority groups to fuck around in studio for a very reasonable price per unit.

A lot of success in that mileu is dependent on being able to wait patiently for the printer, washing your fucking hands before touching other people's shit, and being able to steal other people's ideas without being obvious. But two of the big deals are spending time with technique and being willing to give your own shit a VERY harsh eye.

The people I've known in art who were for real had whole sketchbooks with nothing but hand sketches.

Jazz is not that person.

I don't think Jazz is aware that graphite pencils come in different densities. #2 isn't just a brand.

It’s also sad because it was Ari, not Jazz, who demonstrated the most artistic talent in the family. If you watch the episode where she, Jeannette, and the maternal grandmother sketched their renditions of a live model, Ari fares the best. She also demonstrates a more professional decorum than either her mother or grandmother in the scene (and Jazz, more generally). She behaved like an art student should and made something passable, which is noteworthy given the disruptive environment she was working in.

But, of course, you just know that Jazz is going to become “the artist” in the family. Jeannette will remind Ari of this, prompt Jazz to lecture his sister on improving her artistic technique, and he’ll probably oblige without realizing how he reinforces the nightmare that is his sister’s facsimile of a “life”. The poor girl seems like Sideshow Bob in that field of rakes scene from the Simpsons, except Ari doesn’t deserve it.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

except Ari doesn’t deserve it

I don't think I agree. If this were standard abusive alcoholism then yeah, adult children of alcoholics have at least some responsibility to help their siblings.

"She didn't know any better"
"Basically raised in a cult"
I'm not sure. Every abused child has to deal with parents gaslighting and lying to them. Ari is culpable.

There's three siblings who could help Jaron and didn't. They're culpable together as well as individually. Someone should've done something. The dad is especially to blame, holy shit.

 

[Cousin-Larry]

Cyanide talks about "toxic masculinity",

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Because men should either aspire to be a shirtless jewish maggot, or the brother of said maggot who has blood blisters in his stink ditch.

Isn't this sort of toxic in itself, preaching about how men have the power to change the world? What about women? The trans people you're supposed to be an ally for?

I'm probably reading too much into his little diatribe, but he's just so dumb and nonsensical that I'm not sure exactly who he thinks he's "influencing." If there is anyone on Earth who ever thinks "gee, I wonder what Sander Jennings thinks about this," then they need more help than he does.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Oh, because she's politically Left leaning she'll mouth the words but on the side be screwing alpha male Chad.

It would be Peak comedy if Greg was fucking her on the DL.

 

[JohnnyG]

The poor girl seems like Sideshow Bob in that field of rakes scene from the Simpsons, except Ari doesn’t deserve it.

I don't think I agree. If this were standard abusive alcoholism then yeah, adult children of alcoholics have at least some responsibility to help their siblings.

I was initially sympathetic to Ari, because the few clips I saw showed her trying not to be part of the circus, or forced to stand there while the family fawned over the Smithsonian celebrating Jaron in their "womanhood" exhibit.

But I lost all sympathy when she chubbed up and got her PhD in troon advocacy or whatever.

Isn't this sort of toxic in itself, preaching about how men have the power to change the world? What about women? The trans people you're supposed to be an ally for?

It's just one side of the "Schrodinger's Muh'ppression" coin. Troons, obese Womyn of Calories, and other pet groups are perpetual victims held back by systemic Huwite Wing Terrism, forever disparately impacted with no agency.

But also, when convenient, they're Beyonce SheEO #girlbosses who run dis using Black Girl Magic, and when not spreading "trans joy" they're inventing telescopes, reforming government, and improving their companies' bottom lines.

 

[Aquarius]

I lost all sympathy when she chubbed up and got her PhD in troon advocacy or whatever.

If I had to deal with my parents castrating my sibling on television, I’d stress-eat too. And she didn’t get her doctorate in troon advocacy - she got it in psychology. I concede that she does some tranny-adjacent nonsense, like put her pronouns in her Xitter bio (archive). However, that could just be a consequence of her being an academic in the year 2025. Or because her name is also a font and people are legitimately confused.

She has published some stuff that looks like troon apologia, but it’s also not explicit. Like, she did a paper where she perpetuated the tranny myth that testosterone is the “male” hormone, but it wasn’t on troons - It was on normal parents. Furthermore, she concedes in the paper that her tranny-logic “testosterone is the man hormone” hypothesis was false. So it’s not like she’s necessarily an ideologue the way Jeannette is.

In other words, I don’t see Ari as some sort of handmaid or “pick me”, and think your dismissal of her is unfair. I feel bad for all the Jennings / Bloshinsky kids, but her especially. If any of the siblings are shills who “chubbed up”, it’s the twins. Especially Griffen.

Spoiler: Seriously… he looks bloated

Like a corpse.

And why are all of their names spelled in the most stupid way imaginable? Arial instead of Ariel, Griffen instead of Griffin…

 

[JohnnyG]

And she didn’t get her doctorate in troon advocacy - she got it in psychology. I concede that she does some tranny-adjacent nonsense
She has published some stuff that looks like troon apologia

I was mainly basing this on one of the Samwich Jaron update videos a few pages back here where he went around all the family members listing how their jobs/lives revolve around troonery, like it was some amazing cohencidence.

your dismissal of her is unfair

Maybe it's just a small part of what she does, and she felt obligated after growing up in an environment where that was the source of attention & praise, which I am sympathetic to, but at some point she's an Adult Licensed Pruhfeshnal using her credentials to spread the cancer.

Edit: found it

Jaron tells people how his family profiteer from the transsexual business.
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[Positron]

Squisher hawks ED quack cure.

Website. From their product pamphlet: "Eroxon® stimulates blood flow in the penis through a unique physical cooling then warming effect". Sounds like Tiger Balm.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I thought it was about eating disorders at first.

He doesn't look bad, but needs to make better videos. Like, the marketing job cannot be just "I'm Sponge and this is the product". He's not that famous.

 

[Drunk Chipmunk]

"If you're struggling with ED, or just wondering how to bring it up with your partner"

That's weird phrasing. Usually we say "get it up."

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Is this an elaborate troll job?

Safari is up here like "Although I have always been able to get rock hard in every situation, someone out there decided that I look like the face of Erectile Dysfunction + Chatbots, all in one package!"

What do we think he got paid?

I might could throw a hundy towards watching Snufflupagus degrade himself on cam.

What is he the face of?

Cathethers? Adult diapers? Fleet enemas? America's soybean farmers?

 

[TismFarmer]

To give Sandal credit, I would have thought Griffin would be more the face of Erectile Dysfunction than him.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

Sander isn’t even thirty yet is he? That’s the best ad he could get? Goddamn. And the disclaimer “I would NEVER need THIS” Sander they’re not gonna pay you bro if that’s your pitch

He’s so sad. Working at Starbucks would be less humiliating than this.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Is this an elaborate troll job?

Safari is up here like "Although I have always been able to get rock hard in every situation, someone out there decided that I look like the face of Erectile Dysfunction + Chatbots, all in one package!"

What do we think he got paid?

I might could throw a hundy towards watching Snufflupagus degrade himself on cam.

What is he the face of?

Cathethers? Adult diapers? Fleet enemas? America's soybean farmers?

Somewhere, there are a bunch of young "influencer' wannabes who were like "lol no way I'm taking that gig and shilling dick pills." And now they're watching Sardine hawk them, and laughing: "haha, so that's who ended up taking the deal." Love that for our boy Sorbet.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Sandnerd be like : “listen guys, I can totally satisfy my girlfriend sexually and have never gone soft, not even when I was getting frisky in a hot tub. Just ask Peppermint!
But it’s okay for all you other losers to openly talk about how you can’t get hard.”

 

[Uzumaki]

https://eroxon.com

Website. From their product pamphlet: "Eroxon® stimulates blood flow in the penis through a unique physical cooling then warming effect". Sounds like Tiger Balm.

Snake oil erectile dysfunction pills? My god it’s the greatest endorsement choice of all time. After searching for decades he has finally found his place in the world.