normal intro
i just got done crying over yarden bibas' eulogy to his murdered wife and children, so if she mentions palestine i will probably fedpost
burger king have it your way cameo ad
today's "dinner-speration" comes from 2006 when she upgraded to a nicer apartment
she shows a picture of an apartment, unsure if its her actual one or just a stock one
she was proud to have a nicer kitchen
she had the urge to start cooking comfort meals
she started cooking roasted chicken
she used to eat the chicken and have poutine on the side
bismillah in the narration
shows us her setting up the mukbang, big bowl of coldslaw on the table
behind her there's a new decoration, a star, her scales are on the arm of the sofa
looks like fries, covered in some sort of orange sauce and then unmelted cheese on top
mountain dew with her meal and a plastic jar of vague orange liquid with shit inside
takes a few thumbnail shots
i think it's pickled carrots
calls it "put-in"
it's pickled garlic
bismillah
only she eats the pickled garlic
colslaw, she made it herself
just starts chowing down. sure, what the hell.
diet dew, sorry. i implied she was a fatter cunt than she is.
she's canadian, of course she loves "put-in"
blow on the poutin, its a huge bite.
doing the mmmm noises again
she looks horny. "shh..."
she knows she's a broken record, but she's not going to talk about her diet on her channel
she's just gonna beeze and cook and eat and stuff
she won't be talking about it anymore
cheese coating every inch of the inside of her mouth
the topic of the video today is ramadan plans
they're planning on... well. actually. she should say,
this video is NOT about her ramadan plans
it's about the ramadan content plans
there's no plan
she's not doing to be decorating or anything like that
she's gonna try out the fasting
go to mosque once in a while, pray of course
try to better herself for the month
focus on her religion and stuff
she always craves
- poutine
- roasted chicken with fries / mashed potatoes
- shephards pie
- meatloaf
- spaghetti
really sloppy eating, feels a little on purpose
just thick, congealed cheese. there's hardly any fries left. it's just cheese.
there was a HATER who tried her gravy recipe, and said it was salty and globby
well what do you think it was? gravy is salty.
but globby? you didn't make it right
you must be on drugs, its delicious
maybe they just didn't like it
a lot of people don't like gravy, it's salty sauce
there's a single strand of cheese hanging from her hijab. it's mesmerising.
are there any canadians who don't like "poo-sin?"
chowin down on the slaw
fly buzzing around her
fingering the garlic
scraping against the plate
there's a hair in her garlic, it's black, so it must be hers
relaxin' tonight
her mouth is stuffed full of cheese
there's these long awkward silences where all she does is eat and not look at the camera
she's going to bed very early by her standards
she didn't make that many fries, it just looks it because its spread out
she's not sure if she'll do anything for eid, either.
fin.
