lmao at normies blissfully unaware of that image of the woman portrayed in this comic cosplaying with legs spread and an amused expression, clearly posing for the camera, while dobson sits in the background, eyes cast down toward his table in the convention center, rotund and impotent. it's like historians missing a vital piece of information needed to explain the purpose of an artifact.
Shmorky is most likely living in a murder shed next to the rotting trailer his parents sleep in, occasionally eating microwaved shit off diapers like pamperchu does.
Honestly discovering Kevin is based and redpilled but still actually a nice human being, so nice that the 12 sociopaths on twitter can't even attempt to cancel him, was great. He just kinda keeps things on the down low and farms his prints. It's a peaceful life.
Doubles advocate, he's fucking with people and the background is just his blue bear midget holding his right arm out over a semicircle backing.
He's not releasing photos to the public because the traumatic incident is he put on about 200 pounds since the Hat Andy days. 400 pound Gigadobson Arc. The trauma comes in the fact that it turns out inflating to the shape of a beach ball and the size of a Winnebago isn't as hot when it's not some anime chick doing it.
I bet we could find the blue bear they used to make the banner in one of Dobson's old comics. That's one "good" thing about Dobson never being on model with his characters. I bet the banner is just one of his many blue bear pics with a circle around it. It's going to say LOL TROLLED or something.
Also not enough whoa as me posts. Dobson would always talk about how much he was bullied his whole life. He would always try to make something about himself, even it it was bringing up something that happened when he was 5.
This is 100% troll. He doesn’t sound like someone with a massive ego, he sounds like someone TRYING to sound like he has a massive ego.
If there isn't a self-absorbed manifesto from day one, then it's a gayop.
It will probably be a huge letdown, but you never really know until it happens.
Oh he’s based alright,
Dobson denied that it was him in the image there; he said it was a convention he never went to. You'd see his Formera and Alex Ze Pirate shit beside/behind him, as per his other con appearances. The guy there sure does look like him, though, so I could see where people might think so.
Which traumatic incident? Sawnic the Maskhog Squirting him in the face with a spraybottle as if Dobson was a misbehaving cat? People making fun of his baldness? Or does he look even worse than Moviebob these days? Y'know, not posting his appearance or at least a portion of it to confirm it's him will make people more sus, not less, that it's a troll acct.
unless he's gotten a HELLUVA lot more cynical in the past 5-ish years he's been gone. Lord knows Drumpf broke Moviebob's brane and it probably broke Dobson's too, but IDK if it broke him THIS hard.
