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The Israeli Chief Rabbinate, represented by Rabbi Avi Kuzman, has presented an unusual demand to a company seeking to import kosher-for-Passover pizzas from abroad: Create a “mountain of cheese” in the center of the pizza. According to the Rabbinate, the goal is to physically differentiate the Passover pizza from a regular pizza consumed throughout the year.

The email exchange between the company and the rabbinate began with a request for kosher certification for a kosher-for-Passover pizza. There was no dispute about the pizza’s kosher status, but according to the Rabbinate, physical differentiation was required so that the Passover pizza would not resemble a regular pizza. The initial demand was to change the pizza’s shape from round to square or rectangular. Since this posed a challenge for the overseas manufacturer, which does not produce pizzas in any shape other than round, the Rabbinate proposed an alternative requirement.

In a letter sent from the Rabbinate to the importing company, the Rabbinate demanded that the center of the pizza must contain double the amount of yellow cheese, forming a shape reminiscent of a mountain.

The importer attempted to explain that this was impossible, as the pizza is packed in a box. Moreover, adding extra cheese would increase the cost by an additional 15% for the importer—on top of the already high expenses of kosher certification, sending rabbis to supervise production overseas, and their accommodations abroad, which alone are estimated to add 8%-10% to the product’s final price in Israel

According to the importer, the most absurd part is that the pizza in question is gluten-free—meaning it already contains no chametz (leavened ingredients). “Why does the Rabbinate require a shape change if the product packaging clearly states ‘Kosher for Passover under the supervision of the Chief Rabbinate,’ both on the front and back of the package?” the importer wondered.
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A Frankel’s Pesach Pizza without the square or cheese mountain requirements
Industry insiders suggest that one reason is that the Rabbinate holds a monopoly over kosher certification and can therefore continue tightening its regulations without restriction. The stricter regulations for baked goods began about two years ago when the Chief Rabbinate introduced a more rigid policy for Passover bakery products. This policy mandated the printing of “Kosher for Passover” on both the front and back of packaging—strictly as printed text on the packaging itself, not as an attached label.

Over the weekend, the Haaretz newspaper reported another demand from the Rabbinate. According to the report, an importer attempting to bring spices for the holiday was told that coriander, cumin, and cornmeal could not be imported, nor could products containing them. Another importer who wanted to bring in kosher-for-Passover soup almonds (mandlach) was informed that they could only be imported if they were ring-shaped rather than square.

Years ago, the same importer was required to ship gallons of orange food coloring abroad so that the manufacturer could dye kosher-for-Passover cornflakes orange. The reason? Simply marking the packaging as “Kosher for Passover” was deemed insufficient—the product itself had to be visually altered, a demand that significantly raised costs.

Traditional and observant consumers understandably want assurance that a product is kosher for Passover, but is it really necessary to change the product’s shape when it is already sealed in a package? The Chief Rabbinate responded that “everything is in accordance with Jewish law.” However, importers argue that these demands are bizarre, costly, and leave them with no recourse. “When we are forced to deal with these absurd requirements—like the ‘cheese mountain’ in the center of the pizza—consumers end up paying much more,” complain importers.

Importers also report that even when a product is certified kosher for Passover year-round by the Rabbinate, they are still required to make changes to its packaging and shape specifically for the holiday—without any clear justification. For example, gluten-free soup almonds that are kosher for Passover year-round must be changed from cube shapes to rings at the Rabbinate’s demand, even though the product’s composition remains unchanged. Additionally, packaging that already states “Kosher for Passover” year-round must undergo cosmetic changes.

According to importers, this flood of demands leads to extra costs—such as increased raw material expenses, modifications to production lines, and more—which inevitably get passed on to consumers. In other cases, importers give up entirely, reducing the availability of kosher-for-Passover products. This, in turn, results in a lack of variety at best—or a lack of competition, which drives prices even higher, at worst.
 
Or the pizza company could just say "fuck it, it's just not worth the hassle", not worry about the kosher pizzas at all, and put a note on their website like "we wanted to make the pizzas you love, but the superabbi was being a dick about the whole thing, take it up with him. He lives at 123 Tiny Hat Lane" and after that, whatever happens, happens.
 
And as you essentially alluded to earlier, just as with all Judaism, the laws based off laws based off laws ("fences") get so far removed from the actual law as to bear no real resemblance to an actual OT commandment.
That's why we separate them into rabbinic law and Torah law. Most kosher rules are from the oral Torah because the regular Torah doesn't tell you how to perform kosher slaughter.
 
I think most people would agree that asking for ring shaped almonds for soup is fucking ridiculous.
Soup almonds are basically croutons, they're these things:
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The thing the rabbis are freaking out about is the potential for leavened wheat products turning up on passover dinner tables, because they're not allowed to eat leavened bread (which they count as flour that's gotten wet and allowed to sit for a while). Also like how pancake day originated as a way to get rid of all the stuff you're not supposed to eat during Lent, they get rid of anything that could be leavened from their house. The brand of "soup almonds" mentioned in the article never contain anything that could be viewed as leavened, but they want them to be different anyway.
 
If nothing else, I like learning about other types of Pizza. I worked at a pizza place once upon a time. It's hard work to mass produce those fuckers.
Jews have this weird mix of sushi and pizza where pizza places commonly also serve sushi with dedicated sushi chefs and all that. Never heard of that in other communities.
 
One restaurant I worked at went Kosher for a Bat Mitzvah. The family rented out the whole place. It was a surreal experience. We had a rabbi come in to bless the place, and we had to completely rearrange the walk in coolers for the day. We also had to boil all of our utensils and pots that were going to use for the prep. But, they paid damn well.
 
One restaurant I worked at went Kosher for a Bat Mitzvah. The family rented out the whole place. It was a surreal experience. We had a rabbi come in to bless the place, and we had to completely rearrange the walk in coolers for the day. We also had to boil all of our utensils and pots that were going to use for the prep. But, they paid damn well.
And how does that make you feel, that elderly folks of your race, loyal to your country are eating dogfood (if they're lucky) while jewish aliens flaunt their bizarre customs over you?
 
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