Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Osama Bin Laden]

im trying to find funny ways to put this soyjak in but im slowly running out of ideas

 

[PaperRoads]

Until I realized how much you guys hate me.

For being a weird pedo lolicon who jacks off to his own drawings of limbless children

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

For being a weird pedo lolicon who jacks off to his own drawing of limbless children

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

 

[PaperRoads]

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

Newsflash, if you like someone and find out that they're doing horrible things, you're no longer obligated to like them

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Until I realized how much you guys hate me.

In your own words you said, "I never said I wasn't a lolcow" which means you are a lolcow. This website is for laughing at lolcows.

This is where you belong.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

I never liked you. You gave off a weird vibe even before this whole thing, I'm glad I trust my guts above all else. Blud you got that shit aura from Ohio!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I shall turn all the kiwis into cute armless anime neko boys and girls.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Light rendering ver. This is Alex's basement, kids.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You never should've exposed or hate me. Now you're gonna shut down.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Light rendering ver. This is Alex's basement, kids.
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make a ginger verison of him

 

[PaperRoads]

I shall turn all the kiwis into cute armless anime neko boys and girls.

Are you going to do that to our profiles pictures?

 

[Meat Target]

All you kiwis are inferior than me, that's for sure.

All of you on the farms will burn in hell.

Those who engaged in bullying me will be arrested.

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

I shall turn all the kiwis into cute armless anime neko boys and girls.

Oh, I'm quaking in my boots.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I shall turn all the kiwis into cute armless anime neko boys and girls.

Oh no I'm heckin afraid! This is the end kiwi bros! I don't think I can take that kind of attack!!

It would be incredibly effective and pivotal in your efforts to take us all down if you actually followed through on this threat! Please don't!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I shall turn all the kiwis into cute armless anime neko boys and girls.

I changed my PFP to make it easier to turn into an armless neko or two.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Oh, I'm quaking in my boots.

if you just put stalker child at the end and you didn't tell me this was lunar, i'd believe this was fatrick

 

[Sandnigger]

This guy is such an unmitigated retard, surprised he hasn't suffered any irl consequences before getting doxxed. Like people trying to run him over or something.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I am awaiting for all you guys crying when null loses the lawsuit and the farms shuts down.

 

[PaperRoads]

I am awaiting for all you guys crying when null loses the lawsuit and the farms shuts down.

Do you even know how to file one?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Do you even know how to file one?

I don't have to do that, other people are suing the farms in mass.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I don't have to do that, other people are suing the farms in mass.

and they're fucking losing