Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

A-Stump said:
When Andy constantly begs for a tornado in newer videos, wtf is he talking about? The only thing I can think of are taquitos from Speedway but like...why the Hell would he be begging his dad who is far away for a gas station taquito?
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He is literally asking for a tornado. As in a vortex of destruction, the finger of god.
He was asking for this saying 'they're neat, dayb' when his dad was under a tornado watch.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
He is literally asking for a tornado. As in a vortex of destruction, the finger of god.
He was asking for this saying 'they're neat, dayb' when his dad was under a tornado watch.
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A-Stump said:
When Andy constantly begs for a tornado in newer videos, wtf is he talking about? The only thing I can think of are taquitos from Speedway but like...why the Hell would he be begging his dad who is far away for a gas station taquito?
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It's just another example of Amdy retconning his autism from a level II to a level III,just like his snapping and justification for the Slipping Andy Lawyer persona. In like 2015 he probably was just like "I'm socially awkward and like being an amateur metrologist and I'm a little incontinent but I keep it too myself" but now he has the super special gift of not caring what others people say about him even though he religiously reads the reddit and kiwi threads on him.
 
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A-Stump said:
When Andy constantly begs for a tornado in newer videos, wtf is he talking about? The only thing I can think of are taquitos from Speedway but like...why the Hell would he be begging his dad who is far away for a gas station taquito?
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I can't help but imagine he is jonesing for a French toast and sausage tornado, those things are fire.
Too bad Andy doesn't have the capacity to walk to the gas station and get one., your loss for faking Andy.
 
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A-Stump said:
When Andy constantly begs for a tornado in newer videos, wtf is he talking about? The only thing I can think of are taquitos from Speedway but like...why the Hell would he be begging his dad who is far away for a gas station taquito?
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From a meteorologist view (been in this field for 20 years, passion for it since I first saw twister as a kid), you never want something as violent as a tornado to impact. I don't get what is going through his retard brain (and I don't want to) but man, you don't fucking wish for this shit.

Though, I do wish an EF5 like Jarrell in 1997 happens to him and he dies in a horrific and brutal manner. It would warm my heart.
 
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Cornfed said:
I can't help but imagine he is jonesing for a French toast and sausage tornado, those things are fire.
Too bad Andy doesn't have the capacity to walk to the gas station and get one., your loss for faking Andy.
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Nobody wants to wipe his ass, especially not after he eats something that greasy.
 
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Auditory processing disorder (YER HURTING MY EARS!)
Unspecified sensory processing issues. (I can't use a fork or wipe my ass because sensory issues)
Expressive Receptive language disorder (I dun know what I'm saying, I just repeat things)
Tourette's (Look gaiz, my face is twitching and I snap my fingers. that's Tourette's!)
Autism (no clear delineation of what kind of autism, just broad general autism)
Diabetes (the most believable disease he has)
Incontinence (I gotta wear diapers, gaiz)
Developmental Coordination Disability.
OBCD
Bipolar disorder
Depression
Unspecified shoulder injury
Unspecified back injury
Unspecified knee injury
Unspecified eye injury
Unspecified Thyroid disease
Executive Functioning Issues
Decision making issues
DDAVP
Echolalia (I just repeat complex things gaiz, I dunno what I'm saying! I'm a retard I swear!)
Hidradenitis suppurativa (I dunno how to wipe my ass so I'm going to sit in this diaper until my skin falls off.)
Schitzophrenia
Anxiety Depressive Disorder (I get depressed when my butt isn't wiped.)
Asthma (I can't be around smokers!)
Intellectual disability (Really stupid)
ADHD (you bore me, stop talking to me!)
Food Tolerance Issues (he loves mashed potatoes and oatmeal, but they make him gag)
Shellfish food allergy
PTSD
He hears voices. (he hears the debil!)
Learned Helplessness
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Reposting my list of things I've heard Andy claims he has. Every video just adds and adds to it.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Reposting my list of things I've heard Andy claims he has. Every video just adds and adds to it.
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With all of those self proclaimed diagnosis, he should run out of potential things to put on his list. One thing is for sure that he suffers from Psychosomatic disorder (hypochondriac)
Adding more and more self diagnoses is just his way to throw out things and hope something will stick so ppl will have pitty for him. This actually leads to my suspicions that poopoo-diaper actually suffering from Munchausen syndrome.

Not sure how much the accident he had as a younger guy plays in his screwd fucked up mental state?
 
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Lolcow_slaughter said:
With all of those self proclaimed diagnosis, he should run out of potential things to put on his list. One thing is for sure that he suffers from Psychosomatic disorder (hypochondriac)
Adding more and more self diagnoses is just his way to throw out things and hope something will stick so ppl will have pitty for him. This actually leads to my suspicions that poopoo-diaper actually suffering from Munchausen syndrome.

Not sure how much the accident he had as a younger guy plays in his screwd fucked up mental state?
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If he really had all of these conditions, he would be a drooling invalid. I also have a much shorter list of conditions andy has denied, and a list of things I've heard andy say he can't do.

Also I forgot to relabel his Autism as level 3 instead of unspecified.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
If he really had all of these conditions, he would be a drooling invalid. I also have a much shorter list of conditions andy has denied, and a list of things I've heard andy say he can't do.

Also I forgot to relabel his Autism as level 3 instead of unspecified.
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Unfortunately, because of his arrest he actually lost an autism level, and is now a level 2.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Real question: Why the fuck do these cows all resemble each other?

Andy looks like Alex Rosen and Music Biz Marty. I can't unsee the uncanny resemblance.
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Jasonic
Andy
Terry Davis.
Yup. they all look alike.
 
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