DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I've browsed a lot of threads on this site and seen some real degenerates and assholes. It's honestly quite an accomplishment that DSP manages to stand alone amongst all of them as the most abrasive person of them all. He might not be as bad as some of them, but he's such a uniquely annoying person.
He reminds me of Jim Jones in his final year(s) in Guyana where you could hear in his recordings he was just done with it and drunk and high all time time berating his remaining followers keeping them in line with the cadre of dents who never got a taste of power in their lives until they met him.
 
It would make more sense to do it to an actual true e-thot
I think doing it to a non-e-thot is better because Phil can't complain that she's using her body to exploit his retards. He really has nothing against her and it shows.


As for the argument of whether she's a "titty streamer" or not, I think there are levels and she's the lowest one, with the highest level of titty streamer being the bathtub ones that write donator names on their tits or whatever. I think she's the "girl next door" gamer for people who think they're too good for titty streamers but still want to goon for an e-girl. She appeals to the viewers who want a cool female gamer friend but definitely 100% not sexual and purely platonic (even though they'd jump if she ever gave them a shot). To say she doesn't use her appearance to appeal to people would be disingenuous. I don't even think that's a bad thing, but when you're good looking people suddenly find you smart, funny, interesting, charismatic and whatnot.

Bit of a PL but reminds me when my wife and I were in a WoW clan. We were treated very normally, but the second they heard my wife in a Skype call she was suddenly the funniest, coolest person to ever live. Not all titty streamers are the same, is what I'm saying.

EDIT: I was writing this analogy of how this girl would be more like those expensive escorts while the bathtub streamers are the corner crack whores when I wondered why was I writing a thesis in favor of an e-girl. Why was I simping and trying so hard to justify it? I think it's simple: since right now she's seen as a negative for Phil, we're (me at least) going to justify whatever she does because we like that she's making Phil upset over money he feelts entitled to. If she was whaling for Phil, I can guarantee we'd be calling her a whore trying to get Phil's dents to sub to her Onlyfans.
 
Mods are asleep post ICS:
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Sorry for how late this is, but I had to post my favorite bits from the first Kick squat girl stream, while ICS was dumping subs at her and she was oblivious to DSP, I was in the chat gaslighting her about the guy, these are a few of my favorites, I hope it brings a few of you guys joy, I was in stiches.

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did you really just come here to get your asspats for being a fag?
 
Anyone else pumped for the LEGO stream? I’m going to try to watch live.
It's got the potential to be either the most boring or the most unintentionally entertaining stream. Last year's most unintentionally entertaining stream was the one where he lost a battle of wits against a mic arm so I hope the Lego stream is at least half as entertaining.
 
Sorry for how late this is, but I had to post my favorite bits from the first Kick squat girl stream, while ICS was dumping subs at her and she was oblivious to DSP, I was in the chat gaslighting her about the guy, these are a few of my favorites, I hope it brings a few of you guys joy, I was in stiches.

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Why'd you waste your time lying when the reality is much funnier than whatever you made up
 
Holy shit! Im watching the WPIG from yesterday and DSP went out to get his trading cards from his mail. Appearantly he was away for 8 minutes and he came back VISIBLE SWEATING AND WITH RED HEAD.

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Understandable, it is pretty hot outside after all right now:
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Holy shit! Im watching the WPIG from yesterday and DSP went out to get his trading cards from his mail. Appearantly he was away for 8 minutes and he came back VISIBLE SWEATING AND WITH RED HEAD.

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That's just from the February heatwave Renton is in right now. Nothing at all from sitting 12 hours a day, eating doordash slop at least 2 meals a day and drinking heavily. Phil will show what kind of peak athlete he is once he starts Squats for Subs.
 
Anyone else pumped for the LEGO stream? I’m going to try to watch live.
Take a drink every time Phil loses a piece, is stumped and has to ask chat for help, and finish the bottle if he rage quits or breaks it. And yes, this is Phil. If he can find a way to break a Lego set, he will.

Holy shit! Im watching the WPIG from yesterday and DSP went out to get his trading cards from his mail. Appearantly he was away for 8 minutes and he came back VISIBLE SWEATING AND WITH RED HEAD.

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What did you expect from a guy who goes four weeks without checking his mail?
 
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