Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

RE: The talk about the Jomhas being boring in 2025 is nothing but senseless doomer posting. That Adderall is in full effect. We are being promised 2 disaster videos a month! iDubbbz going fully breadtube! He's streaming every other day! They're still insisting they're gonna do CC3! Anisa adopting a tradwife arc (which admittedly is the most normal she's been but let's see how long that lasts). And these streams lull you into a false sense of boredom until iDubbbz just says some completely insane shit nonchalantly and it's like an actual jumpscare.

And you niggas were saying it was all over . This is all shaping up to be the biggest disaster yet. I've caught up on the 40 or so pages this thread gained since I last read it, and so far we got:

• CC3 gets "announced" via one main channel video with the worst fucking thumbnail ever. Seriously wtf is this? I know the title used to be different, but was the thumbnail always him looking like a pissed off junkie ready to beat you up to get their meth?
  
  
  
• Anyway, the roster is their specialty mix of people you used to watch 12 years ago and people you nor anyone else has ever watched. Certain match-ups have crazy height discrepancies, not even pretending this is "reel boxing" anymore. No real headliner fight.
  
  
• Kiwis speculate. The event will be free, right? Smaller arena this time, right? No parties this time or entire hotels to "process the trauma". Contractual obligations to advertise the event, right? They managed to pull in some Minecraft YouTubers and some other 2 million sub channel, on top of that they will surely be advertising this event non-stop, right? Maybe they have a chance...?
  
  
• NOPE! Same arena, event is PPV, they don't want to ask the fighters to advertise the event because... what was it? They're going to drop out? The fuck? The fight that will probably get the most attention (the Mincraft fight) might not even happen. Everything else CC3 related will get put in a separate channels/socials, rather than on the 7 million subscriber channel.
  
  
• And of course, the fighters all still get a 20k purse.
  
  
• Presale tickets get barely announced like a day before, feels like they're going out of their way to fuck over anyone who would want to spend money on this event.
  
  
• Whole weird thing going with the charity aspect where you can buy tickets without donating, donating is a separate thing. The site they used enabled anyone to make a fundraiser. Trolls became aware of this fact and quickly managed to raise far more money than the Jomhas. Being the anti-business people that they are, they quickly took all of these down instead of attempting to play into it for any sort of buzz.
  
  
• Froggy Fresh's wife joins the Farms to share that all that we speculated about was true and to reveal that Ian may have prevented Froggy from doing his own charity concert.
  
  
• A fundraiser stream and a sweepstakes gets """"announced"""", through some article that no one is going to read and maybe a Tweet right before it goes live? Appears to have been a complete embarrassment from just reading the posts here, the gimmick relied on people constantly donating money which would have to rely on anybody actually watching. They have dono goals for iDubbbz to get humiliated in a variety of ways but since there are no donos they just lower the goal and torture him anyway. Seems to have been a big excuse for Anisa to travel to LA and get drunk with some influencers while iDubbbz attempted to raise money while being too much of a seething autist to take any advice on how to raise money. So parties are definitely on the menu.
  
  
• IAN GOT A FUCKING GOLD TOOTH? I wish I had seen this live. It might have killed me the same way seeing bleached hair Anisa for CC2 killed me. Just fucking why? He talked about doing this in one of his WoW streams, but I stupidly keep thinking that he says shit like this as a joke. Matching hand tattoos with Anisa and a face tattoo is next if we are to take everything he says in those at face value.
  
  
• They have legitimate fans BEGGING THEM to advertise their shit, Ian just seethes at them in the podcast.
  
  
• And it's only February. When is this happening again? July? Hard to imagine how they can top what they've been doing so far, but we are now in peak Anisa cycle ("EVERYTHING IS GREAT AND IAMSOHAPPYHEALTHYCONFIDENT AND I WILL SHARE MORE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"). When's the crash going to be? I'm thinking a week or two from now.

Let me know if I missed anything here, but my one question is why are they keeping this so hidden and making such obvious fuck ups? Two years ago, the Jomhas blamed pirates for the failure of CC2 and said that the next event will probably be free to view. They also said that they needed to advertise the event more. Now, they double down on PPV and almost feels like they go out of their way to not talk about it. It has to be self-sabotage, but why?

I had some theories bouncing around in my head, but one that just came to me is that maybe this really is an excuse Anisa can use to LARP as some type of Z-Tier socialite. Look at her having soooo much fun with all of these influencer people! All those business meetings were definitely just gay hangouts like this. All while the cuck is forced to make this look like they're attempting to run an event. Maybe this is purely some tax write-off thing.

I just hope the site doesn't get ACK'D on the day-of again and I get to sneed with all of you live on a pirated livestream

"So insecure!" "Buy my only fans!"
Pick one!
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Who are these people? Are they her old group of simps from the OG Discord leak days when she talked shit about Ian?

Kino Casino was also right, even when you buy the PPV it doesn't work. Ours would glitch out for minutes at a time.

This is really funny because I remember the pirated stream I was watching would freeze sometimes as well. I chalked it up to a quirk of watching a pirated version. Good to know I wouldn't have gotten a better experience if I had paid!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Creator Clash but its Only Fans whores pillow fighting in lingerie?
I bet they could fuck that up too

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

I had some theories bouncing around in my head, but one that just came to me is that maybe this really is an excuse Anisa can use to LARP as some type of Z-Tier socialite. Look at her having soooo much fun with all of these influencer people! All those business meetings were definitely just gay hangouts like this. All while the cuck is forced to make this look like they're attempting to run an event. Maybe this is purely some tax write-off thing.

My best guess is that Icukkkz agreed to CC3 on some sort of condition that Anisa take more/all responsibility. This is consistent with his setting past conditions e.g. on the podcast, OF shit show, that Anisa has to stick with a project/hobby, instead of doing it for a few days before dropping it like a new toy that she's already bored of. I would guess that for past events, she's been very enthusiastic at first but then lost interest, with Icukkkz being left to pick up the slack, and he's probably sick of doing that.

So what we're seeing is Anisa's being more fully in control of all aspects of the organisation and promotion of the event, with less tard wrangling/preemptive problem solving being done by Icukkkz, and the cuck himself only getting involved when explicitly asked to do so by Anisa. To what extent he's willing to stand by and watch the whole thing crash and burn remains to be seen, but I'm confident that it'll be funny af regardless.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Why would such a sexless person like Anisa choose to be on only fans in the first place? I imagine it was just the easiest and quickest way to get some cash and an audience.

 

[Slur Generator]

Why would such a sexless person like Anisa choose to be on only fans in the first place? I imagine it was just the easiest and quickest way to get some cash and an audience.

Because first and foremost she's an attention whore, and showing tits and ass is the fastest way to get it.
She didn't even do much, just the most tasteless "tasteful nudity" ever conceived. You will be left equally unsatisfied if you want porn or artistic nudity.

 

[Drama Trauma]

My best guess is that Icukkkz agreed to CC3 on some sort of condition that Anisa take more/all responsibility. This is consistent with his setting past conditions e.g. on the podcast, OF shit show, that Anisa has to stick with a project/hobby, instead of doing it for a few days before dropping it like a new toy that she's already bored of. I would guess that for past events, she's been very enthusiastic at first but then lost interest, with Icukkkz being left to pick up the slack, and he's probably sick of doing that.

So what we're seeing is Anisa's being more fully in control of all aspects of the organisation and promotion of the event, with less tard wrangling/preemptive problem solving being done by Icukkkz, and the cuck himself only getting involved when explicitly asked to do so by Anisa. To what extent he's willing to stand by and watch the whole thing crash and burn remains to be seen, but I'm confident that it'll be funny af regardless.

That would be even more retarded and careless to let Anisa take full control of CC3.

Reminder Anisa is NOT spending her OWN MONEY, but IAN'S.

They're living from IAN'S YT money for years now.

CC3 is not a cheap event that they could write off as a miniscule expense if it's gets fucked up, it could cost them at least six digits of US dollars.

Letting Anisa do more or fully control the organization of CC3 will only end in MASSIVE DISASTER.

With Ian and others in charge atleast it's might not turn out to be as bad and they may not have to face bankrupcy.

My theory is they're desperately want back their old clout and also need to earn money.

They're hoping in a semi successful CC, which can be sold for a decent sum and they will propably make a "Streamer awards" type of "charity" gala to larp and make Anisa feel important.

The whole boxing event is a pain in their ass and they are so uncreative and out of idea to make something else so they're keep going through with it.

 

[Hausu!]

May be wrong on this but didn't Tubbo say that he wasn't wanting to fight and was looking to get disqualified? If so then that's just more evidence that a lot of these fuckers don't give a shit about charity unlike what Anusface and Ian say.

Sperg but a lot of this is most likely planned by Anisa because there's no fucking way a somewhat smart person would think to themselves, "alright even though the last thing failed, let's just do it exactly the same and get better results!". Like they have to somewhat know that they're basically treading the same path. It's downright moronic. Even dumber that they still ban Sam from the event and are oblivious as to why Sam doesn't like them.

Ian, the reason why Sam doesn't like you is because you attempted to snake him multiple times, completely shut down any normal conversation with him to frame him as a psychopath, banned him from the 1st CC on the day of, and get mad that you can't control what he says or does. It ain't that complicated.

 

[Godmode]

Sperg but a lot of this is most likely planned by Anisa because there's no fucking way a somewhat smart person would think to themselves, "alright even though the last thing failed, let's just do it exactly the same and get better results!". Like they have to somewhat know that they're basically treading the same path. It's downright moronic. Even dumber that they still ban Sam from the event and are oblivious as to why Sam doesn't like them.

You do realize we are talking about Anus and Ian. I mean did it make sense for her to pay $18 000 for her hideous butter-snake back tatoo? Does it make sense to continue their shitty podcast when they only get couple thousand views and Kino Casino gets 10x the views dunking on them? Did it make sense for the Icuckz to get a gold tooth? Fact is, none of what these retards do makes any god damned sense. Why would CC3 be any different?

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

That would be even more retarded and careless to let Anisa take full control of CC3.

Reminder Anisa is NOT spending her OWN MONEY, but IAN'S.

They're living from IAN'S YT money for years now.

CC3 is not a cheap event that they could write off as a miniscule expense if it's gets fucked up, it could cost them at least six digits of US dollars.

Letting Anisa do more or fully control the organization of CC3 will only end in MASSIVE DISASTER.

With Ian and others in charge atleast it's might not turn out to be as bad and they may not have to face bankrupcy.

I agree with all of this, but what I wrote is the only explanation that I could think of for why Ian is doing so little to promote it. Anyway, it's pretty clearly heading for disaster, and Ian seems to be doing very little to try and avoid that outcome, whatever the reason might be.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I agree with all of this, but what I wrote is the only explanation that I could think of for why Ian is doing so little to promote it. Anyway, it's pretty clearly heading for disaster, and Ian seems to be doing very little to try and avoid that outcome, whatever the reason might be.

Although it's not an explanation, but I have a theory for you why Ian isn't gone full promotion mode, yet.

There is the secret Jake Paul/ Mike Leanardi line which might give an additional fight to the roster and it's highly likely the fight between the two Minecraft youtubers will not happen
and they are the biggest/most influential names now there.

I think Ian wants to silently take off Tubbo vs Snapnap fight without to much notice and put one or two fights instead, which one of the fight will be Jake Paul's people.

There is already an ongoing theory that Jake Paul wanted to buy CC or atleast buy a share and to my knowledge he is in good relationship with the third co-owner Mike Leanardi.

Ian also watched a fight not long ago, which was Jake Paul's boxing promotion's event (I might misremember this), but it was pretty out of character of him to watch a boxing match, alone and at someone's he doesn't want to asociate with if he have a choice.

I'm pretty sure there is a good reason why they aren't promoting as hard as they should and my (schizo) theory suggest it has to do something with Jake Paul or someone close to him.

 

[Leo Frank]

Although it's not an explanation, but I have a theory for you why Ian isn't gone full promotion mode, yet.

There is the secret Jake Paul/ Mike Leanardi line which might give an additional fight to the roster and it's highly likely the fight between the two Minecraft youtubers will not happen
and they are the biggest/most influential names now there.

I think Ian wants to silently take off Tubbo vs Snapnap fight without to much notice and put one or two fights instead, which one of the fight will be Jake Paul's people.

There is already an ongoing theory that Jake Paul wanted to buy CC or atleast buy a share and to my knowledge he is in good relationship with the third co-owner Mike Leanardi.

Ian also watched a fight not long ago, which was Jake Paul's boxing promotion's event (I might misremember this), but it was pretty out of character of him to watch a boxing match, alone and at someone's he doesn't want to asociate with if he have a choice.

I'm pretty sure there is a good reason why they aren't promoting as hard as they should and my (schizo) theory suggest it has to do something with Jake Paul or someone close to him.

It is a good theory, when ian does “promote” he makes sure to mention them every time as almost to pressure them into following through because any success they have is riding on those two honestly. BUT, if they pull out not that many people know about it. I could see tubby dropping then just donating 50k to the fundraiser. He’d be doing more for charity off the card but nothing for their wallets lol.

They announced the lineup February 4th and the event is June 28th. Thats almost five months to promote, replace or add fights. CC2 was announced on January 21st, tickets available the 27th and the event was April 15th, so not even three months to promote. Creator Clash 1 was announced March 25th, 2022 and the event took place May 14th, 2022 so less than two months to promote.

If they replace the minecrafters with any of Jake’s fighters their “”fans”” won’t be happy. Jake’s fighters already don’t get attention or views from regular influencer boxing fans or normies. If they try to add them on as a last minute add on none of these freaks who watch the people on this card will care and they can’t let Jake be part of the event. They wouldn’t last time and now he’s openly came out against the man in the Olympics beating those women so he’s not a troon ally and would make them all feel unsafe.

I really think Ian is going to have to suck it up and fight. Anisa said there is an opening for a fight. If the Minecrafters drop they really will have to put him in.

Vibes are good

what makes this funny is that Ian can’t even retweet this stuff because it will get filled with anisa jokes and sam hyde trolling that he can’t janny. This trailer is so stupid they literally say “young vs old” when they’re all about muh boxing safety and professionalism.

Edit: oh it’s gotten so bad both of them have to go in and comment


Example of stupid lies:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[RaxxScholar]

I can't get over how this retard had a perfectly good tooth surgically removed. It's gone forever now. What the fuck. Surely the gold tooth will require some sort of maintenance as he ages? Or introduce some sort of complications to the gums over time? I just cannot wrap my head around fucking your teeth up on purpose.

 

[JelloJerk]

This is highly irrelevant now, but before CC3 got announced I was boring myself to tears clipping iDubbbz's Jan 3rd livestream. I've been holding onto these clips because I thought I was gonna come around to watching more later but I just gave up lol.

*Reading chat* "T-Posts about 3.35 each at my local tractor supply. I need about 500" "...okay, that is a lot of money"
3.35 x 500 = 1675. Pennies to you Ian!

This clip is really gross and very telling, pretty much the only reason I wanted to keep watching. Someone in chat (Crobus? That was the name of that genderblob from the Discord right?) says "people who get arm tats specifically so their penis can be tatted later are awesome", clearly talking about pooners and their rotdogs. iDubbbz doesn't get it. Chat tries explaining it to him and say "bottom surgery", but he still doesn't get it. He doesn't know about trans surgical procedures? I find it very interesting that he's ride or die with trannies but he's seemingly unaware of what they actually do to themselves. I suppose it makes sense when you think about it.

"If you want to tell any good jokes, my wife is a better receiver of jokes than I am"

WoW related shit, iDubbbz thinks about cheesing before joining the guild but gets felted once the chat informs him that they have add-ons to detect shit

Viewer giving him handouts

And that's it. I'm free

 

[JelloJerk]

My best guess is that Icukkkz agreed to CC3 on some sort of condition that Anisa take more/all responsibility.

My only issue with this theory is that I think that even the minimal effort they put in is way more than anything Anisa might be able to come up with on her own. The punching bag gimmick is definitely an Ian idea. Maybe he wants to take a step back but also kills him how much of a fuck up Anisa is so he's stepping back in again. He was apparently mad during the stream that Anisa went off to get drunk with Chris instead of helping to raise money right?

There is the secret Jake Paul/ Mike Leanardi line which might give an additional fight to the roster and it's highly likely the fight between the two Minecraft youtubers will not happen

This is too logical and relies on them having any foresight and not being arrogant picks willing to accept help. There's no plan B. If Tubbo v Snap Snap doesn't happen then it's Mr. Jomha stepping in that ring, maybe vs LMN since he's already there and begging non-stop? Or we just get no fight at all.

They announced the lineup February 4th and the event is June 28th. Thats almost five months to promote, replace or add fights. CC2 was announced on January 21st, tickets available the 27th and the event was April 15th, so not even three months to promote. Creator Clash 1 was announced March 25th, 2022 and the event took place May 14th, 2022 so less than two months to promote.

I never realised the dates before were so close. Maybe that's why they think they can get away with no promotion right now. Retarded if true.

I can't get over how this retard had a perfectly good tooth surgically removed. It's gone forever now. What the fuck. Surely the gold tooth will require some sort of maintenance as he ages? Or introduce some sort of complications to the gums over time? I just cannot wrap my head around fucking your teeth up on purpose.

I think he just shaved it down. I don't know much about nigger cosmetics but I think there's surgery to get the tooth back to normal again. In terms of complications I think that if you do it wrong it you it can be extremely painful. Nitrous Oxide addict arc coming soon?

 

[Slur Generator]

Example of stupid lies:

"She doesn't use filters. "

I love this video with the pooner filter. It was so disappointing when Null didn't click on it on stream when looking at the Instagram dump.

Is the audio changing volume a feature or just a fuck up?
Ian in the background with the worst posture imaginable.*magnificue*

 

[Godmode]

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"She doesn't use filters. "

Not to mention the magic freckles.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Anyone who unironically thinks that the Paul brothers will be involved with this mess at all is clinically retarded.

Say what you will about them, but they (their team) have clearly shown they are capable of making sound business decisions, CC3 would not be one of those.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

She's so awkward.

 

[Meth Dick]

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She's so awkward.

Fuck this fat cunt.
The only big bitch I want is Michelle...
RIP beautiful, I can't believe she's gone..

 

[032820]

Fuck this fat cunt.
The only big bitch I want is Michelle...
RIP beautiful, I can't believe she's gone..
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It should've been Anisa....