Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Allow me to sum the earliest Halal. Not really a full-blown Halal, but it is a Soft-Halal. It's basically partial doxxing of his social media, but not the entire amount of burner accounts, as back then, nigger Byuu only touched the surface of the iceberg. Fuck it, post the draft here anyway.
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Early Soft-Halal​
December 15, 2020, pre-Halal 1:
Inactive user @Maurice Cane presented Alex's YouTube channel, BetterSkatez in the Obscure Laughstock thread. They then described his channel as 20-something burnout that has at least 8 YouTube channels dedicated to sperging about how everything in the 2010s/2020 suck and how he claims for the past:
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In fact, this was self-reacted by Alex because they mentioned his YouTube channel, 6 days postpone his registration date, which is April 21, 2021.
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Another replier makes the response to the channel's weird nature.1740585726208.png
In fact, he reacts at them positively again because their opinions are relatable to his nostalgia addiction.
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Replies are nothing special, until the date where his 1st halal was made by @byuu. At the time, he only gives positive reaction stickers for those who says nice things at Alex.

June 9, 2022, 1st Halal:

Banned nigger Byuu decided to soft-halal Alex.

1st Halal (add archive link here)
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This is a quickie, so I'll make some edits to add the link from the soft Halal.

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Weirdly enough, he actually gave Byuu a positive reaction. This is way before @dick brain 's full-blown Halal made him immensely seething.
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But when someone decided to mock Alex, he negrates at them because they insulted his "magnum opuses". This is an early example of his bondage fetish art being made fun at, and Alex didn't take it well due to his narcissistic behavior.
What a coincidence, right?

Some thread regulars would then start picking up him, thus showing us an early post of his face.
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Then, @Surburban Bastard would post a video of Alex recording himself making a shitty "mukbang" video, or specifically, him eating in front of the camera.1740584978957.png


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After @lolcow yoghurt posted her final reply on Alex's DepecheModeFan1999 username, Alex went under the radar once again for 3 more years, sperging about his fetish openly whilst outside prying eyes.
It is implied that because the original post mentioned his username, Alex decided to make an Kiwi Farms account and begin PL there.
 
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Rogue AI said:
I can't wait until the early life section gets in so I can understand why this guy is obsessed with his ears. Since he trooned out maybe he should do a Vincent Van Gogh and chop his ears off. Since he is trooning out, if he cuts his evil ears off then he can become one of the amputee lolis he obsesses over.
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He had a really bad ear infection, there's a video he made of all the puss that leaked out of his ear during the night, and the entire pillow is fucking yellow. I'm not going to find the image because it makes me gag, find it yourself. It's already archived.
 
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