Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Well, he doesn't repeat the same stuff over and over again like Coltie boy, but he's very close to becoming him, that's for sure.

At the rate we're going I expect all cap responses eventually.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Keffals is better than KiwiFarms.

You think that's offensive to me, fatso? Lmao

You're reaching such a low hanging fruit to insult is almost comical.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

You will all be arrested.

Arrested, then what? Arms cut off and put into bondage in your basement? You like that, don't you?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Arrested, then what? Arms cut off and put into bondage in your basement? You like that, don't you?

The black ones will be given to Patrick Tomlinson for Niggeroni making

 

[PaperRoads]

Kill yourself. All of you.

Kiwifarms will be banned worldwide.

Be nice to me, or kill yourself.

You all belong in Unit731

You will all be arrested.

Also, you cannot have my Suhail. It's mine.

No you cannot. Suhail is mine.

Trump is a gay faggot, why not you go suck his dick.

Keffals is better than KiwiFarms.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Is Alex the new Colton? He sure argues with his thread in a similar way.

There's no repetition, so I'd say he's closer to either @thegooddoctor with the arrogancy stuff, or @mitsufan with the constant death wishes. He just needs to develop a fear of clocks for the second one.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

You will all be arrested.

One must imagine kiwis enjoy prison.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

im trying to find funny ways to put this soyjak in but im slowly running out of ideas

 

[Got Milk!]

You abandoned the thread you started to argue here so I'm posting here too. Really want that video shout-out.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Two threads is much for him.

 

[PaperRoads]

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You abandoned the thread you started to argue here so I'm posting here too. Really want that video shout-out.

seconded, please shout me out too! I put in a lot of "work" to archive your stuff!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Did you know that @Schizoid Wife and @Toji Suzuhara fucked your mother last night?

I confirm it, she also told me that the reason Alex became so degenerate is because he's fat and nobody would have sex with him

 

[Gravemind]

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You abandoned the thread you started to argue here so I'm posting here too. Really want that video shout-out.

He got threadbanned, apparently, so this is his containment thread.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This is officially my favorite halal since @LagoonaBlue was revealed to be an oversexed brony who really wanted to fuck JonTron for some reason and used Chris Chan to feel better about herself.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Did you know that @Schizoid Wife and @Toji Suzuhara fucked your mother last night?

I actually fucked his dad , he told me his son is a fat faggot with bitch tits who needs his Internet cut down.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Rough sketch, but, oh well.

@Nicholas II of Russia, request partially done.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Its been said countless times already but I just want to reiterate since the retard is listening. I know were all enjoying playing kick the autistic with you Alex, but the people telling you to look up a drawing tutorial are actually giving you some pretty sound advice. No one your age that has been drawing for as long as you have, should have art that looks this fucking dog shit, literally my 13 year old nephew draws better than that. And no, you are not some tortured artist with a style that no one understands, you are a fat retard that cant draw worth shit. If youre gonna draw smut at least have the decency to draw good looking smut, there is nothing more sad and embarrassing than people that draw shitty looking porn. It just solidifies the fact that you are a coombrain that lacks the discipline to keep you hands out of your pants long enough to learn how to draw proper proportions. congrats on your thread btw.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

in fact the story of this game revolved around avoiding having these girls being raped

So, a story that he wouldn't like.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Hurry up on the thread already.

Unlike you, other people are busy. You'll have to wait for it.

The sad part about this entire thing is that homie definitely has like dozens more accounts that interact with each other that haven’t been discovered/documented yet.

I am still betting money on him having an account on Steam, itch.io and porn game websites. Most of his hentai consumption seems to be based in games.

Kiwifarms will be banned worldwide.

I hope you get banned from seeing your family with a non-contact order provided by a judge. You'd rape your sister if she couldn't resist.

Also, you cannot have my Suhail. It's mine.

@NaggotFigger has done 90% of the work in salvaging whatever it is that you drew. It is his by decree of the Kiwi Court now. Enjoy not having OCs, stalker lolicon.

 

[Glowie]

Kill yourself. All of you.

Listen to kitten, embrace psychosis